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May 2, 2006
A delightful new comedy about witches, vampires, and the search for the perfect man.

Recovering witch Garnet Lacey manages Wisconsin's premier occult bookstore. And a fringe benefit of the job is getting customers like Sebastian Von Traum-piercing brown eyes, a sexy accent, and a killer body. The only thing missing is an aura. Which means he's dead. And that means trouble.

So what's a girl to do if she's hot for a dead man walking? Run like hell-and take full advantage of the nights

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Garnet Lacy, who is hiding from the witch-slaying Vatican agents known as the Order of Eustace, and who wants no more supernatural help from interfering Lilith, figures it's best to hide in plain sight, so she acquires a job managing an occult bookstore. Eschewing magic to stay undetected by the agents (and also because her cat familiar is allergic to it), Garnet has no desire to hook up with anybody the least bit magical, until Sebastian Von Traum walks in looking for mandrake root. Because Garnet can see auras, it is obvious that Sebastian is a vampire. But he is also a witch who achieved immortality along with the ability to not fry in sunlight. The Vatican wants his formula, his eternally adolescent vampire son may be in cahoots with them, and another vampire has taken up residence in Garnet's home along with Lilith. Hallaway's entertaining debut paranormal romance will appeal to readers of Charlaine Harris' Sookie Stackhouse series. Diana Tixier Herald
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'Tate Hallaway has a wonderful gift, Garnet is a gem of a heroine and Tall, Dark and Dead is enthralling from the first page' -- MaryJanice Davidson, New York Times bestselling author of Undead and Unreturnable 'Hallaway presents a terrific and enjoyable read. The characters are lively, and the story stays strong and balanced throughout ... readers can only hope that there will be a sequel' -- Romantic Times 'Tate Hallaway kept me on the edge of my seat with Tall, Dark and Dead. Every time I thought I knew where the story was going, she threw something new into the mix. A thoroughly enjoyable read!' -- Julie Kenner, USA Today bestselling author of Carpe Demon --This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Berkley Trade (May 2, 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0425209725
  • ISBN-13: 978-0425209721
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.2 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (51 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #773,533 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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A Scorpio with a Leo Rising, Tate Hallaway is an amateur astrologer and practicing Witch. Tate has been a fan of vampire fiction since she first read Poppy Z. Brite in high school. Her first short fiction acceptance was to a vampire 'zine called Nocturnal Ecstasy Vampire Coven. Tate lives in Saint Paul, Minnesota with three black cats. TALL, DARK, AND DEAD is Tate's first novel.

 

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3.0 out of 5 stars Strong and weak points, March 26, 2007
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Garnet Lacey is a good witch who hosts the goddess Lilith in her womb after calling down the dark powers a while back to defeat the team of witch killers that slaughtered her coven. Single, she has a thing for vampires, who are apparently quite rare although they have a large following among goth circles in Madison, Wisconsin. She's got her sexy vampire ex, Parrish, who is a dependable rock when it comes to hiding bodies and has recently come drifting back into her life. And she's got blood-sucking Sebastian, a daywalker who recently visited her shop in search of a vital ingredient for his life-sustaining magicks.

And Garnet is madly, passionately, devotedly in love with whichever vampire happens to be with her at the time. She trusts the one she's with, mistrusts the one she's not and has sex with whomever's closest.

"Tall, Dark & Dead" has a few problems, and Garnet's fickle heart is least among them. One is the overall presentation of witchcraft. Garnet pretends to be a new-agey witch poseur to throw pursuers off her track, and yet the actual performance of her craft is drawn from those very same neopagan sources.

The story obviously needs a villain, and author Tate Hallaway (a.k.a. Lyda Morehouse) demonizes the Catholic Church to provide one. Perhaps it's just me, but when her protagonist is a member of a religion that prioritizes religious tolerance, it seems unwise to slam another faith so blatantly. In this case, the church employs psychics to hunt and murder witches, and is considering creating an army of Catholic vampires to strengthen the hunt.

