Teachers are some of the most beloved people in the world. That's only one of the reasons why it's so easy to make fun of them. The witty, amusing, and heartwarming tidbits collected here will charm educators and their fans alike. For instance, when asked to give definitions of clouds, a classroom of elementary students provided such definitions as "Rain is saved up in cloud banks," "Clouds are high-flying fogs," and "I'm not sure how clouds get formed, but the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing."This book is a natural gift for our children's favorite teachers.
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Based on the successful Andrews McMeel Publishing calendar collection with the same name, this book offers a lighthearted perspective of the teaching profession.
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Writer Patrick Regan lives in Kansas City, Missouri, and is the author of numerous gift, trade, humor, and children's books.
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This is the perfect addition to the table in my office. When I am waiting to meet with parents or teachers it makes wonderful reading for them!
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A CALENDAR WITH WISDOM FOR ALL!,
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Great day reference calendar with wisdom and sayings from many prominent world leaders (Einstein, Mark Twain etc.) - I especially liked the one for September 25 from Dr.Joan Kowal that says -- "We need to make education a community obsession"Andrews McMeel Publishing has another winner just as all their products - Farside/etc.
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This book was just what I wanted. It's great for either a new or a seasoned teacher with lots of funny stories and antecdotes. It was also shipped promptly and received well before I wanted to use it.
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- The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie (Perennial Classics) by Muriel Spark on page 44, and page 96
- The Boy Who Shot Down an Airship by Michael Green on page 88
- Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh on page 140
- Alice In Wonderland (updated Version) (Scholastic Junior Classics) by Lewis Carroll on page 9
- She Stoops to Conquer (Dover Thrift Editions) by Oliver Goldsmith on page 33
- Teachers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes by Andrews McMeel Publishing in Back Matter
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