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Taintlight (2009)

Meredith Host (Actor), Kurt Indovina (Actor), Chris Seaver (Director) | Rated: Unrated | Format: DVD

2.4 out of 5 stars See all reviews (32 customer reviews) |

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Actors: Meredith Host, Kurt Indovina, Billy Garberina, A.J. Stabone, Jessica Stephens
Directors: Chris Seaver
Format: Anamorphic, Color, DVD, NTSC, Widescreen
Language: English
Region: All Regions
Aspect Ratio: 1.77:1
Number of discs: 1
Rated: Unrated
Studio: Splatter Rampage (Tempe Video)
DVD Release Date: November 17, 2009
Run Time: 65 minutes

Average Customer Review: 2.4 out of 5 stars See all reviews (32 customer reviews)

ASIN: B002M4CH94
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #197,631 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

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Studio: Tempe Video Release Date: 11/17/2009 Run time: 65 minutes Rating: Nr

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2.4 out of 5 stars (32 customer reviews)

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1.0 out of 5 stars Don't Waste Your Time or Money, November 27, 2009

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We watched the first ten minutes of this before we shut it off. It's essentially the quality of something a bunch of high schoolers would make: badly written, horribly shot (on an old camcorder, it looks like), with cheesy costumes, props, and fake mustaches. How this ended up on Amazon, let alone priced at $18, is beyond me. This is something that should be up on Youtube, not for sale on Amazon.

Avoid this like the plague.

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1.0 out of 5 stars possibly the worst movie ever, November 20, 2010

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Just watched it on netflix(on the wii). It was a total waste of my hour, it wasn't even a good spoof. HORRIBLE writing, camera work and acting(worse acting then twilight!) Don't waste your time or money on this!

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1.0 out of 5 stars omg it is so bad, September 16, 2010

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it's essentially a bunch of kids, either high school or college age trying their hardest to parody twilight. Parts of it that actually mock the ridiculousness of the series kind of succeed but everything they changed (different characters based on their lack of crew) is really awful and sophomoric at best (which, realistically you could say about twilight too)

the epic fight scene at the end makes it kind of worth the hour you'll spend watching it. maybe. if you're really drunk

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1.0 out of 5 stars Unbelievably Bad
This movie was horrible. I cannot fathom how it is available on Amazon for 17 dollars. I began watching it, hoping it would be funny in a "it's so bad, it's good kind of way,"... Read more

Published 1 month ago by Jamie Sophelia

5.0 out of 5 stars I love thses kind of terrible movies!!
if you enjoy Troma's films will will enjoy this one..... It takes a different breed to appreciate films like this. Of which I am! :))))))))) EFFFNNNNNN HILARIOUS!

Published 2 months ago by AnJBanJ

3.0 out of 5 stars SHUT UP STELLA
For those who desire to see a decent spoof of "Twilight" I would recommend "Vampires Suck." Taintlight, which I found funny at times, was mostly crude. Read more

Published 4 months ago by Michael Ledo

2.0 out of 5 stars The potential of such a fun idea completely blown.
Let's face it, parodies are not often funny! Regardless of the reviews, I just had to see this spoof. It wouldve been a much better one without the father figure in it. Read more

Published 5 months ago by kaoskitty64

1.0 out of 5 stars Like a soft core porno without the sex or nudity.
I swear this thing is just as bad as those porno movies that have no story to it and it's all about the sex and nudity. Read more

Published 5 months ago by S. Der

1.0 out of 5 stars This Movie is about as Fun as Swallowing Thumbtacks
I've seen some awful movies inexplicably wind up on DVD, and Taintlight is easily one of the worst. There are dozens of things wrong with this movie, but I can sum it up with:... Read more

Published 6 months ago by Compay

1.0 out of 5 stars WORSE MOVIE EVER!!!!
I BOUGHT THIS MOVIE NOT HAVING READ THE REVIEWS....I WISH I HAD. this was the crappiest movie i have ever seen. and for $17!!!!! ridiculous amount of money. Read more

Published 6 months ago by pooh bear

1.0 out of 5 stars Perverse and Lame
Wow!! This is BAD!! The acting is horrible...Not to mention the costume/make up is nonexistant. The fake mustache on Stella's father is so obsurd looking it almost comes off... Read more

Published 7 months ago by Bookworm936

1.0 out of 5 stars lly a review, just a note to the people who make this kind of film.
If you want your film to be a financial success, there are only two ways:

1) Really good story, photography, effects and acting and lots of luck... Read more

Published 8 months ago by Hunter

2.0 out of 5 stars Tainted My Time
Poor quality, poor acting, and poor storyline. I realize this is a low budget film, but I've seen less sloppy work on sting budgets before. Read more

Published 9 months ago by Lei

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