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Ted (2012)

Mila Kunis , Mark Wahlberg , Seth MacFarlane  |  R |  DVD
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3,990 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Mila Kunis, Mark Wahlberg
  • Directors: Seth MacFarlane
  • Format: Multiple Formats, Color, Dubbed, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen
  • Language: English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo), English (Dolby Digital 5.1), French (Dolby Digital 5.1), Spanish (Dolby Digital 5.1)
  • Subtitles: English, French, Spanish
  • Dubbed: French, Spanish
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: Universal Studios
  • DVD Release Date: December 11, 2012
  • Run Time: 220 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3,990 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B005LAII12
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #4,152 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "Ted" on IMDb

Special Features

  • Gag Reel
  • Ted: The Making Of
  • Feature Commentary with Director/Co-Writer Seth MacFarlane, Co-Writer Alec Sulkin and Star Mark Wahlberg (Theatrical Version Only)

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    Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane delivers his signature boundary-pushing humor in the outrageous comedy-blockbuster critics are calling “hysterically funny!” (Peter Travers, Rolling Stone) John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) is a grown man whose cherished teddy bear came to life as the result of a childhood wish…and hasn’t left his side since. Can John’s relationship with longtime girlfriend, Lori (Mila Kunis), move forward with his lovably profane buddy in the picture?

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    183 of 238 people found the following review helpful
    When you grow up with a woman who makes teddy bears by hand and sells them for a living, they kind of become that extra member of the family. As a child, there were times when the bears would be in positions or places that weren't where they were thought to have been left. Our theory was that whenever we weren't around, whether it was if we left the house or went to bed or whatever, the bears would get up and throw parties when we weren't around. So any movie that features something like a living teddy bear that can talk probably resonates a bit more on this end than for the average person.

    "Ted" pretty much already had that nostalgic factor to it with the concept alone. While Seth MacFarlane doesn't always hit it out of the park with each episode of "Family Guy," "American Dad," or "The Cleveland Show," when he does get it right it's something special; it's hilarious, it's emotional, and its references are spot-on. "Ted" is MacFarlane at his best. The trademarks he's known for are all in there whether it's the incredible music that is heavily Frank Sinatra inspired, the ridiculous movie and pop culture references, or the humor that always seems to take a flying leap over whatever the accepted standard might be; it's all in the stuffing/inner workings of "Ted." The only difference is this is a different medium; a different plane for MacFarlane to bring his offbeat humor and influences into.

    The spin MacFarlane puts on a familiar story is what makes everything so good. Of course, hearing Patrick Stewart as the narrator is a pretty great way to start any movie. There are a few surprises in "Ted" that are worth keeping that way. There's this huge emphasis on "Flash Gordon" that results in some really memorable sequences.
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    71 of 100 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars Best comedy in many years! October 15, 2012
    After being beat down by Hollywood's recent (say, the last 15 years) interpretation of comedy, I was skeptical of this movie.
    But, since it seemed different from your basic mindless, re-hash comedy(Epic Movie), or endless do-over (W. Farrell, J. Carey), thought I'd give it a chance.

    After watching Ted, I was actually happy to have taken the time to see it, and that doesn't happen often in this age of re-makes and sequels.
    Being 49 years old, it's tough to come across a new, funny comedy. This is definitely one.
    Admittedly, there are one, or two, scenes that even made me cringe.
    This is NOT a movie for kids, or folks whose laces are tied a bit tight(as noted by a few bad reviews,... 'What did you expect, Teddy Ruxpin?').

    Most people will find this quite funny. 'Most'.
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    2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
    2.0 out of 5 stars Couldn't make it through December 28, 2012
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    I gave up on this movie with about a half hour remaining. Would that final half hour have redeemed the film? I doubt it. I enjoy Family Guy, so even though I wasn't feeling confident after the preview, I rented the movie, figuring there would be at least a few laughs. And there were. There were about as many laughs in Ted as there are in a 22-minute episode of Family Guy, about 3-4 genuine laughs out loud. The rest was a mess of "clever" bits that weren't so clever and vulgarities that forgot to be funny, as if McFarlane was so excited to write for an R-rating that he felt the need to indiscriminately cram as many in as possible. His cutaway vignette style, so often used in Family Guy and forced into this movie, does not translate well to live action film. I really wanted to enjoy this movie. If it had been 20 minutes long, I might have. Joel McHale is standout as the smarmy boss, Mila Kunis is believably long-suffering, and Mark Wahlberg does his best, but I think he was miscast. I won't rule out seeing another film from McFarlane in the future, but he will have to prove that he can do more than make the same joke over and over (eg: a teddy bear says something surprisingly crass!) to wring more enjoyment from me.
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    38 of 54 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars One of the best comedy movies I've ever seen. July 17, 2012
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    This movie is just comical genius. Amazing 5 stars. Dont believe the haters. The cast was brilliant and everything about the movie was great. Laughed from beginning to end.
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    4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
    3.0 out of 5 stars Guilty Pleasure December 20, 2012
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    Mature adults have no business laughing--uncontrollably in some instances--at scatalogical humor, high school hijinks or boorish behavior. That's why I'm glad I watched "Ted" at home. Yep, Ted's libido is large, his intelligence tiny (although probably huge among his stuffed bear colleagues) and he has absolutely no sense of political correctness. This is a very funny movie, slowed only by the humans in Ted's life who keep making the same relationship mistakes. Watch it, without the kids, but don't say I told you to.
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    6 of 8 people found the following review helpful
    4.0 out of 5 stars TED = Longer version of Family Guy March 25, 2013
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    If you like the Family Guy humor with the the PG-13 edits, then you'll enjoy this movie because this Family Guy with no holds barred. The story and plot was a typical boy meets girl plot but all the little quips and snide remarks in this movie is what made it a funny movie for me. Again, before you decide to buy or rent this movie, watch Family Guy. If it made you laugh out loud or even chuckle at all the morally incorrect jokes then this movie is for you. If you're easily offended at racial, ethical, and/or religious jokes then this movie is not for you.
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    2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
    2.0 out of 5 stars Unoriginal, if you watch Family Guy December 19, 2012
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    The brand of humor is way too predictable if you are already a fan of Seth MacFarlane. So, this movie is best suited for people who like crude slapstick and have never seen Family Guy.

    Otherwise, as some other people have mentioned, they use up 2/3-3/4 of the jokes in the trailers.
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    I received the same notice and that's the first time it has happened to me in the 15 years I have purchased from the site. Amazon has built up enough good will over the years that I forgave the error and reordered at the correct price. The temptation to cancel the order just to enact a little... Read More
    Dec 10, 2012 by Mark Barrett |  See all 14 posts
    good movie?
    Ted watches basically like an episode of Family Guy. (With different characters and plot, of course.) There's always going to be bad reviews on most things. Personally, I think that if you find FG's humor to be funny, then Ted should be a movie you can watch and enjoy.
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