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Tasteful Nudes: ...and Other Misguided Attempts at Personal Growth and Validation [Kindle Edition]

Dave Hill
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“I run into Dave Hill all the time at the coffee shop in our neighborhood. He's always unshaven and badly hungover, with some 16-year-old groupie from Cleveland in tow—and he's just as funny then as he is in Tasteful Nudes. He is my idol.” —Malcolm Gladwell

“Dave Hill speaks, rocks, and now writes with a voice so powerful and funny and compelling that I’m pretty sure he's channeling some weird god from another dimension. Basically, this dude is a comedic Cthulhu, and when you read this book, you will either go COMPLETELY MAD or BECOME A SLAVE TO HIS MAD GENIUS. Pray for the latter.” —John Hodgman

"This book should affirm Dave Hill's rightful place as a major American humor writer. You will laugh.  Buy two and brighten a friend's life as well." —Dick Cavett

From the Book Jacket:


Dear ridiculously attractive person who just so happens to be holding Tasteful Nudes in his or her soft and supple yet commanding hands,


Hi. My name is Dave, and this is my very first collection of essays. As you can probably imagine, it pretty much has everything. In fact, if you like stories about stolen meat, animal attacks, young love, death, naked people, clergymen, rock 'n' roll, irritable Canadians, and prison, you have just hit a street called Easy because my book talks about all that stuff and a bunch of other stuff, too.


Getting back to that prison thing for a second—I can think of almost no better place to read my book than from within the confines of a correctional facility. For starters, you will definitely have the time. Also, cozying up with a good book in front of your fellow inmates is a great way to show them a softer side that for some reason no one ever wants to hear about in the yard.


Fear not, though, non-convicts, my book makes for a solid read outside of prison, too. At the beach, on the subway, while whitewater rafting, during couples counseling, under local anesthesia—I have personally seen to it that my book is totally readable in all these scenarios, as well as in most other scenarios out there today. It will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even think so much that you will forget all your problems while simultaneously creating a few new ones. In limited instances it has been known to cause severe dehydration and the occasional groin pull, but honestly I don’t know what that’s about. That said, it’s probably not a bad idea to keep a glass of water handy and really stretch things out before strapping yourself in for a literary thrill ride you will want to experience again and again until you are either dead or your eyesight fails completely, whichever comes first. In fact, if I end up being wrong about any of this stuff, you can kick me right in the privates. Also, I will send you a nice ham (serves twenty). In short, you really can’t lose on this one.


Your man,

Dave Hill




Editorial Reviews

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Praise for Tasteful Nudes:

"Comedian Hill trades in mock braggadocio, following each punch with a tickle. To wit, “Scar or not, I realize at this point in my book there’s probably no question in your mind as to whether or not I’m one of the biggest badasses that ever walked the face of the planet. (Author’s note: I am.).” Over the course of these 17 short autobiographical essays, the rhythm grows familiar enough that it could become cloying, but it doesn’t because Hill is just so funny, observant, and likable. Whether he’s riffing on adolescent affairs of the heart (“Loving You Is Easy Because You Live Pretty Close to My Parents’ House”), the thrill of playing Santa Claus (“Northeastern Ohio Velvet”), or his brush with rock ’n’ roll stardom (“Big in Japan”), Hill has a knack for hitting the high points, eliciting some laughs, and then offering a poignant twist that reminds the reader there’s no two-drink minimum. Essays about depression (“A Funny Feeling”) and his mother’s death (“Bunny”) treat their subjects humorously without being glib. Well worth a read." Keir Graff, Booklist

“Dave Hill speaks, rocks, and now writes with a voice so powerful and funny and compelling that I’m pretty sure he's channeling some weird god from another dimension. Basically, this dude is a comedic Cthulhu, and when you read this book, you will either go COMPLETELY MAD or BECOME A SLAVE TO HIS MAD GENIUS. Pray for the latter.” —John Hodgman

"This book should affirm Dave Hill's rightful place as a major American humor writer. You will laugh.  Buy two and brighten a friend's life as well." —Dick Cavett

“I run into Dave Hill all the time at the coffee shop in our neighborhood. He's always unshaven and badly hungover, with some 16-year-old groupie from Cleveland in tow—and he's just as funny then as he is in Tasteful Nudes. He is my idol.” —Malcolm Gladwell

“We have Dave Hill on our radio show as much as we can because he's so winningly funny, and it's thrilling to see how well his sense of humor translates to the page. I've never seen a comedian quite like him: full of unjustified bravado, but also amazingly vulnerable. There's something very bare through all these stories that are so full of jokes and brags. He's a rocker who shreds his way through mindblowing solos while somehow also communicating to you that maybe he thinks the whole thing is just a little much. I don't say that as a metaphor, I've actually seen him do this. I enjoyed the hell out of this book.” —Ira Glass

