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Ted (2012)

Mila Kunis , Mark Wahlberg , Seth MacFarlane  |  R |  DVD
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3,773 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Mila Kunis, Mark Wahlberg
  • Directors: Seth MacFarlane
  • Format: Color, Dubbed, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen
  • Language: English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo), English (Dolby Digital 5.1), French (Dolby Digital 5.1), Spanish (Dolby Digital 5.1)
  • Subtitles: English, French, Spanish
  • Dubbed: French, Spanish
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: Universal Studios
  • DVD Release Date: December 11, 2012
  • Run Time: 220 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3,773 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B005LAII12
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #5,644 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "Ted" on IMDb

Special Features

• Gag Reel
• Ted: The Making Of
• Feature Commentary with Director/Co-Writer Seth MacFarlane, Co-Writer Alec Sulkin and Star Mark Wahlberg (Theatrical Version Only)

Editorial Reviews

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane delivers his signature boundary-pushing humor in the outrageous comedy-blockbuster critics are calling “hysterically funny!” (Peter Travers, Rolling Stone) John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) is a grown man whose cherished teddy bear came to life as the result of a childhood wish…and hasn’t left his side since. Can John’s relationship with longtime girlfriend, Lori (Mila Kunis), move forward with his lovably profane buddy in the picture?

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181 of 234 people found the following review helpful
When you grow up with a woman who makes teddy bears by hand and sells them for a living, they kind of become that extra member of the family. As a child, there were times when the bears would be in positions or places that weren't where they were thought to have been left. Our theory was that whenever we weren't around, whether it was if we left the house or went to bed or whatever, the bears would get up and throw parties when we weren't around. So any movie that features something like a living teddy bear that can talk probably resonates a bit more on this end than for the average person.

"Ted" pretty much already had that nostalgic factor to it with the concept alone. While Seth MacFarlane doesn't always hit it out of the park with each episode of "Family Guy," "American Dad," or "The Cleveland Show," when he does get it right it's something special; it's hilarious, it's emotional, and its references are spot-on. "Ted" is MacFarlane at his best. The trademarks he's known for are all in there whether it's the incredible music that is heavily Frank Sinatra inspired, the ridiculous movie and pop culture references, or the humor that always seems to take a flying leap over whatever the accepted standard might be; it's all in the stuffing/inner workings of "Ted." The only difference is this is a different medium; a different plane for MacFarlane to bring his offbeat humor and influences into.

The spin MacFarlane puts on a familiar story is what makes everything so good. Of course, hearing Patrick Stewart as the narrator is a pretty great way to start any movie. There are a few surprises in "Ted" that are worth keeping that way. There's this huge emphasis on "Flash Gordon" that results in some really memorable sequences.
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68 of 96 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Best comedy in many years! October 15, 2012
After being beat down by Hollywood's recent (say, the last 15 years) interpretation of comedy, I was skeptical of this movie.
But, since it seemed different from your basic mindless, re-hash comedy(Epic Movie), or endless do-over (W. Farrell, J. Carey), thought I'd give it a chance.

After watching Ted, I was actually happy to have taken the time to see it, and that doesn't happen often in this age of re-makes and sequels.
Being 49 years old, it's tough to come across a new, funny comedy. This is definitely one.
Admittedly, there are one, or two, scenes that even made me cringe.
This is NOT a movie for kids, or folks whose laces are tied a bit tight(as noted by a few bad reviews,... 'What did you expect, Teddy Ruxpin?').

