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Tales From The Crypt: Have Yourself A Scary Little Christmas

Tales From The Crypt (Related Recordings)Audio CD
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)


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Product Details

  • Audio CD (November 15, 1994)
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Label: Capitol
  • ASIN: B000002TUF
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #43,713 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

1. Intro To Album
2. Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie
3. Juggle Bills
4. We Wish You'd Bury The Missus
5. Moe Teitlebaum
6. A Christmas Card For The Cryptkeeper
7. Christmas Rap
8. Intro To Cryptkeeper's Family Christmas
9. Cryptkeeper's Family Christmas
10. 'Twas the Fright Before Christmas
11. Twelve Days Of Cryptmas
12. Intro To Revenge Of The Cryptkeeper
13. Revenge Of The Cryptkeeper
14. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
15. Should Old Cadavers Be Forgot

Customer Reviews

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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars I got mine autographed! November 28, 2004
Format:Audio CD
This Christmas CD features The Crypt Keeper(John Kassir) singing parodies of Christmas songs. The songs are done with the same type of "ghoulish" puns that were used on the TV show. If you enjoyed the Crypt Keeper's sense of humor on his TV show, you should enjoy this CD.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
Format:Audio CD
This is one classic Christmas CD.
To those that offend easily, it's hilarious playing this when they are around. The twists on all the christmas carols contained within all come as a surprise regardless of whatever song you play. The lyrics can be shocking at times, but overall are quite funny.
A cool little item for horror, and Tales From The Crypt fans. A couple of my favorites: We Wish You'd Bury The Missus, and Juggle Bills.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great GREAT CD November 16, 2000
Format:Audio CD
I have been a Tales From The Crypt fan since it first appeared on Fox 5, and this album is the ultimate horror collectible. While it has a Christmas atmosphere, it's really funny and for people that like horror movies and chirstmas songs, you will love this. It's a mix of both. Some really great Devilish good songs songs are "Moe Teitlebaum", a tale of a mortician embalming Cryptkeeper's family on christmas eve while they were still alive and "We Wish You'd Bury The Missus" is a song of a husband killing his wife and keeping her around for a year, while her corpse is decaying and rotting in the house. It's so over the top and obscene that it's great. I bought it last night and haven't stopped listening to it. After all, tis the season to be jolly, so put on your old Night Of The Living Dead tape and let this CD spin, you WONT be dissappointed.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars For those with a warped sense of humor. October 28, 1998
By A Customer
Format:Audio CD
If you have a slightly skewered and warped sense of humor, this CD is for you. I've never watched Tales from the Crypt, but I really enjoy this CD. It's lots of fun and a nice change of pace when you start getting tired of hearing all the goody-goody Christmas tunes. It's hysterical!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
By A Customer
Format:Audio CD
This album isn't for everyone, but if you have a warped sense of humor and don't mind poking fun at Christmas, this album is for you. It's absolute zaniness brings grins each year I pull this disc out for Christmas
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great companion for any 'Crypt collection! July 5, 1999
By A Customer
Format:Audio CD
"Tales From The Crypt: Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas" is an excellent CD to listen to at Christmas, or any other time of they year for that matter. Being a "Tales From The Crypt" fan myself, this provides a quality and houmerous addition to my collection.
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Deliciously Twisted December 19, 2000
Format:Audio CD
Let me start off by saying that this album is NOT for everyone -- especially those who have no sense of humor about the holidays. If you find lyrics like "Stockings stuffed with ears and fingers (fa la la la la la la la la) Chopped from all those carolling singers (fa la la la la la la la la)" offensive, don't even bother.
If that tidbit made you laugh, this album is for you.
The Cryptkeeper delivers his pun-laced humor, mixed with not-horrible singing, incredibly hilarious lyrics, and that trademarked cackle that sends a chill right down my spine every time I hear it. I can't help but make this my first holiday CD each year. Who could resist that "Saint Nick Rap"?? (That reminds me... anyone know where I can reach the Dallas Cowgirls? My friend Jack wanted some special cheer.) Oh, my sides are aching just thinking about this horrifyingly humorous holiday hoot.
Again, not for everyone -- but if you're looking for an atypical holiday album with deliciously twisted lyrics... then look no further.
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great GREAT CD November 16, 2000
Format:Audio CD
I have been a Tales From The Crypt fan since it first appeared on Fox 5, and this album is the ultimate horror collectible. While it has a Christmas atmosphere, it's really funny and for people that like horror movies and chirstmas songs, you will love this. It's a mix of both. Some really great Devilish good songs songs are "Moe Teitlebaum", a tale of a mortician embalming Cryptkeeper's family on christmas eve while they were still alive and "We Wish You'd Bury The Missus" is a song of a husband killing his wife and keeping her around for a year, while her corpse is decaying and rotting in the house. It's so over the top and obscene that it's great. I bought it last night and haven't stopped listening to it. After all, tis the season to be jolly, so put on your old Night Of The Living Dead tape and let this CD spin, you WONT be dissappointed.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Tales from the Crypt CD
This cd I love, very well done,funny
And enjoyable to adults,not for young
Kids. Have always loved the tv show.
The cd does it justice.....
Published 1 month ago by Cheryl hafner
5.0 out of 5 stars Such fun!!
I play this album every December and beyond! Such fun!!
Published 2 months ago by JRA
5.0 out of 5 stars creepy great
had this on cassette years ago. I was happy to find it on CD. I laugh every time I play it :)
Published 6 months ago by NET
5.0 out of 5 stars CryptKeeper Christmas
I bought 2 copies to give to my daughters. They loved this CD when they were kids! Thought it was gross but funny at the same time. Thank You!!
Published 20 months ago by Margaret Moscetti
5.0 out of 5 stars Love it
Definately worth the money, it's a laugh all the way through from start to finish. I would recommend this to anyone who tires of traditional Christmas music.
Published on November 8, 2011 by shaunm2
5.0 out of 5 stars Hysterical!
I had never seen this before, but it caught my attention as I am a big fan of the show. I ordered it without listening first. I was NOT disappointed! Read more
Published on September 9, 2011 by Topaz G-S
5.0 out of 5 stars New condition from a used cd
I was a little skeptical of buying a used cd online, but i went against my better instinct and did so anyway, it turned out to be a very good decision, i opened the case and it was... Read more
Published on September 17, 2010 by stephy
5.0 out of 5 stars i love the crypt keeper.
i have loved this cd since i got it in highschool. its halarious.
Published on August 27, 2005 by C. Sutton
5.0 out of 5 stars Someday this Xmas will be called the Holiday from Hell! :D
Well, boils and ghouls, it's Christmas in July! Light the candles and bake the Tollhouse cookies, for the Cryptkeeper (John Kassir) is coming to your doorstep! Read more
Published on July 24, 2003 by Pamela Scarangello
5.0 out of 5 stars Nothing to get you in the "spirit" like this one!
This is my favorite Christmas cd and I drag it out every year. Don't get me wrong, I like Bing Crosby as much as the next person, but this is just fun. Read more
Published on December 31, 2002
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