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Ted (Blu-ray + DVD + Digital Copy + UltraViolet) (2012)

Mark Wahlberg , Mila Kunis , Seth MacFarlane  |  R |  Blu-ray
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  • Actors: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis
  • Directors: Seth MacFarlane
  • Format: Dolby, Dubbed, Subtitled, Widescreen
  • Language: English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo), English (Dolby Digital 5.1), English (DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1), French (Dolby Digital 5.1), French (DTS 5.1), Spanish (Dolby Digital 5.1), Spanish (DTS 5.1)
  • Subtitles: English, French, Spanish
  • Dubbed: English, Spanish
  • Region: All Regions
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 2
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: Universal
  • DVD Release Date: December 11, 2012
  • Digital Copy Expiration Date: April 30, 2015 (Click here for more information)
  • Run Time: 440 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3,336 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B005LAII1C
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,063 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
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Anyone who's watched Family Guy knows that its creator Seth MacFarlane has a lot of hang-ups. As outrageous as many of them are in their animated TV show forum, they get a real rundown in Ted, MacFarlane's multi-hyphenate debut in feature films. As the director, producer, cowriter, and voice artist behind the title character, MacFarlane riffs on pop culture, drug culture, religion, sex, bodily functions, and all things '80s with the kind of abandon that borders on offensive to pretty much anyone--if only it all weren't so spot-on funny. Ted is an utterly believable CGI teddy bear who comes to life in the arms of a friendless 8-year-old boy named John, who quickly grows up to be Mark Wahlberg. John has made a wish that the pudgy plush be a friend for forever, a deal that they both hold on to with genuine poignancy as the years roll by. Ted grows right along with John in voice, manner, attitude, and bad habits until they're both unmotivated layabouts who would rather do nothing more than swill beer, smoke dope, and watch the absurdly iconic '80s movie Flash Gordon over and over again to the exclusion of most everything else in life. John has managed to pick up a girlfriend named Lori (Mila Kunis), who somehow tolerates the pair of them--at least for a little while. Eventually she's annoyed enough with John for not putting away his childish things, thoughts, and behaviors that she demands Ted move out and let them move on as adults. Among all the conceits that Ted embraces is the fact that this fully anthropomorphized stuffed bear started life as a global celebrity sensation before everyone forgot about him. Now he's just a blue-collar Boston nobody who sucks on a bong, chases women, and makes dirty jokes at every opportunity while nobody pays attention. This could have been a generic lowbrow buddy movie in the Judd Apatow mold, which might have been a little funny with a human slob in the Ted role. But MacFarlane brings to the remarkably expressive CGI creation an astonishing and often shocking dynamic with his voice characterization and the consistently clever situations, which whiz by in a structure that's pretty similar to an episode of Family Guy. There are frequent non sequitur digressions and offhanded one-liners that MacFarlane could never get away with on TV. But in the raunchy, anything-goes world of Ted it's all fair game. In addition to farts, drugs, bodily functions, and all manner of sexual vulgarity, it's the slams or homages to the 1980s that are the butt of many of the best zingers or recurring jokes. There are several cameo appearances that may make for delighted double takes. And Sam Jones, the star of the ill-fated Flash Gordon, plays a version of himself that makes a running gag all the more ingenious and demonstrates how far MacFarlane will go to bring comedy down to his level of hilarity. Mark Wahlberg should be commended for being game enough to participate and absolutely shows the comedy chops to make his scenes with Ted come alive. Technically the movie is a wonder as the two-foot Ted blends into the real world with complete believability even as he spouts some of the most outrageous dialogue this side of The Hangover. Ted may be an acquired taste for those who have a dislike for MacFarlane's comic sensibility--and there are a lot of people who do. But as a laughable lowbrow adventure that delivers virtually nonstop unexpected laughs with a little heart to back it up, Ted is a surprising comic novelty that may even win over some of the most vituperative MacFarlane haters. --Ted Fry

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Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish...and has refused to leave his side ever since.

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Too much of a story line, it would have been a little better as a complete joke of a movie. James R. Fay  |  105 reviewers made a similar statement
If you love Seth McFarlane and Family guy then you will love this. Jenni K.  |  59 reviewers made a similar statement
One would think that a Teddy Bear means a family film. Linda M. Mantey  |  56 reviewers made a similar statement
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163 of 212 people found the following review helpful
Format:Blu-ray
When you grow up with a woman who makes teddy bears by hand and sells them for a living, they kind of become that extra member of the family. As a child, there were times when the bears would be in positions or places that weren't where they were thought to have been left. Our theory was that whenever we weren't around, whether it was if we left the house or went to bed or whatever, the bears would get up and throw parties when we weren't around. So any movie that features something like a living teddy bear that can talk probably resonates a bit more on this end than for the average person.

"Ted" pretty much already had that nostalgic factor to it with the concept alone. While Seth MacFarlane doesn't always hit it out of the park with each episode of "Family Guy," "American Dad," or "The Cleveland Show," when he does get it right it's something special; it's hilarious, it's emotional, and its references are spot-on. "Ted" is MacFarlane at his best. The trademarks he's known for are all in there whether it's the incredible music that is heavily Frank Sinatra inspired, the ridiculous movie and pop culture references, or the humor that always seems to take a flying leap over whatever the accepted standard might be; it's all in the stuffing/inner workings of "Ted." The only difference is this is a different medium; a different plane for MacFarlane to bring his offbeat humor and influences into.

The spin MacFarlane puts on a familiar story is what makes everything so good. Of course, hearing Patrick Stewart as the narrator is a pretty great way to start any movie. There are a few surprises in "Ted" that are worth keeping that way. There's this huge emphasis on "Flash Gordon" that results in some really memorable sequences.