Problems aside, I enjoyed "Tall, Dark & Dead" much more than I expected. Even the problems mentioned above were amusing in a good-natured but exasperating kind of way. Hallaway is a graceful writer who knows her way around a sentence, and she's building a strong supporting frame for Garnet Lacey's world. I hope the coming sequel, "Dead Sexy," works out the kinks and focuses on Hallaway's strong points.

by Tom Knapp, Rambles.(n e t) editor
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19 of 23 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars More like 4 1/2 stars- great new entry!, May 28, 2006
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Garnet Lacey has sworn off magic ever since she arrived late to a coven meeting and witnessed the slaughter of her friends by the Vatican witch killers. In a fit of rage, Garnet summoned the goddess Lilith and destroyed all of her friends' killers. Her ex-boyfriend and vampire, Daniel Parrish, helped her bury the bodies and she fled, re-inventing herself as a goth poseur. Unfortunately, Lilith still lurks beneath the surface and now the Vatican witch killers have returned....

Sebastian Von Traum is a vampire through alchemy and the Vatican wants him dead and to possess his formula. Sebastian's son and dhampyr, Matyas, is aiding them as he wants a Papal exorcism for his mother, who hovers somewhere between vampirism and death. Garnet will have to summon inner reserves she doesn't even know she possesses to keep Lilith under control while staying alive and out of the clutches of the Vatican witch hunters.

TALL, DARK & DEAD is an interesting blend of fantasy and romance. The story is a bit darker than most romances but Tate Hallaway's humor balances it out. The character of William adds comic relief necessary to break the tension. William is Garnet's friend and therefore willing to assist her with her quest to protect Sebastian but his naiveté regarding the supernatural (despite working in an occult bookstore!) is refreshing. Garnet's familiar, Barney, also adds a touch of humor as her familiar is allergic to magic!

One fascinating aspect of TALL, DARK & DEAD is the struggle between good and evil. The Vatican would normally be associated with good while witches would be evil and yet Tate Hallaway has turned this concept around and made the witches good while the Vatican supports killing. Garnet struggles with these weighty issues as the goddess Lilith inside her wants to destroy while Garnet is a peace-loving vegetarian.

TALL, DARK & DEAD is not to be missed by lovers of paranormal romances! Tate Hallaway has created a rich world that will leave readers screaming for a sequel.

COURTESY OF CK2S KWIPS AND KRITIQUES
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20 of 25 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars An engrossing addition to the genre that will keep you reading long into the night, June 16, 2006
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Garnet Lacey is pushing thirty, and while she's like to leave her magic past behind, she's finding it extremely difficult, what with an inner goddess name Lilith controlling her powers. Besides, disposing of all things magical isn't the easiest task when you're the manager of Wisconsin's premier occult bookstore, and are around all things magic 24/7, including customers. Which is where Sebastian Von Traum - a gorgeous guy in leather and denim, sporting an Austrian accent - enters the picture. Garnet is immediately attracted to the piece of unadulterated hotness, but when she realizes that he's missing one very important thing: an aura, she knows that he's ultimately part of a different world. Meaning, he's dead. Which is definitely trouble. But Garnet knows what she likes, and she's automatically sucked in to the trouble written all over Sebastian. And now, as much as she'd like to escape it, Garnet - along with Sebastian - are being chased by the Vatican witch hunters. The same Vatican witch hunters who killed Garnet's coven months ago, and who she's been hiding out from ever since that fateful day. As if dealing with one vamp - Sebastian - weren't difficult enough, Garnet's ex Parrish has dragged himself out of his coffin, and is hanging around, looking to get some action - of the blood-sucking variety - from anyone willing; and Sebastian's ex is squirming in her grave, in limbo between life and death. Now, Garnet is on the run, hiding by daylight, and running when darkness falls, in an attempt to protect herself - and her friends - from an untimely death.

I will admit that I was originally attracted to this book solely by the cover. However, upon reading the first few pages, I was hooked on the mystery and supernatural aura that lingered around both Garnet Lacey, and her many...freaky friends. Tate Hallaway has entered the paranormal/supernatural/vampire romance genre with a bang, and brought along a crew of wicked cool pals who will keep you on the edge of your seat from the first page to the last. Her descriptions of vampiric exchanges leave you cringing, and grabbing your jugular; while the romance never dies, living on in each page. An engrossing addition to the genre that will keep you reading long into the night.

Erika Sorocco
Book Review Columnist for The Community Bugle Newspaper
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