"First of all, Dave Hill is a pathological liar, a fantasist, egoist, and unlicensed podiatrist. I cannot confirm the veracity of anything in this book, but my feet have never felt better. And as Dave always says, when you have your feet, you have everything." —Janeane Garofalo

“If you want to get inside Dave Hill’s head, then you have to go for it. Throw caution to the wind. Jump into the icy waters. Speed across the Bonneville Salt Flats. Trek the Himalayas. Take a solo flight around the globe. Or just read his new book, Tasteful Nudes, the most dangerous way to get there.” —Sandra Bernhard

"This book, in addition to being a hilariously fun read, is exactly the kind of book that will get Dave Hill totally laid." —Andy Richter

"Not only did Tasteful Nudes take me on an emotional journey through the seedy underbelly of Dave Hill’s life, but it also introduced me to a whole new slew of colorful and imaginative euphemisms for my pud. For this, I shall forever be in Mr. Hill’s debt." —Chris Elliott

"There's a good chance that Hill is one of the funniest people alive who also happens to be a really great writer. I had to go and reread certain parts again because I wanted to make sure it wasn't the sun + tequila that was making me laugh so hard." —The Atlantic

"His skill as an effortlessly charming and fascinating storyteller makes the book hard to put down." —The Huffington Post

"Experience crippling emotional maturity with funnyman (and This American Life contributor) Dave Hill’s first collection of essays. We promise you’ll LOL IRL." —Daily Candy

"Call it potty-humor light: David Sedaris, minus the cynicism, but plus an obsession with bodily functions. This type of monologing is likely why the Cleveland native has found success in radio, both on NPR and on his own podcast, “The Dave Hill Explosion.” It is also what makes Tasteful Nudes such an engaging read...Exposed and cultivated, Tasteful Nudes is everything its title promises. And it’s also pretty funny." —The New York Observer

“Dave Hill refers to himself as a “famous writer person” in the intro to his seriously funny new book, Tasteful Nudes ... and Other Misguided Attempts at Personal Growth and Validation — and we think he’s onto something. Unlike many comics, who string a bunch of jokes together with clunky transitions and call it a book, the NYC-based author actually can write.” —New York Daily News

"A fun and illuminating read" —Philadelphia Inquirer

"The pieces vacillate between the purely humorous (taking a naked cruise) to the scarily serious (the death of a parent), but through it all, he retains his signature wit and unflinching honesty." —MSN Postbox

"Erupt-with-laughter-in-public funny and hyphen-defyingly touching." —BookPeople.com

"Best Humor Writing: Tasteful Nudes presents the best kind of absurd and awkward situations: those you don’t have to endure personally. The genius collection details Dave Hill’s struggles with life, growing up (he still hasn’t) and generally any “misguided attempt at personal growth.” If you hate mirth then you might not enjoy stories about “stolen meat, animal attacks, young love, death, naked people, clergymen…” well, you get the idea. A riot and a half, this breezy read will have you laughing well into fall." —Gear Patrol

"Anyone who's listened to Hill recount his tales, particularly on This American Life...will hear the deliciously deadpan delivery of every word." —Nylon

"Hill mixes ironic boastfulness with genuine heart.  It’s deeply personal material for a guy who specializes in a jokey artifice. Hill’s ability to make it work speaks to a talent that goes beyond a quick joke." —The Onion AV Club

"We love Dave Hill. Funny man, musician, writer, friend of the gays, and author of the new book, Tasteful Nudes. It's a collection of his hilarious essays about everything from rock 'n' roll to stolen meat to irritable Canadians." —LA Weekly

"It’s hard not to be seduced by his honesty and humor." —Impose Magazine

"In chapters that can turn from wildly funny to touching and back again on a dime. The book has already been praised by luminaries from John Hodgman and Ira Glass to Andy Richter, Janeane Garofalo, and Malcolm Gladwell." —Nerdist.com

"Overflowing with humor (both subtle and clever as well as brilliantly random and unexpected), the strength of Hill's literary skill is apparent as he masterfully weaves together stories and reflections from his life...Tasteful Nudes is a charmingly delightful read that provides insight into the inner works of Dave Hill." —Examiner.com

"Tasteful Nudes contains not a single page that is not hilarious.  Readers of books will love this one.  As funny as he is on stage, his has an immensely literary gift for elevating the episodes of his life into madcap excitement.  And yes, it is touching too." —Rushfield Babylon

"Several times over the past week, I have been the weirdo laughing out loud on my subway commute thanks to Hill’s remarkable ability to translate stories from his life–from being hazed by meatheads on his high school hockey team to the time he reported on a nudist group’s dinner party on a boat in Sheepshead Bay–into exceptional, expertly understated comedy." —Brooklyn Based

