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Tenga Hole Lotion, Real, 5.75fl.OZ
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35 of 38 people found the following review helpful
on September 28, 2011
Color Name: RealVerified Purchase
First of all, its a giant tub of lube. I'm exaggerating but only a little. It's easily the largest container of sex related liquids i've ever purchased.

Second, the container this is in is great. It's created around suction, so if you squeeze out the lube and don't rub it off of the nozzle, it'll suck back it. It's like a when a kid can start to spit out a loogie, and then suck it back in. This container does that. The result is a way less messy environment - no more spills or wastes.

Third, is the feeling. Ohhh the feeling. It's like the heavenly secretions from a thousand tiny angels, all climaxing from Beethoven's 5th. It makes regular lube feel like dirty motor oil, and motor oil feel like crushed up bone paste.
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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful
on December 13, 2013
Color Name: RealVerified Purchase
It is better than many lubes out there. (This is coming from a woman's perspective btw - my partner and I have used this both with the tenga eggs (fun and rubbery lol) and during regular ol foolin around.) I have to say the design of the bottle was really cumbersome. (lol). One would think that it would be cleaner and more convenient to use this sort of squeeze bottle with the pointed end.
On the second day I owned it, I noticed that the bottle was already cracked on the side just from one gentle squeeze. A giant glob of this extremely stringy lube came out of the side as well as where it is supposed to exit - and it just does this every time, wasting tons of lube.
Sadly, after continued use I would have to say that even if the side hadn't cracked, I would still dislike the bottle design, as due to the consistency of the lube - there is no way for the lube to ever make a clean "break" from the bottle, and the long strings of lube will always slime down the side and just generally create a mess every time.

The lube is great in that it feels very "natural" right down to mimicking the slight "stringiness" of female wetness. (that's not really the proper word, but I'm sure most of us know what I'm talking about.) It lasts a long time, and doesn't have much of a taste. It will get only slightly sticky after a while, not like some really awful lubes out there. It warms up to body temperature fast.
The down side is that - for some strange reason it really seems to take a lot of the feeling away, not enhance it. During intercourse anyway.
It is great for handjobs and fingering, and obviously works quite well with the tenga eggs. It's even pretty damn good with dildoes and vibrators. But for some strange reason, whenever it comes down to intercourse with human parts, it really just feels like nothing. Like the lube is too thick and feels odd with the warmth from a person or something.

Finally, due to the pretty good staying power of the lube, and the messyness of it's consistency and frail/poor bottle design - it is really tough to clean up. It takes a few washes even with detergent soap to get it off my hands completely, and it's much the same in the shower as well. As far as we've noticed, it doesn't really seem to stain anything, so that's great.

So why would one buy this? Well - I'm not sure if there are any other lubes out there that feel so.... authentic to girl-ness.
It has pretty great staying power.
It is versitale.
It is not that sticky.
Pretty tasteless (but you'd probably not really want to get it in your mouth much, because it feels/tastes like getting a bunch of melted Vaseline in your mouth ;p)
And it is great with toys.

Hope you enjoyed my extremely thorough review haha. Yay!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
on July 13, 2014
Color Name: WildVerified Purchase
IMO,the Black is very liquid and easily runs out of the Tenga Flip Hole and gets all over the sheets and bed. As a lubricant it works ok but I prefer the thicker brands and least desirable of the Series.
The series goes like this:
Black is the thinnest
Red is the second thinnest
White is the second thickest
Silver is the thickest of the series. This is my favorite for use with a Tenga as it doesn't run all over. The White works well too.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
on September 6, 2012
Color Name: RealVerified Purchase
The bottle seems to make a huge mess just sitting there. When you pull the tube out, it has strings of lube between the bottle and its case. I'm not seeing the suction that other people have been talking about either. It just kinda hangs there til you wipe it off enough times to finally get it clean.

It also seems to use itself up rather quickly, ID-glide lasts much longer and is much less messy.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
on February 24, 2015
Color Name: SolidVerified Purchase
The solid variety is not too different in feeling from the other varieties of hole lotion. However it has the huge advantage of reducing mess by not flowing all over the place. Unless you leave some completely upside-down for a good few seconds, it's not going anywhere.

Really simplifies clean up.

I've only tried it once for intercourse and didn't have that great of an experience, so I can't exactly suggest it for that purpose. Which is disappointing, to say the least.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
on November 8, 2014
Color Name: RealVerified Purchase
This stuff feels like you could fit a Cadillac into dog house. It is super slick and doesn't dry up real fast.

That being said, it smells like hand sanitizer. And if you try to wipe it off with just a towel, it leaves like a film on you so you have to actually wash it off before feeling clean again.
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
on April 11, 2014
Color Name: MildVerified Purchase
Now, this product has four different styles to it, each with their own formulation and characteristics. From strongest stick to weakest, it's Solid, Mild, Real, then Wild. Solid and Mild tend to stay in the hole pretty much all the time, but they end up comparatively tacky, and you'll want to wash off afterwards. Real and Wild are more watery, which means you'll tend to need more lube, and tend to spill it out of the hole and onto whatever you're using it over. That said, they're not as irritating afterwards, and you might be able to sleep at night with them still on your junk (though that's not advised either). I've actually tried out all four types, and Mild is my favorite.

Why I don't like the Wild? There's not enough stick to begin with, so not only does it end up leaking out of the tube, even sealed, but it also ends up all on the wrong end of the hole, necessitating an additional use, lest you get rash.
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6 of 9 people found the following review helpful
on March 25, 2011
Color Name: RealVerified Purchase
This was my first lubricant purchase, and I must say I was quite impressed. It provided excellent glide with zero stick. The applicator is a precise tube which allows exact amount of dispersion where you require it the most. Discreet packaging and easy to store. I was so impressed with this one, I will most likely be purchasing another one for future use. Well done, Tenga!
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on February 12, 2015
Color Name: WildVerified Purchase
Some menthol lubes are just messing around when they talk about a cooling sensation. Tenga Wild commits to the idea - this stuff is roughly as slick as Astroglide and the cooling sensation packs a punch. If your partner likes it to feel cool down there, or if you enjoy it when you're by yourself, you can't go wrong with this. Also the bottle is really big.
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on February 15, 2014
Color Name: RealVerified Purchase
The bottle itself is horrible and arrived broken but the lubricant is one of the best I have used so far with my previous favorite being "Gun Oil". This lube is great because it doesn't take much of it and lasts longer than most.
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