Product Details

• Actors: Andrew Keegan, Tara Subkoff, Richard Hillman, Tiffany Limos, Stephen Jasso
• Directors: Larry Clark
• Writers: Christos N. Gage
• Producers: Brian J. Gilbert, Buddy Epstein, Christos N. Gage, Colleen Camp, Dan J. Birnbaum
• Format: PAL
• Language: English
• Region: Region 2 (Read more about DVD formats.)
• Number of discs: 1
• Rated: R (Restricted)
• Run Time: 100 minutes
• Average Customer Review: 2.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)
• ASIN: B000067NS0
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #374,540 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
• For more information about "Teenage Caveman" visit the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars Try Again Please!!!, February 12, 2003

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"x_opp" (Ohio) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Teenage Caveman (DVD)

Teenage Caveman starts out sometime in the distant future. The world in in ruins most likely due to a war or some other catastrophe. We are introduced to a tribal community that has some disturbed philosophical ideas about population growth. The more people the angrier god will become. However, the priest that is spouting it off seems to be having sex with whatever he wants. Anyways some rebellious(sterotypical) kid kills his father, the preist, and ends up exiled. Well his ignorant(sterotypical) friends follow. At this point of watching the movie it didn't have much going for it. I thought maybe Clark was going to make it funny but the laughter never came or I thought maybe it will get scary it never did that either. This movie is really a downgrade to the entire movie industry not only is the storyline shot, but the acting is terrible as well. Some parts of the movie made me feel like I was watching a cheep, no very cheep, porno flick(and I am not over exaggerating).
If you are familiar with Larry Clark's other movies you will know he presents us things in a blunt manner it is just most of his other movies have some substance(and storyline) where this one has none. I would highly recommend renting this movie if you even want to give it that much credit.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars A Great Little Revival, December 24, 2002

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Joseph Pawloski "realwildchild" (Chicago, Il.) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Teenage Caveman (DVD)

A wonderfully incoherent plot moves this flick from the wasteland to the bath scene. You'll be scratching your head and saying 'oh - come on'. But that's what distances it from the emasculation of the horror genre like the Scream series and the Blair Witch Project.
70s horror owed so much to misguided teen sex where the monsters were punishing the young perpetrators. But in the 90s we got the PG version where horror just happened without the blood and gore. Here there's drugs, sex and nudity.
From silly end of the world cults to a weird Toxic Avenger ripoff this one owes nothing to the original from the 50s.

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars Tons of gore and nudity. Interested?, February 13, 2009

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Richard Ross - See all my reviews

This review is from: Teenage Caveman (DVD)

Under the official banner of a B movie Larry Clark takes his obsession with teen sex to a whole new level. Teenage Caveman takes place sometime in the future after a devastating storm wipes out humanity. The storm was an act of God who wanted to punish humans for giving into their sexual curiosity. The few survivors live in caves. In one particular cave lives David (Andrew Keegan), his girlfriend Sarah (Tara Subkoff) and a few of their friends. David's father is the tribal leader who likes to have sex with his son's friends. He believes that he is doing God's will by raping the young members of his tribe but when he tries it with Sarah David kills him. David is sentenced to death but before his punishment is carried out his friends rescue him and the teens make a break for it. They travel for days until they stumble upon an intact city that they later find out is run by solar energy. They get caught up in a sandstorm and when they come to they have been taken in by a young couple named Neil (Richard Hillman) and Judith (Tiffany Limos). Neil and Judith introduce the kids to punk rock and teach them how to drink and do lines of coke. What they delight in showing their new house guests however are the pleasures of sex which they demonstrate by inviting the kids to join them for a group bath. After the kids are cleaned up Judith leads them all in an orgy. For some of the kids they think they've found paradise with all the constant sex but David and Sarah are suspicious of their new leaders. They refrain from the sexual activities and David learns the truth about Neil and Judith. They are survivors of medical experiments that resulted in them becoming genetic mutants. It ain't all bad though since they can never die and have the power to self heal. The reason they are so eager to have sex with the kids is so that they can spread their mutation. They want everyone to be like them and once they have infected this group they plan on infecting the cave where they came from. This is the bottom of the barrel for Clark and that is saying something. There is so much gratuitous nudity and sex that this film safely qualifies as soft core. I'm not complaining about that however when you have someone as sexy as Tiffany Limos running around naked constantly. What I am complaining about is that that is the only redeeming part of the film. There isn't a good story to be told here and you won't find one decent performance from anyone. If you just wanna see some barely legal teens getting it on then this one's for you. The opening scene sets the tone for this whole film when Clark, playing one of the elders of the tribe,dies when one of the teens impales him with a spear because he was tired of being told what to do. This murder results in the Clark character gaining martyr status in the tribe. As the camera pans from his dead body it stops to catch a glimpse of a signpost which reads "no skateboarding." Even in an apocalyptic world Clark still finds a way for these kids to be violent , sex crazed outlaws.