"I laughed a lot reading this book, and laughing is really not my thing. I hate laughing." —VICE

"If you're in a bad mood, or place, just pick it up! Boom. Problems temporarily solved." —The Hairpin

"It is all gold, so much so that I kind of wanted to "Single White Female" Dave after reading it. That is to say, get a similar haircut and eventually make an attempt on his life." —XO Jane

"At turns hilarious and poignant, blusterous and self-effacing, the book covers some of the misadventures and moments of triumph - after all, we don't all get to tour Japan -- that help form Hill into the irresistibly likable goofball his fans know today." —Metro

About the Author

DAVE HILL is a comedian, writer, musician, and man-about-town originally from Cleveland but now living in New York City in an apartment all by himself because he is a grown man. He has written for The New York Times, Salon, The Huffington Post, NY Daily News, Guitar World and a bunch of other people, too. He is a regular contributor to public radio’s This American Life and starred in his own TV series, The King of Miami, which was canceled, even though Dave really liked it. He has also appeared on Comedy Central, BBC America, MTV, and Adult Swim and is a regular host on HBO and Cinemax. Dave stages his own chat variety show, The Dave Hill Explosion, at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatres in New York and Los Angeles, and also in London, wherever it is tolerated. Dave plays in several rock bands and is so good at the guitar that most people can’t even handle it. Dave also smells really nice—ask anyone.


Product Details

  • File Size: 1423 KB
  • Print Length: 240 pages
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Press; Reprint edition (May 22, 2012)
  • Sold by: Macmillan
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B006JJPH86
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #29,983 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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17 of 17 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
Seriously. I was reading Tasteful Nudes in bed while my wife and new born were sleeping. At several parts I couldn't keep the laughter to myself and let out some of those half in/half-out laughs that could probably cause you to pull an oblique. Wife and baby woke up. Wife told me she hoped it was worth it. I said that it was. Nevertheless, I put the book down and fell asleep still laughing. Dave Hill has a unique voice and very enjoyable writing style. The hilarious lines just sneak up on you in the middle of some very entertaining personal stories. Buy the book. You won't be disappointed.
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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Charming and Thought-provoking May 26, 2012
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Tasteful Nudes is well-written and consistently entertaining. Rather than being a comedy book that is sometimes serious, it is a serious and interesting book that, like its author, cannot help but be funny as well.

Dave Hill combines and transcends the comedy and memoir genres in a way that calls to mind two other literary Davids; however, Hill's writing is somehow pleasanter than Sedaris' and more intensely personal than Rakoff's. In other reviews you will undoubtedly read about some of the amazing and amusing real-life situations that make up the matter of this book, but know that it is the skillful ease with which Hill relates his tales that will most amaze you, and the cheeky manner of his telling that will most amuse you.

Reading this book caused me to smile continuously, so much in fact that I had to look away from the page now and then in order to rest my face and to prevent permanent wrinkles from forming in my cheeks. The first two-thirds of the book was good for three to seven extended chuckles PER PAGE. In the home stretch, where I generally expect to find "filler" chapters, there was only one story that failed to captivate me (and it had cops, robbers, gunplay, teenage delinquents, and reckless driving in it, so I'm not really sure what my problem is). My patience was rewarded though, with the following chapters, "Big in Japan" and "The Time I Went to Prison," inducing the kind of uncontrollable, shrieking laughter that must make my roommate wish I'd just go ahead and die already.

I'm not one to say, "I couldn't put it down!" (what, is it glued to your hand?
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious and Fun June 10, 2012
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This book was really funny. You should buy this book. I guess you might need some reasons so here are some reasons:

1) He knows how to string words together into coherent sentences
2) He's combined those sentences in such a way that once you read them you'll laugh so hard that you'll probably quit breathing and pull some muscles
3) Laughing hard like that is good for you
4) He used exactly the right amount of profanity
5) He wrote a whole chapter about hockey that was actually interesting
6) He's lived a glamorous rock star life
7) He's spent time in prison. Ok. He spent like 3 hours in a prison doing a show, but you need to know about it.
8) The dude has had some experiences sitting on a toilet that I never imagined possible.

So buy the book. Laugh. Have some fun and good times. What are you waiting for? Just do it.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Tasteful Nudes Exceeds Sky High Expectations May 27, 2012
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I am a Dave Hill fan. I have always thought he is very funny. This book, however, exceeded my sky-high expectations. I have read books by other comedians. Too often they start off slow with childhood stories meant to shed light on why they became comedians. Not Dave. I'm barely into the book and he is on a boat with naked people eating from a buffet. Some guy's dripping wiener is too close to the vinaigrette and I am hooked.

