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Ted (2012)

Mila Kunis , Mark Wahlberg , Seth MacFarlane  |  R |  DVD
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3,945 customer reviews)

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  • Actors: Mila Kunis, Mark Wahlberg
  • Directors: Seth MacFarlane
  • Format: Multiple Formats, Color, Dubbed, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen
  • Language: English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo), English (Dolby Digital 5.1), French (Dolby Digital 5.1), Spanish (Dolby Digital 5.1)
  • Subtitles: English, French, Spanish
  • Dubbed: French, Spanish
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: Universal Studios
  • DVD Release Date: December 11, 2012
  • Run Time: 220 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3,945 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B005LAII12
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #4,326 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "Ted" on IMDb

Special Features

  • Gag Reel
  • Ted: The Making Of
  • Feature Commentary with Director/Co-Writer Seth MacFarlane, Co-Writer Alec Sulkin and Star Mark Wahlberg (Theatrical Version Only)

  • Editorial Reviews

    Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane delivers his signature boundary-pushing humor in the outrageous comedy-blockbuster critics are calling “hysterically funny!” (Peter Travers, Rolling Stone) John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) is a grown man whose cherished teddy bear came to life as the result of a childhood wish…and hasn’t left his side since. Can John’s relationship with longtime girlfriend, Lori (Mila Kunis), move forward with his lovably profane buddy in the picture?

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    181 of 236 people found the following review helpful
    When you grow up with a woman who makes teddy bears by hand and sells them for a living, they kind of become that extra member of the family. As a child, there were times when the bears would be in positions or places that weren't where they were thought to have been left. Our theory was that whenever we weren't around, whether it was if we left the house or went to bed or whatever, the bears would get up and throw parties when we weren't around. So any movie that features something like a living teddy bear that can talk probably resonates a bit more on this end than for the average person.

    "Ted" pretty much already had that nostalgic factor to it with the concept alone. While Seth MacFarlane doesn't always hit it out of the park with each episode of "Family Guy," "American Dad," or "The Cleveland Show," when he does get it right it's something special; it's hilarious, it's emotional, and its references are spot-on. "Ted" is MacFarlane at his best. The trademarks he's known for are all in there whether it's the incredible music that is heavily Frank Sinatra inspired, the ridiculous movie and pop culture references, or the humor that always seems to take a flying leap over whatever the accepted standard might be; it's all in the stuffing/inner workings of "Ted." The only difference is this is a different medium; a different plane for MacFarlane to bring his offbeat humor and influences into.

    The spin MacFarlane puts on a familiar story is what makes everything so good. Of course, hearing Patrick Stewart as the narrator is a pretty great way to start any movie. There are a few surprises in "Ted" that are worth keeping that way. There's this huge emphasis on "Flash Gordon" that results in some really memorable sequences.
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    69 of 98 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars Best comedy in many years! October 15, 2012
    After being beat down by Hollywood's recent (say, the last 15 years) interpretation of comedy, I was skeptical of this movie.
    But, since it seemed different from your basic mindless, re-hash comedy(Epic Movie), or endless do-over (W. Farrell, J. Carey), thought I'd give it a chance.

    After watching Ted, I was actually happy to have taken the time to see it, and that doesn't happen often in this age of re-makes and sequels.
    Being 49 years old, it's tough to come across a new, funny comedy. This is definitely one.
    Admittedly, there are one, or two, scenes that even made me cringe.
    This is NOT a movie for kids, or folks whose laces are tied a bit tight(as noted by a few bad reviews,... 'What did you expect, Teddy Ruxpin?').

    Most people will find this quite funny. 'Most'.
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    4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
    3.0 out of 5 stars Ted Review May 3, 2014
    By MikelB.
    So I saw the comedy "Ted" almost 2 years ago at the movies. I thought it was hilarious, and thought it was one of the best comedies I had seen in a while. I even liked it so much, that I bought it on the exact day of its DVD/Blu-ray release. However, I did have some problems with some of its raunchy and crude material. There is even one bit where the teddy bear makes a remark about 9/11, that i will not mention in this review, but I will say it has something to do with Norah Jones, who appears in the movie. Most of the jokes are drug or sexual related. Some jokes are even somewhat childish. Seth Macfarlane (creator of the animated series "Family Guy"), directed, co-wrote and even voices the teddy bear, himself. Macfarlane and the other writers did a fairly well job with writing a hilarious (but often crude) script that makes Ted really work as a comedy. And like I said, I really like this film. I really do. I just found several areas of the film a bit too wild (and a TINY bit offensive.) Ted 2 is coming 2015.
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    35 of 51 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars One of the best comedy movies I've ever seen. July 17, 2012
    Format:Blu-ray|Verified Purchase
    This movie is just comical genius. Amazing 5 stars. Dont believe the haters. The cast was brilliant and everything about the movie was great. Laughed from beginning to end.
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    76 of 112 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, raw, funny, and surprisingly moving! July 12, 2012
    Keeping this short - this movie was great on many levels. It was dead-on Boston accents, regional humor, while also appealing to comedy lovers in general! Growing up in MA, and living/working in Boston for years - this movie is personal to me - but what a funny premise, great use of CG, and frankly great characters throughout the film. This is on my must-buy list when it comes out! Instantly a classic comedy in my opinion.
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    64 of 95 people found the following review helpful
    Reviewers saying this movie is the worst movie they have ever seen must be very miserable people and don't know how to enjoy a good comedy movie. This movie was exactly what I expected from the creator of family guy: Witty jokes, stupidly funny sense of humor, joke references from tv and movies, and random racist remarks that somehow are not offenses. I thought the cast was brillant and it even had a soft side to it. I made my husband see this because we both love family guy; he so did not want to see it, he fought about it for 2 hours...well we see it and he was cracking up the entire them. He did not wipe the smile off his face through the entire moive. I will for sure be adding this to my movie collection, anyone who loves family guy will instantly love this movie! It is exactly the same sense of humor that got everyone addicted to family guy, seth did it again, well done sir!
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    1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
    2.0 out of 5 stars Disappointing December 30, 2012
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    From the guy that brought you family guy comes a mildly amusing film about a bear who comes alive. The premise is ridiculous yes but I expected that the script would echo the absurdity of it all. How is that a teddy bear comes alive and NO ONE is fazed by that in the absolutely ridiculous world that is built around it.
    The bear sounds like Peter from Family Guy, which is understandable as its the same person who wrote and created the characters on the show.
    The movie played out like some of the Family Guys as of late, the potential to be funny is there, but it misses its mark. Cherry Chevapravatdumrong, one of the original writers of Family Guy, wrote some of the best episodes that I can remember about the show and she should have had her hand in writing this script.
    The movie was unimaginative and totally predictable in a 80s theme style movie. Down to the childhood hero appearance. What a waste. I got 3 laughs out of the movie and they were just chuckles.
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    Ted watches basically like an episode of Family Guy. (With different characters and plot, of course.) There's always going to be bad reviews on most things. Personally, I think that if you find FG's humor to be funny, then Ted should be a movie you can watch and enjoy.
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