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Brian M. Wiprud (Author)
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Wheeler Softcover June 2008
Garth Carson has gone legit. Complete with briefcase in hand, he’s appraising taxidermy collections for one of the largest insurance companies in the country. But when prominent big-game hunters start dying—apparently slaughtered by their own taxidermy—Garth’s shiny new career makes him the FBI’s number one suspect.

On the run with his gal Angie and their favorite Russian gnome, Otto, Garth finds himself hopscotching across the heartland, from Hell (Michigan) to Chicago to New Mexico, on a high-stakes hunt for the real killer—who may be linked to his own family’s dubious past. But when they stumble upon a renegade brotherhood, a top secret government installation, and a former archaeologist who believes Garth’s nudist mother turned him into a werewolf, will Garth be one step closer to clearing his name? Or will this whirlwind of conspiracies spin him straight into the path of a killer who’s already hot on his tail?
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In Wiprud's latest humdinger, über-savvy professional taxidermist Garth Carson returns (after 2005's Stuffed), having traded his skinning knife and freeze-dryer for a calculator and briefcase. With help from his brother, Nicholas, Carson's scored a job as an insurance appraiser—of taxidermy collections, natch. He spends his days traveling the country while his New York shop, Carson's Critters, rests in the hands of his capable-if-maladroit sidekick, Otto. Of course, white collar professional bliss doesn't last long: when a running back for the Chicago Bears gets murdered, Carson becomes one of the FBI's persons of interest. Evidently, the footballer—an avid big game hunter—was done in by the claws of one of his own taxidermy bears. Before you can say stuffed and mounted, three more murders turn up with the same MO, and Carson becomes the trophy in a madcap cross-country chase involving the FBI, the U.S. Air Force, a fraternal group called the Mystical Order of the Tupelca and the real mystery killer. Classic Wiprud, this story has no shortage of wacky characters and even wackier situations, but enough heart to make it all work. (June)
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“Wiprud’s latest humdinger.... has no shortage of wacky characters and even wackier situations.”—Publishers Weekly
--This text refers to the Mass Market Paperback edition.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 403 pages
  • Publisher: Wheeler Publishing (June 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1597227552
  • ISBN-13: 978-1597227551
  • Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.5 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 14.4 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #6,216,560 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Get ready to laugh!, May 29, 2007
This review is from: Tailed (Mass Market Paperback)
TAILED continues the adventures of taxidermist Garth Carson, only this time he has a briefcase and a "real" job. He's putting his experience to good use, he's appraising taxidermy collections for an insurance company. But before you know it, bodies start piling up and Garth becomes a person of interest - never a good thing. Another terrific, fast paced & funny caper from Wiprud.

Just a comment about the "review" by John Sederquist - I find it very odd that the only "reviews" Mr. Sederquist has left on Amazon.com are on three of Wiprud's books, and they are not reviews by any stretch of the imagination. He obviously doesn't read the books, but he does leave a nasty one liner. Obviously there is some sort of personal vendetta going on here and I'm not sure why Amazon allows this sort of thing to continue book after book.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun from Start to Finish, May 29, 2007
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Brian Wiprud's new novel is number 3 in the Garth Carson trilogy. This installment finds Garth trying to go straight ... sort of. He's delegated the running of his taxidermy rental business to his Russian sidekick Otto and taken a well paid job for an insurance company as an appraiser of high end taxidermy.

Trouble has a way of finding Garth and time around is no exception - bad things start happening to his customers and before you know it Garth is caught up in a three way intrigue between the FBI, the U.S. Air Force, and a bizarre group of cultists who have a made the white gecko an object of almost religious devotion.

Weird enough for you? Just wait until the masked Mexican wrestlers make their entrance. This is fun stuff, a perfect mixture of crime and comedy expertly blended with memorable characters.

This is great summer reading. Put a copy of "Tailed" in your suitcase when you leave for vacation. Better yet, take along the earlier books in the series, "Pipsqueak" and "Stuffed," as well. You'll be travelling in good company.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Wiprud Does It Again!!!, May 29, 2007
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Garth Carson has done something totally unexpected, but extremely sensible. He's taken a job working as a taxidermy appraiser. He has his helper, Otto, run the taxidermy business in New York City. Garth travels the country, doing appraisals and learning a lot about the collector mentality. His love, Angie is working to make her jewelry business take off in a big way, so things are really looking up.

And just when life is looking like a bed of roses, an aphid shows up. Garth is in Chicago for an appraisal of a collection belonging to a Bear, of the gridiron variety. When Garth gets to the estate, he finds the body of Sprunty G. Fulmore, who appears to have been clawed to death by his own stuffed bear. To make matters worse, that death makes the authorities take a look at another collector's death that was taken to be an accident. In Texas, another collector was killed by a falling stuffed critter. Since both victims had a white Gecko on their bodies, it seems there is a serial killer at large.

Garth is asked to go to Seattle to meet with the FBI, and while there another collector bites the dust. Now Garth is thinking he's being set up, and is not happy about this. He enlists the aid of his brother, Nicholas and takes it on the lam, right after a visit to his mom, Gabby at the nudist colony where she has lived for many years. He meets up with assorted groups of people who may or may not be what they seem.

The action culminates in a scene in New Mexico, which has a Roswellian theme, and as much action as you could wish for. Garth and company make sense of a world that seems to have imbibed way to much wacky baccy. Garth keeps his cool, even learning on the spot to drive an assault vehicle. Garth has been through a lot over the past few years, and while I don't wish bad things to happen to anyone, Garth breezes through one catastrophe after another with such ease that I am always anxious to see what is in store for him in the future.
Though I do agree with him that seeing his aging mother au natural may be asking too much of this most coolest of dudes. Highly recommended series.


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