When Dave gets into childhood stories of girls, hockey, fights, it was always entertaining, funny, well written rather than just a dry chronology of life events. I loved his stories about working at a homeless shelter, learning guitar, Valley Lodge's triumphant Japan tour. At times, talking about his mom and depression, I was genuinely moved. Seriously, everyone should buy a copy for themselves and then get it for friends, family, co-workers. Everyone should read this book.
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful
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I finished reading Dave Hill's Tasteful Nudes a couple of days ago and I think I'm finally ready to rejoin society and talk about it. This is unequivocally the most hysterical book I have read in years. Dave Hill is a NYC based comedian/rock God and for those of you who follow him on Twitter, you already know how effortlessly funny he is. He will take a seemingly innocuous topic and squeeze every ounce of comedy out it until you're practically pleading for him to stop for his own personal safety.

In Chapter 1, Dave takes you on a literary kidnapping into the world of nude cruises, complete with unforgettable descriptions of unkempt ladyparts such as "a snow-covered ghillie-suit." If that's not a good enough selling point for a book, I don't know what is. In fact, based on that alone, you should buy this book immediately and let's knock "Fifty Shades of Grey" off the NY Times bestseller list. If I can be honest for a minute, one shade of grey is pretty much all you need, and you're basically just showing off with 50. That's not what Dave is about.

Look, I don't even know you people, but you seem like discerning readers. After all, you're taking the time to read the reviews before plunking down your hard-earned cash or stolen credit card numbers before purchasing this book. Just go for it. Where else are you going to get this level of entertainment for $15.99? You can't even see Siegfried and Roy for under $50 and you're essentially rolling the dice with getting your face ripped off by moody tigers.

So go ahead, treat yourself to something nice. You deserve it. This book will change your life. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll find yourself roaming the streets of NYC in the off chance that you'll "accidentally" run into Dave and instantly become BFF's.
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5.0 out of 5 stars funniest book i ever read
probably the funniest book i've ever read, seriously. i've recommended this book to others. you just have to read it to see just how great it is. Read more
Published 7 days ago by ha-Y-E
5.0 out of 5 stars An excellent read. Also
Mr. Hill has one of the most unique comic minds I've come across in a while! I'm a slow reader and I read this volume in no time flat. Read more
Published 13 days ago by Ross
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious nudes
I bought this book after hearing Dave Hill on a couple of Podcasts. He has a great pace to his story telling and knows when to lighten the mood when dealing with some normally... Read more
Published 29 days ago by O. C. Johnson
5.0 out of 5 stars Smart, funny
Smart, funny, honest stories full of hilarious self-deprecating swagger. Dave Hill is an original. I can't recommend this collection more highly.
Published 29 days ago by Mark Caplan
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Hilarious and good-natured. I'm a fan of Dave Hill for life after this.
Published 1 month ago by Ryan Essex
5.0 out of 5 stars No worries, Dave - I totally think that this book will get you laid
Hmm... how to describe Dave Hill. When I've seen him on TV, he seems sweet, naive, wide-eyed and quite harmless in his pastel jackets - that is until he lets out a zinger that... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Quincynator
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Book
i borrowed this book from a friend and really enjoyed it. I knew i'd have to get my own copy
Published 3 months ago by Joe Cadillac
5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny
Laughed and laughed! Great book! Very thoughtful and well put together. Will read again for sure. The essays after
relateable and can become thought and some tears.
Published 4 months ago by Stephanie
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it
I loved the "art" angle to this collection of stories. I also enjoyed the blend of pseudo-humility and feigned arrogance in conjunction with a declarative style of writing. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Jerry
1.0 out of 5 stars not worth the time
This was, by way of thinking, a very poor attempt at sharing a life. Either that or it was very bad fiction. This buy should get a life. It's not all about him!!!!
Published 6 months ago by cricket
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DAVE HILL is a comedian, writer, and musician originally from Cleveland but now living in New York City. He has written for The New York Times, Salon, Huffington Post, NY Daily News, and Guitar World among others. He is a regular contributor to public radio's This American Life and starred in his own TV series, "The King of Miami" on the MOJO Network. He has also appeared on Comedy Central, BBC America, MTV, and Adult Swim and is a regular host on HBO and Cinemax. Dave stages his own chat variety show "The Dave Hill Explosion" at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York and Los Angeles and also in London wherever it is tolerated. He also plays guitar and sings in his own rock band Valley Lodge. Tasteful Nudes is his first collection of non-fiction essays. In it, he discusses topics including but not limited to accidentally arranging a lunch with a high-end prostitute, becoming an unwitting accomplice to the theft of three hundred pounds of meat, and, and losing his innocence to a Japanese toilet. Average, run-of-the-mill stuff. Dave wrote Tasteful Nudes mainly to make people laugh and maybe touch a few hearts. And if it ends up leading to sex for him, well that's just a bonus.

For more information Dave and his exploits, please visit his popular website at www.davehillonline.com.

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