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Feels like girl, but much more messy.
on December 13, 2013
It is better than many lubes out there. (This is coming from a woman's perspective btw - my partner and I have used this both with the tenga eggs (fun and rubbery lol) and during regular ol foolin around.) I have to say the design of the bottle was really cumbersome. (lol). One would think that it would be cleaner and more convenient to use this sort of squeeze bottle with the pointed end.
On the second day I owned it, I noticed that the bottle was already cracked on the side just from one gentle squeeze. A giant glob of this extremely stringy lube came out of the side as well as where it is supposed to exit - and it just does this every time, wasting tons of lube.
Sadly, after continued use I would have to say that even if the side hadn't cracked, I would still dislike the bottle design, as due to the consistency of the lube - there is no way for the lube to ever make a clean "break" from the bottle, and the long strings of lube will always slime down the side and just generally create a mess every time.
The lube is great in that it feels very "natural" right down to mimicking the slight "stringiness" of female wetness. (that's not really the proper word, but I'm sure most of us know what I'm talking about.) It lasts a long time, and doesn't have much of a taste. It will get only slightly sticky after a while, not like some really awful lubes out there. It warms up to body temperature fast.
The down side is that - for some strange reason it really seems to take a lot of the feeling away, not enhance it. During intercourse anyway.
It is great for handjobs and fingering, and obviously works quite well with the tenga eggs. It's even pretty damn good with dildoes and vibrators. But for some strange reason, whenever it comes down to intercourse with human parts, it really just feels like nothing. Like the lube is too thick and feels odd with the warmth from a person or something.
Finally, due to the pretty good staying power of the lube, and the messyness of it's consistency and frail/poor bottle design - it is really tough to clean up. It takes a few washes even with detergent soap to get it off my hands completely, and it's much the same in the shower as well. As far as we've noticed, it doesn't really seem to stain anything, so that's great.
So why would one buy this? Well - I'm not sure if there are any other lubes out there that feel so.... authentic to girl-ness.
It has pretty great staying power.
It is versitale.
It is not that sticky.
Pretty tasteless (but you'd probably not really want to get it in your mouth much, because it feels/tastes like getting a bunch of melted Vaseline in your mouth ;p)
And it is great with toys.
Hope you enjoyed my extremely thorough review haha. Yay!