Customer Reviews

Taintlight

5 star:		(4)
4 star:		(6)
3 star:		(4)
2 star:		(3)
1 star:		(15)

 

 

We watched the first ten minutes of this before we shut it off. It's essentially the quality of something a bunch of high schoolers would make: badly written, horribly shot (on an old camcorder, it looks like), with cheesy costumes, props, and fake mustaches. How this ended up on Amazon, let alone priced at $18, is beyond me. This is something that should be up on Youtube, not for sale on Amazon.

Avoid this like the plague.

Just watched it on netflix(on the wii). It was a total waste of my hour, it wasn't even a good spoof. HORRIBLE writing, camera work and acting(worse acting then twilight!) Don't waste your time or money on this!

it's essentially a bunch of kids, either high school or college age trying their hardest to parody twilight. Parts of it that actually mock the ridiculousness of the series kind of succeed but everything they changed (different characters based on their lack of crew) is really awful and sophomoric at best (which, realistically you could say about twilight too)

the epic fight scene at the end makes it kind of worth the hour you'll spend watching it. maybe. if you're really drunk

What in the world is Amazon thinking, let this piece of tripe be sold to unsuspecting customers? This looks a high school film project, not a seventeen dollar movie. If you want to see a Twilight parody that is actually worth something, check out the Hillywood Show parody on YouTube.

Twilight is not that hard to make fun of, but somehow you guys epically failed.

I swear this thing is just as bad as those porno movies that have no story to it and it's all about the sex and nudity. This movie doesn't even have the sex or nudity, but kept the bad acting, graphics, and story. However, there are a lot of sex jokes, bad jokes, and stupid jokes. There also plenty of sexual and masturbation jokes with the dad and daughter. Then again, there just a lot of sexual jokes with the daughter, period.

I've seen some awful movies inexplicably wind up on DVD, and Taintlight is easily one of the worst. There are dozens of things wrong with this movie, but I can sum it up with:

1. It's not remotely funny.
2. It was shot entirely with a camcorder.
3. There's no use of lighting or color correction.

That was 65 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

I BOUGHT THIS MOVIE NOT HAVING READ THE REVIEWS....I WISH I HAD. this was the crappiest movie i have ever seen. and for $17!!!!! ridiculous amount of money. when they say low budget i thought..."ok it will probably be a blair witch project type deal...or a B film"... boy was i wrong. this movie is soooo bad, it looks like a bunch of kids decided to make a home video with their dad's camcorder. the jokes are not even funny...and i LOVE raunchy funny spoof films (scary movie, not another teen movie...ect) PLEASE don't waste a penny on this film
P.S. this movie is not a porno. lol. the name TAINTLGIHT has nothing to do with sex. lol

A pretty horrible movie I must say. I watched the whole thing and I don't know why. I had hopes that it would get better but nope, it was god awful, not funny at all. If you are going to see a parody of Twilight, just go see Vampires Suck. Vampires Suck is pure genius compared to this movie. DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE, I BEG YOU!

While I realize this movie is a spoof, it's still not worth $18. If you really want to see it, get it on Netflix Instant.

It has the quality of something high schoolers would make with daddy's camcorder. The writers are obsessed with poop jokes, feces was a running theme throughout the movie.

The best part of the whole thing was their take on Jasper Cullen. It had me laughing hysterically.

This movie is so low budget and stupid that it's actually quite funny. It's basically the hard 'R' rated version of Vampires Suck. Stella moves back to the town of Bonejack Heights and with her incest dad. When she goes to school, she meets a vampire named Edgar Mullen who treats her like crap, but she starts a love triangle with him and a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack. Edgar must protect her from Razor McBleed and his gang. If you like stupid movies, such as Twilight, you'll probably enjoy TAINTLIGHT!!!