Tales From the Lotus Pod [Explicit Lyrics]

Dark Lotus | Format: Audio CD

Product Details

• Audio CD (July 17, 2001)
• Number of Discs: 1
• Format: Explicit Lyrics
• Label: Psychopathic
• ASIN: B00005KB92
• Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (56 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #174,585 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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16 of 18 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars the best thing to come in years., July 25, 2001

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Adam Jonathan Labossiere (Canada) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Tales From the Lotus Pod (Audio CD)

this cd is perfect from front to back. it has some of the sweetest beats and bass lines that i have heard in awhile, the lyrics are simply the best and this is the scariest cd that you can ever buy! nothing has ever been made that makes your skin crawl even half as much! here are the tracks and what i think of them: 1. Intro: some voice talking some scary [...] about this being the last message before the almighty sixth jockers card. a perfect intro to this kind of cd. 5/5

2. Ali Baba: some freaky chants in this song. im pretty sure this is one of the tracks with black magic. 5/5

3. Cripple and Rape me: this song has pretty much bass. the course is kind of slow but the lyrics are the [....] 4/5

4. I hurt myself: this is pretty funny. it is a sexual song but its about violent j and the rest of them hurting themselves. but i guess they get turned on by hurting themselves. 5/5

5. Call upon your gods: this song talkes about some true [....] it talkes about people getting all religious when they know they are going to die, but before that they are killers. 5/5

6. And we danced: this song is funny and scary at the same time! it is about 5 guys going into a cemetary too smoke [...] and drink, when some dead girls come up from the ground and they dance and [stuff]. nice. 5/5

7. Black Magic: this is the song that dark lotus released a couple of weeks before the cd came out. this one has black magic in it for sure. scary as hell! 4/5

8. Taste of blood: this song is all about how much the dark lotus guys like blood, and how they like to eat it and stuff. the course on this song isnt that great. it still is good though because the raps are sweet. 4/5

9. Headache: this song is another scary one. it is about demons chacing them. it has some weird talking and some backwards talking. 3/5

10. Nobody likes me: this song is about how every body hates them. and how they cant get any action. its hilarious! 4/5

11. B***h im sexy: this is sort of a sex song. it i probably the funniest song on the album because it is sort of a remake of that stupid song that says "if you want my body, and you think im sexy... bla bla bla. but they change the words. 5/5

12. Fire rain: back too the [...] scary [...]! wicked guitar riffs and a wicked course. this is one of the best on the album. 5/5

13. Mah jeh mah: this song has a pretty catchy little toon at the start and in the backround for most of the song. the song is about what what they would do if they died and how much they want to die. pretty cool. 4/5

14. the crows: do not listen to this song alone in the dark unless you want to [...] your pants. it doesnt get any scarier than this. it changes the lord prayer for the course and makes it damn scary! i get chills every single time i listen to this song. im listening to this song now and so now i have to go change my underwear. 5/5

15. Juggalo family: this song makes you feel good to be a juggalo. it is VERY catchy and im sure it is going to be a huge hit for juggalos. i can listen to this song over and over again. 5/5

16. dot com: this song just gives shout outs to people that make icp what it is today. website people, icp coffie shops, etc. 2/5 if you want to go on the ride of your life than buy this damn cd! if you dont like it than you just dont understand it.

8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars This is Psychopathic at their darkest..., April 20, 2004

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Chris Croy (Boise, ID) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Tales From the Lotus Pod (Audio CD)

I noticed that every track is untitled, so, being a Juggalo, I've taken it upon myself to put down the correct titles to the songs.

1. Intro
2. Ali-Ba-Ba
3. Something
4. Hurt Myself
5. Call Upon Your Gods
6. We Danced
7. cigaM kcalB
8. Gimme Dat Blood
9. Headache
10. Bad Rep
11. Bitch I'm Sexy
12. Swarm
13. I Wanna Die
14. Black Crows
15. Juggalo Family
16. .Com

This is an AWESOME CD! Dark Lotus is comprised of the Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, and Marz. Unfortunately, Marz didn't quite make it with the psychopathic family, and was soon replaced with Anybody Killa, who can be found on the remake of Tales from the Lotus Pod.

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Da Bomb, August 24, 2001

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A Juggalo (Fort Wayne, IN) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Tales From the Lotus Pod (Audio CD)

I have no clue how many times I have listened to this cd. I even go to sleep listening to it and the whole cd on repeat. If you do that you can sing every word and scare the sh*t out of your friends. The cd has a curse on the booklet that they use on an episode of Fear on MTV. The one with the guy in the dark room with mirrors. It works and you have to make sure that you say "close the gates" or you will be sorry. My favorite tracks are numbers 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 12, 13, 14, and 15. They are all scary songz except for 11. That is just funny. Go to the new tour "HATCHET RIZING TOUR" which is gonna be Blaze, Twiztid, ICP, then Dark Lotus. A very long concert.