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Teen Sorcery [VHS]

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Teen Sorcery was first released in 1999. If you are familiar with the motion picture company "Pulsepounders" You will know that it is a company that releases Sci-Fi movies that are mainly for Kid's to watch. I am 13 so I am rather Family movies. On night my younger cousins were over, and my parents rented a film for my cousin,s to watch called Mysterious Museum so we sat down and started watching th preview's. Teen Sorcerys priview instantlly drew my attention. The next Day I sat down and watched it and it was so good. Some think it it is like a modern Sleeping Beauty but it is so so much more. it is a cross beetween Hocus Pocus and The Faculty (Which were both great movie's)

I saw this movie On Demand this past week and, while it isn't exactly the greatest film ever made, it's engaging enough because of the screen prescence of A. J. Cook (several years before the CBS crime drama
"Criminal Minds") and a twist or two on a familiar plot. It's got its funny & tender moments. However, the ending was a little drawn out.
SPOILER AHEAD!!! They could've ended the movie with Dwn holding Michael in her arms as they kissed at the dance AFTER showing what happened to the evil Mercedes (that's just me, though). LOVED the song "With You Tonight." Great beat. A made-for-TV movie for the whole family. Rated PG for some scary moments.

Teen Sorcery was first released in 1999. If you are familiar with the motion picture company "Pulsepounders" You will know that it is a company that releases Sci-Fi movies that are mainly for Kid's to watch. I am 13 so I am rather Family movies. On night my younger cousins were over, and my parents rented a film for my cousin,s to watch called Mysterious Museum so we sat down and started watching th preview's. Teen Sorcerys priview instantlly drew my attention. The next Day I sat down and watched it and it was so good. Some think it it is like a modern Sleeping Beauty but it is so so much more. it is a cross beetween Hocus Pocus and The Faculty (Which were both great movie's)

I have seen some bad movies. But none as bad as this one. If you are above the age of 12, then you will die trying to sit through this movie. If you are below the age of 12, then engage your mind in something for thinking people.

This movie makes Disney Channel movies look like Oscar material.

The script appears to be written by less intellectually-endowed individuals who are upset that their lack of intellignce is keeping them from getting anywhere in life. (Note to screen play writer: lattitude and longitude lines are NOT parallel. They are PERPINDICULAR.Yes.)

I am quite convinced that even with NO movie experience, I could single handedly manage all of the acting, costume design, and special effects to a better degree. COME ON, PEOPLE! What is our world coming to?

And, if I were any of the actors/actresses in this movie, I'd, quite frankly, be embarrassed that this movie was on my resume.

(And, as amazon.com, I wouldn't even want to carry this movie!)