Most people will find this quite funny. 'Most'.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Not for kids! January 29, 2014
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Ted is beyond hilarious. If bad language is not your thing, pass. On the surface of sheer entertainment value, Ted is a bit much for a bear. The humor is ridiculously funny. Did I say it was shockingly funny from the first viewing. Who knew a bear could be like this. Look at him, he's sitting on the couch with a beer in his hand. This is not your ordinary Teddy bear!
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35 of 51 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars One of the best comedy movies I've ever seen. July 17, 2012
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This movie is just comical genius. Amazing 5 stars. Dont believe the haters. The cast was brilliant and everything about the movie was great. Laughed from beginning to end.
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64 of 94 people found the following review helpful
Reviewers saying this movie is the worst movie they have ever seen must be very miserable people and don't know how to enjoy a good comedy movie. This movie was exactly what I expected from the creator of family guy: Witty jokes, stupidly funny sense of humor, joke references from tv and movies, and random racist remarks that somehow are not offenses. I thought the cast was brillant and it even had a soft side to it. I made my husband see this because we both love family guy; he so did not want to see it, he fought about it for 2 hours...well we see it and he was cracking up the entire them. He did not wipe the smile off his face through the entire moive. I will for sure be adding this to my movie collection, anyone who loves family guy will instantly love this movie! It is exactly the same sense of humor that got everyone addicted to family guy, seth did it again, well done sir!
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76 of 112 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, raw, funny, and surprisingly moving! July 12, 2012
Keeping this short - this movie was great on many levels. It was dead-on Boston accents, regional humor, while also appealing to comedy lovers in general! Growing up in MA, and living/working in Boston for years - this movie is personal to me - but what a funny premise, great use of CG, and frankly great characters throughout the film. This is on my must-buy list when it comes out! Instantly a classic comedy in my opinion.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars had higher hopes for this movie.. January 2, 2013
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potty humor...if this is what you want, you will love this movie(and if you like the family guy). I love family guy, but didnt find myself laughing much at all. mostly one liners for the bear...seems to target very immature adults and 13 year old boys..
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2.0 out of 5 stars Thankfully I did not have high hopes to start with...... December 31, 2012
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Mark Wahlberg has stooped pretty low - I love comedy, but this was just strange. There was way too much emphasis on drug usage.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Not too memorable.
Not much to say, the movie was okay but not great. I probably will never watch it again. The best thing I can say it that it wasn't much a waste of my time but I do value my time... Read more
Published 5 hours ago by Marcus Lamb
1.0 out of 5 stars One of the worst movies I have ever seen
Most of the scenes were an alarming combination of boring and cringeworthy. I kept skipping ahead so it would end sooner.
Published 21 hours ago by Nicole Sullivan
1.0 out of 5 stars Not my cup of tea
I found it to be quite crude and not funny. That being said, my husband thought it was funny. Guess you have to be a man to appreciate the humor.
Published 2 days ago by bvksg
5.0 out of 5 stars Ted Blu ray
A very funny movie. We had heard about this movie and wanted to buy it. We were very pleased with this purchase. Loved it!
Published 3 days ago by Cindy
5.0 out of 5 stars Good Movie
Good movie, unrated edition (it doesn't say that in description). Useful to have the multiple formats in one package. Fast shipping, new product. Fully satisfied.
Published 6 days ago by Breanna McNabb
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny
Saw this movie in the theatre and laughed my ass off. I live in Massachusetts and the one scene were he's talking like a Massachusetts girl with the accent is right on target. Read more
Published 10 days ago by JakeDog
5.0 out of 5 stars hilarious
if you are looking for a funny comedy, look no further. this will have you tearing up if you are watching for the first time. great flick - and mila isn't bad to look at either
Published 10 days ago by Dan
5.0 out of 5 stars blah
great movie, funny as hell, watch it over and over. Even my little nephew likes it cause of the teddy bear
Published 10 days ago by Brian
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny but not hysterical
I enjoyed the movie. It was funny but it wasn't a rolling on the floor laughing movie either. Mark Wahlberg has done better and so has Seth Macfarlane. Read more
Published 13 days ago by EasyRider
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny Movie
Ted is a hilarious movie. I have this sense of humor - if you don't, you'll hate it. However, even with my distorted sense of humor, I got a little tired of the language and the... Read more
Published 14 days ago by SC1842
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I received the same notice and that's the first time it has happened to me in the 15 years I have purchased from the site. Amazon has built up enough good will over the years that I forgave the error and reordered at the correct price. The temptation to cancel the order just to enact a little... Read more
Dec 10, 2012 by Mark Barrett |  See all 14 posts
good movie?
Ted watches basically like an episode of Family Guy. (With different characters and plot, of course.) There's always going to be bad reviews on most things. Personally, I think that if you find FG's humor to be funny, then Ted should be a movie you can watch and enjoy.
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