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Teleport This (Small Universe Book 1) [Kindle Edition]

Christopher M. Daniels
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Book Description

In Teleport This, Simon and Gilbert, two terrestrial physicists, leave Earth and stumble into and across a larger universe, trying desperately to find their way back to Earth in one piece while possibly purchasing a working lightsaber or two along the way. As they travel about, the boys meet up with girls both human and electrical, AI is explained, dog-people are examined, battles ensue, aliens interact with reality TV, situations get juicy, brains get probed and, of course, a liberal amount of alcohol is consumed throughout. All this for your reading pleasure.

This novel supports Amazon’s ‘look inside’ feature so if you like witty dialogue and interesting characters coupled with an absorbing storyline click on the cover image and read a bit. If you like it, buy it. If you really like it, buy three or four.

So let’s go and don’t forget the tequila and chips.

Teleport This is the first book in the Small Universe series. Simon and Gilbert’s adventures continue in Soul to Soul and Geppetto’s Daughter. All three books are available in a single volume titled The Teleport This Trilogy at the super low price of $4.99 US.

Product Details

  • File Size: 309 KB
  • Print Length: 233 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 143924149X
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00295R188
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #354,915 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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21 of 25 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars good plot, awful writing May 26, 2013
By kieler
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This book has a good plot and is laugh-out-loud funny in places. Unfortunately, there is an incredible number of grammatical errors, often several per page (things like were instead of we're, "percentage" is plural, then singular, then plural again, all in the same paragraph, as well as the oft-repeated "Hey, what's shaken?"). One reviewer allegedly found only one mistake in the entire book. This reviewer either A) read only half a page B) is the author or C) read a version that had few mistakes, and thousands of mistakes have been added in a later version. I made use of the Amazon return policy to return this book for a refund. Maybe it would be OK if it were free, but having to pay money for a ton of mistakes isn't my idea of great value.
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12 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Fun Read October 28, 2009
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Teleport This is a great example of witty and fun science fiction. The characters are very entertaining and the story moves along very quickly, without getting bogged down in technobabble. It begins on present day earth, focused on main characters Gilbert and Simon, but they're quickly complemented with a variety of other characters, specifically a couple of take charge girls that set the boys straight as they bop around the universe. It's fun watching Gilbert and Simon develop from geeks to guys over the course of the story. The best part is that you don't need to be a science fiction lover to enjoy this book.

Sci-fi fans will appreciate the semi-veiled references to other books and movies, but anyone looking for a good read will enjoy the story and its humorous dialogue.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Just OK August 4, 2013
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The tone of the story was fun. I enjoyed the narration in the first paragraph or so. And then the narration disappeared and it started to feel more like a screenplay. It was mostly reading quotes and trying to remember who was talking in what order (and when a conversation involved more than two people I sometimes got lost). There was very little description of either the surroundings or the characters, something I would have liked to help get lost in the story. It was a quick read, though.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Lots of fun. February 28, 2014
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This book does not try to take itself too seriously. The author does not bog us down with reams of technobabble, or try to impress us with his knowledge of theoretical physics.It is a good story, filled with well developed and interesting characters. Most importantly, it is funny. As much as I enjoy science fiction, I also enjoy having a good laugh, and I got plenty of both here.

Around 80%, there were of number of technical errors with the text, with some paragraphs repeating, and some missing entirely. It could be I got a bad download, or maybe a glitch in my device. Either way, I do not hold that against the author. However, there were a number of grammatical errors which I did find distracting. Still, the book overall was very good, and I will probably read more from this author.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars a light, funny read February 28, 2014
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Amazon assures me this is a full-length novel but since I read it in one sitting, I'm having trouble accepting their word for it. That aside, it did move very quickly and it's a lot of fun, especially if you can keep track of where everybody is and what they're doing. There's no real depth to the characters but hey, it's a comedy, they don't have to be deep to be funny.

The book could use another proofreading pass, but if you can get past the spelling, grammar, etc., then it's worth some time. Normally I'd knock a half-star or full star off for the errors, but it did keep me up reading pretty late. So we'll call this one a full four stars.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Who Says Sci Fi Can't Be Funny March 10, 2014
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What a fun read. A couple of Geek theoretical physicists look through the wrong end of a radio telescope and discover --- a universe full of people! A funny book that doesn't take itself too seriously -- OK, doesn't take itself at all seriously, and if you are a big sci fi fan, you will love this mini vacation from the deadly serious alien military invasions. Just a great read.
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7 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Just what I needed December 28, 2010
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I was slogging through a different sci-fi book by some major author when someone recommended this. It was a breath of fresh air. Quick read, doesn't take itself seriously, and fun. I've just downloaded the next in this series and I'm looking forward to it.
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4 of 6 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Modern Douglas Adams? September 14, 2012
By Stoo
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As soon as I finished this book, I went and bought the sequel, no hesitation. There is a bit of good witty dialogue, with modern pop-culture references that are not over-explained - this is refreshing. Fairly fast paced and doesn't really get boring at all. This could be because its quite a short book; nothing is really fleshed out to any great length. The story arc was still long enough, but I did get the feeling of being rushed through it slightly. I definitely want to read more from this universe, and see what these characters get up to in future adventures, which is always a sign of a good book in my opinion.
Also important for these kindle releases is that I found very few grammatical errors. Quite a lot of kindle releases are plagued with bad grammar and/or spelling. I think I found a single mistake in this whole book - also very refreshing as hitting an error every second page can really ruin the enjoyment of an otherwise good read.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun Sci-Fi romp.
Somewhat reminicent in style to Hitchhikers Guide, but a little less silly.

Eight more words says the Amazon review tyrant.
Published 4 months ago by DarkJS
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun AND Funny!
Fast, breezy and reminiscent of Douglas Adams (but more approachable)
Published 5 months ago by Jon McGahan
4.0 out of 5 stars Geek read
Loved this book. A really great read for the geeks out there!
Published 5 months ago by Linda
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Fun read
Published 7 months ago by .April
4.0 out of 5 stars Comedy and science fiction make for a good mix
Funny, fast-moving and imaginative science fiction. Geeks, mobsters, space pirates and a princess mix it up in a fun-filled romp.
Published 8 months ago by Jack
5.0 out of 5 stars good
good fast read and it kept up a very good pace.i cant wait for the next one to come out.i hope it is half as good as this one
Published 11 months ago by geo3300
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun read
I liked this book and enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed Adams's "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Read more
Published 11 months ago by Peter J. Paladino
3.0 out of 5 stars Fun
Following a good recipe with a slight change in spices, this is a fun adventure through unknown space. Read &enjoy.
Published 12 months ago by Jana Boardman
3.0 out of 5 stars Rather Juvie
I read all of it, but having done so, I realize that my taste in books is more mature than the material found in this novel. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Amazon Customer
3.0 out of 5 stars Different
I read this but didn't think too much of it. Overall, I would rate it only a 4 out of 10.
Published 13 months ago by An Avid Reader
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More About the Author

Christopher Daniels is a part time writer of humorous science fiction, which means that, as often as he can, he makes up funny, imaginary stories that he hopes provides people with a laugh or two to help get them through their day. His alter ego is a full time product manager in the semiconductor industry where he makes up funny, imaginary stories that become sales forecasts and expense reports.

Chris has worked as both a hardware and software engineer, mostly focusing on the best ways to excite electrons, until management recognized his ability to coherently communicate technical information to customers while meeting and sometimes exceeding the five drink minimum, after which he was recruited by the Marketing department.

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