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Teenage Cavegirl

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Describing the story to this thing would be pointless. They probably made it up as they went along. Just know that its only purpose is to string together a bunch of sex scenes, which are the only reason to see this thing, and a pretty good reason at that. This is excellent mindless softcore trash! For example, here's the setup for the lesbian scene between Jezebelle Bond and Kennedy Johnston. Kennedy is trying to get Jezebelle to remove her teensy cavegirl animal skin bikini to take a bath. Since Jezebelle doesn't understand English, Kennedy first removes her top to demonstrate. Jezebelle understands and removes her top as well. This is repeated for the bottoms. Then, of course, Kennedy has to help her with her bath. Just brilliant!

There are six sex scenes. Three are boy/girl, one is girl/girl, one is boy/girl/girl, and one is boy/girl/girl/girl. In addition to Jezebelle and Kennedy, we also get Nicole Sheridan and some other girl whose name I can't remember, but she was hot with massive, um... screen presence. All the women were hot, especially Jezebelle, who spends almost the entire movie parading around in her little cavegirl bikini or nothing at all. The sex scenes are all good and very hot. As explicit as you can get in softcore with lots of grunting, panting, and moaning.

This is a Retromedia release, and very similar to their other recent release, "Erotic Dreams of Jeannie". All the things I disliked about that release are still present here, but overall, I felt that this movie was better than Jeannie.

I recommend this one.

The sex scenes were plentiful; in fact, I'm surprised they were able to fit so many into a 75-minute movie. Lezley Zen makes an appearance toward the middle, having a wild time in the back of a pickup truck. Once Tiko gets to the house and finds Sharon and Cynthia, a three-way just had to follow. For the most part, the scenes were quit realistic, with Lezley's and the three-way standing out as the winners.

It's a light romp from prehistoric to modern times. Many varied sexual situations like two women, two women and a guy, one guy with one woman. Great-looking cast that has fun, not too serious so you don't mind the not-so-original plot.