From the Back Cover
Death of Some Salesman - Smooth-talking Judd (Ed Begley, Jr.) calls it salesmanship: peddling phony burial plots to bereaved suckers. Then he calls at the home of the Bracketts (Ma, Pa & old maid daughter all played by Tim curry), where all sales are strictly door-to-gore. Forced to prove his "love" for the hideous Winona, Judd learns the hard way about satisfaction guaranteed.
The Reluctant Vampire - Donald (Malcolm McDowell) is living the vampire dream - as night watchman in a blood bank. But he really shouldn't drink on the job. Now the company needs a massive transfusion. Good thing Donald knows how to suck up to "donors." As he finds out, sometimes you have to bite a few necks to save your own. Also starring George Wendt.
Loved To Death - Screenwriter Edward (Andrew McCarthy) would love a romantic "role" with actress Miranda (Mariel Hemingway), but she's nothing but a script tease. A love potion fans her flames, but soon Edward is burnt out. What she needs is a cool drink, a real killer cocktail. Then he can rest in peace - or can he?