Ted 2012 R CC

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"One of the funniest movies of all time!" from Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, Ted is a must-own comedy about a grown man (Mark Wahlberg) and his lovably profane talking teddy bear.

Starring:
Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis
Runtime:
1 hour, 47 minutes

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Product Details

Genres Fantasy, Comedy
Director Seth MacFarlane
Starring Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis
Supporting actors Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi, Patrick Warburton, Matt Walsh, Jessica Barth, Aedin Mincks, Bill Smitrovich, Patrick Stewart, Norah Jones, Sam J. Jones, Tom Skerritt, Bretton Manley, Ralph Garman, Alex Borstein, John Viener, Laura Vandervoort, Robert Wu
Studio Universal Pictures
MPAA rating R (Restricted)
Captions and subtitles English Details
Rental rights 24 hour viewing period. Details
Purchase rights Stream instantly and download to 2 locations Details
Format Amazon Instant Video (streaming online video and digital download)

Customer Reviews

Definitely worth buying instead of renting.
MDLCM7
The first time was funny but the plot tries to get too dramatic for a talking teddy bear movie.
S. Paghetti
I loved this movie I would watch it a million times more.
tiffany campbell

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189 of 244 people found the following review helpful By C. Sawin VINE VOICE on June 29, 2012
Format: Blu-ray
When you grow up with a woman who makes teddy bears by hand and sells them for a living, they kind of become that extra member of the family. As a child, there were times when the bears would be in positions or places that weren't where they were thought to have been left. Our theory was that whenever we weren't around, whether it was if we left the house or went to bed or whatever, the bears would get up and throw parties when we weren't around. So any movie that features something like a living teddy bear that can talk probably resonates a bit more on this end than for the average person.

"Ted" pretty much already had that nostalgic factor to it with the concept alone. While Seth MacFarlane doesn't always hit it out of the park with each episode of "Family Guy," "American Dad," or "The Cleveland Show," when he does get it right it's something special; it's hilarious, it's emotional, and its references are spot-on. "Ted" is MacFarlane at his best. The trademarks he's known for are all in there whether it's the incredible music that is heavily Frank Sinatra inspired, the ridiculous movie and pop culture references, or the humor that always seems to take a flying leap over whatever the accepted standard might be; it's all in the stuffing/inner workings of "Ted." The only difference is this is a different medium; a different plane for MacFarlane to bring his offbeat humor and influences into.

The spin MacFarlane puts on a familiar story is what makes everything so good. Of course, hearing Patrick Stewart as the narrator is a pretty great way to start any movie. There are a few surprises in "Ted" that are worth keeping that way. There's this huge emphasis on "Flash Gordon" that results in some really memorable sequences.
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71 of 101 people found the following review helpful By Vincent Allen on October 15, 2012
Format: Blu-ray
After being beat down by Hollywood's recent (say, the last 15 years) interpretation of comedy, I was skeptical of this movie.
But, since it seemed different from your basic mindless, re-hash comedy(Epic Movie), or endless do-over (W. Farrell, J. Carey), thought I'd give it a chance.

After watching Ted, I was actually happy to have taken the time to see it, and that doesn't happen often in this age of re-makes and sequels.
Being 49 years old, it's tough to come across a new, funny comedy. This is definitely one.
Admittedly, there are one, or two, scenes that even made me cringe.
This is NOT a movie for kids, or folks whose laces are tied a bit tight(as noted by a few bad reviews,... 'What did you expect, Teddy Ruxpin?').

Most people will find this quite funny. 'Most'.
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful By Tou L Vang on March 25, 2013
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If you like the Family Guy humor with the the PG-13 edits, then you'll enjoy this movie because this Family Guy with no holds barred. The story and plot was a typical boy meets girl plot but all the little quips and snide remarks in this movie is what made it a funny movie for me. Again, before you decide to buy or rent this movie, watch Family Guy. If it made you laugh out loud or even chuckle at all the morally incorrect jokes then this movie is for you. If you're easily offended at racial, ethical, and/or religious jokes then this movie is not for you.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful By Christopher M Perry on March 25, 2013
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I was very leery about watching a movie with a talking teddy bear, but this movie was one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. It was done so well you actually believe Ted could be real! Not for the kids, but highly recommended for the all adults who want a good laugh!
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful By tommy boy on October 15, 2012
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I loved this film when i went with the wife to see it. We both laughed the whole way through. These people here who rate it anything less than 5 stars must be your basic religious types, or people who don't have a clue about life! Can't wait till dec 11 to nab a copy.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful By On The Road on December 19, 2012
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I bought the movie, which I rarely do, after i saw it last summer in the theater. This is a classic I'm going to go back to year after year.

Obvious warning: swearing, sexual innuendo, drug topics are in this movie. This is not your average teddy bear.
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40 of 57 people found the following review helpful By T.Cuccio on July 17, 2012
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This movie is just comical genius. Amazing 5 stars. Dont believe the haters. The cast was brilliant and everything about the movie was great. Laughed from beginning to end.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful By smcginnis on June 5, 2013
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In the last few years only a few comedies have been funnier than this movie. I recommend buying it and I know you will not regret the decision. This is not the best comedy ever made by far but extremely unique and entertaining.
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