By now, you've probably heard the thunder song that John and Ted sing whenever a thunderstorm hits. It's still funny no matter how many times you hear it. Giovanni Ribisi was the best part of last year's "The Rum Diary" and he always seems to show up when you least expect him to like in "Avatar" or "Public Enemies." He has the most hilarious sequence he's ever been a part of in "Ted." It'll be difficult not to think of this particular scene whenever you see him from now on.

"Ted" is an R-rated comedy first and foremost, but it also crams a lot of heart into its 106-minute run time. The strain that's put on both the relationship between John and Ted and John and Lori's relationship results in the last twenty or so minutes of the movie being purely emotional. So while you'll more than likely remember the movie for the farting scene at the restaurant, the dirty fozzy scene at the grocery store, or the most amazing hotel room brawl involving a teddy bear that you've ever seen, "Ted" is secretly setting you up for that tight feeling in your chest when that pull string on your heart is tugged a little too hard.

"Ted" is the best thing Mark Wahlberg has been a part of since "The Fighter." It also gives the impression that Seth MacFarlane is still in the upswing of his prime and still has a lot to offer to anyone who's a fan of comedy in general. With its magnificently rich score, flawless use of CG, heartfelt sucker punch neatly tucked away at its core, and endless barrage of references and foul mouthed and vulgar humor, "Ted" gives "21 Jump Street" a run for the funniest R-rated comedy of the year. In fact, it may even get your vote as the best comedy of the year. It's like 2012's secret weapon for comedy at least until we can get our hands on an Apache helicopter.
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53 of 72 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Best comedy in many years! October 15, 2012
Format:Blu-ray
After being beat down by Hollywood's recent (say, the last 15 years) interpretation of comedy, I was skeptical of this movie.
But, since it seemed different from your basic mindless, re-hash comedy(Epic Movie), or endless do-over (W. Farrell, J. Carey), thought I'd give it a chance.

After watching Ted, I was actually happy to have taken the time to see it, and that doesn't happen often in this age of re-makes and sequels.
Being 49 years old, it's tough to come across a new, funny comedy. This is definitely one.
Admittedly, there are one, or two, scenes that even made me cringe.
This is NOT a movie for kids, or folks whose laces are tied a bit tight(as noted by a few bad reviews,... 'What did you expect, Teddy Ruxpin?').

Most people will find this quite funny. 'Most'.
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72 of 101 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, raw, funny, and surprisingly moving! July 12, 2012
By Mike B
Format:Blu-ray
Keeping this short - this movie was great on many levels. It was dead-on Boston accents, regional humor, while also appealing to comedy lovers in general! Growing up in MA, and living/working in Boston for years - this movie is personal to me - but what a funny premise, great use of CG, and frankly great characters throughout the film. This is on my must-buy list when it comes out! Instantly a classic comedy in my opinion.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Ted is the BEST
If you love talking bears, and raw humor, you will love this movie. When I need a good laugh, ted does it for me.
Published 1 hour ago by Adam Hill
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely
hilarious. Mark Wahlberg & the beautiful Mila Kunis fit the bill and Ted (a true stoner) was so funny. I honestly didn't think I would like it having an animated Teddy Bear... Read more
Published 18 hours ago by James Carter
5.0 out of 5 stars I laugh so much
I like this movie and I had the facility to rent on amazon.com and I can watch until june.. nice
Published 1 day ago by sandra
5.0 out of 5 stars Pretty AWESOME
I love commedies and TED is hillarious! I truly thought a movie like this wouldnt be that good but it is. Read more
Published 1 day ago by Annie
4.0 out of 5 stars Basest instincts...
Inappropriate yet curiously pleasurable. The single gag behind the whole movie is that a Teddy Bear, the symbol of wholesome childhoodness behaves as an uncouth slacker. Read more
Published 1 day ago by John B. Goode
5.0 out of 5 stars "Roll on the floor" funny!
Seth is a genius! And while I knew this was going to be a funny film before I watched it (after all the creator of Family Guy kills me every Sunday) - I didn't expect it to be... Read more
Published 1 day ago by Jimmy Banks
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
I thought this movie was hilarious, if a bit gross, but it has a good heart, and it was exceptionally well crafted. Read more
Published 2 days ago by Per
4.0 out of 5 stars They probably had more fun making it than we did watching it
Overall I thought Ted was a funny movie. The main character was a bit infuriating at times, but there were some good gags, and definitely some throwbacks to the viewer's childhood. Read more
Published 2 days ago by Evilmanta
5.0 out of 5 stars love it
how can you not love this movie!! and blu ray and dvd and digital and ultra violet (what is ultra violet?) oh well, we have been very happy with this
Published 2 days ago by Ellen J
3.0 out of 5 stars Funny
This is totally a guy's movie. Funny in a very crude way ... If you enjoy fart humor, then thus is your movie
Published 2 days ago by Intenseitalian
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Blu-ray? DVD?
yeah, it comes with both. I was gonna get the dvd because its not like you need to see this in Blu Ray, but i figured for $3 more....i get both.
Dec 13, 2012 by lovebuzz |  See all 3 posts
If I hate Family Guy, will I hate Ted?
I'm the same way with your preferences in his shows. I personally enjoyed it and found it to be quite funny, but of course since he has a broad appeal some humor is hit or miss with some of the jokes but there's so many it really doesn't matter. I was surprised at how much I enjoyed the film. I... Read more
Jul 8, 2012 by Donald Gustafson |  See all 9 posts
Release date!!!!
Good to know. I have a feeling we'll get a concrete release date when Seth host's this weeks SNL.
Sep 12, 2012 by J. Brown |  See all 2 posts
What happened to the $10 preorder promo?
so your saying if you got the promo and preordered that we could have got this combo for $13? now thats a deal if the case
Jul 14, 2012 by Benton |  See all 3 posts
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