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Terrible, Stupid Movies That I HATE!!!

LostBoy76
The list author says: "I try to be selective when watching movies. Life is short; I don't want to waste another moment watching an asinine flick when there are so many other things out there that are worthy of my time. And yet, circumstances still contrive occasionally to have me sitting in front of cinematic sewage. Please, please avoid these movies at all costs!"
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Single-Disc Edition)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Single-Disc Edition)
""Raiders of the Lost Ark" is one of my favourite films of all time, which is why this film was so painful to watch. It was a gross parody of an Indiana Jones movie, and idiotic in every sense of the word."
Independence Day (Limited Edition)
Independence Day (Limited Edition)
"Mind-numbingly dumb alien invasion movie with terrible acting all round. The "strategy" that the heros use to defeat the aliens is ludicrous."
Godzilla
Godzilla
"Idiotic monster movie with the talentless Matthew Broderick. Give me the cheesy Japanese movies any day!"
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Widescreen Edition)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Widescreen Edition)
"Bloated, boring action picture that not even Sean Connery and a sultry female vampire can save."
2012
2012
"Another year, another disposable disaster blockbuster. Cue the deaths of millions of CG humans in a variety of audience-pleasing ways; cue the tedious heroics of cliche characters; cue complete boredom."
Bad Boys II (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Bad Boys II (Two-Disc Special Edition)
"Nasty, violent action flick that tries way too hard to be cool."
Showgirls
Showgirls
"Juvenile, perverted movie about Las Vegas strippers. Elizabeth Berkley from Saved By the Bell looks great in the nude, but that's about the only positive thing that I can think of."
Hollow Man (Special Edition)
Hollow Man (Special Edition)
"Creepy, mean-spirited movie about an invisible man who spies on naked women and kills people, and not much else."
Meet the Parents (Widescreen Special Edition)
Meet the Parents (Widescreen Special Edition)
"A comedy that's not funny. 'Nuff said."
The Tuxedo (Widescreen Edition)
The Tuxedo (Widescreen Edition)
"Retarded Jackie Chan movie that won't make you laugh even once, I promise."
The Flintstones - DTS
The Flintstones - DTS
"A dumb cartoon spawns an ultra-lame live action flick with terrible special effects."
Batman & Robin
Batman & Robin
"This is the movie that single-handedly tanked the superhero genre for half a decade. Thank god the new Batman Begins is excellent, and has revived this great character."
3000 Miles to Graceland (Snap Case)
3000 Miles to Graceland (Snap Case)
"Yet another lame, overly violent action movie that makes no sense."
Twister
Twister
"Stupid movie about tornado hunters."
Mission: Impossible 2 (Widescreen Edition)
Mission: Impossible 2 (Widescreen Edition)
"Director John Woo needs to lay off fight scenes that defy the laws of physics, and ditch the symbolic imagery (ie. doves) while you're at it."
Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves (Two-Disc Special Extended Edition)
Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves (Two-Disc Special Extended Edition)
"Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and Alan Rickman are great, but the movie sucks and Kevin Costner delivers what may be the worst English accent ever captured on film!"
Big Daddy
Big Daddy
"Mean-spirited comedy with Adam Sandler teaching his son to be a heartless deadbeat. Am I supposed to think that's funny?"
Lake Placid (Widescreen Edition)
Lake Placid (Widescreen Edition)
"Pathetic Jaws ripoff with terrible special effects and blood-spurts galore."
Pearl Harbor (The Director's Cut) (Four-Disc Vista Series)
Pearl Harbor (The Director's Cut) (Four-Disc Vista Series)
"Historically fraudulent stinker with Ben Affleck."
Charlie's Angels (Special Edition)
Charlie's Angels (Special Edition)
"Hot babes and...stupid stunts, idiotic dialogue, you name it!!"
Jackass - The Movie (Widescreen Special Edition)
Jackass - The Movie (Widescreen Special Edition)
"One or two of the situations are funny, but c'mon! How many people over 10 years old still find toilet humor funny!?"
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
"Brain-dead, but very popular, action-comedy movie with tedious action scenes and various pathetic attempts at witty banter. The perfect movie for lobotomizing your child or (if you're an adult) getting in touch with your inner retard."
Virtuosity
Virtuosity
"Russell Crowe is wasted in this boring action movie about a computer-designed super-villain that comes to life."
Armageddon
Armageddon
"Ridiculous, action-packed, tear-jerking load of excrement with some brave astronauts trying to save the earth from an asteroid."
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (Widescreen Edition)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (Widescreen Edition)
"George Lucas simply cannot write good dialogue. Throw in Jar Jar Binks for about 25% of the movie and you have an outer-space snoozer."
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (Widescreen Edition)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (Widescreen Edition)
"George Lucas must be on a roll. Some of the most banal dialogue ever put on screen."
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
"Ridiculous, lame sequel to the somewhat funny original. Jim Carrey's overacting is painful to watch and simply not funny!"
Shortbus (Unrated Edition)
Shortbus (Unrated Edition)
"Gay porn film masquerading as a heartfelt examination of modern relationships. Only in an age of overbearing political correctness and truncated critical faculties could a movie this awful receive praise."
Bodyguard, The: Special Edition
Bodyguard, The: Special Edition
"A good soundtrack can't save this tedious piece of dreck with a wooden Kevin Costner trying to protect a bad actress...oops, I mean, Whitney Houston."
King Arthur - The Director's Cut (Widescreen Edition)
King Arthur - The Director's Cut (Widescreen Edition)
"Excellent casting, great sets, good cinematography, lame movie! This is NOT the "true" story of Arthur; one wonders if the writers actually read ANYTHING pertaining to King Arthur before handing in the script."
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Single-Disc Edition)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Single-Disc Edition)
"The first one was pretty lame. This one was so loud, so overlong, and so asinine that I could almost hear my brain cells dying as I watched it."
Patch Adams - Collector's Edition
Patch Adams - Collector's Edition
"Smarmy, annoying film with Robin Williams as a doctor wearing a red clown nose to cheer up the sick little children. I wish he'd been fired ten minutes into the movie."
Bicentennial Man
Bicentennial Man
"The great Isaac Asimov is butchered in this sentimental turkey."
X-Men: The Last Stand (Widescreen Edition)
X-Men: The Last Stand (Widescreen Edition)
"What the heck happened here!? The first X-Men movie was quite good, and the X-Men 2 was excellent. This movie, however, was just stupid. Too many characters and too little of interest. Oh, and they kill off several of the main characters at the end. An utter waste of time."
Twilight (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Twilight (Two-Disc Special Edition)
"I don't care how popular this series is - it's just plain boring."
EuroTrip (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
EuroTrip (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
"Would-be teen comedy with no laughs whatsoever. The part where a brother and sister start French-kissing each other at a costume party pretty much sums up the level of intelligence of the writers."
American President, The
American President, The
"Trite romantic comedy for middle-aged liberals. Will the greying lovebirds give in to their longings and defeat the evil Republicans?"
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
"The first one was pretty entertaining. The second was stupid. This third one is so stunningly, jaw-droppingly bad that I wanted to hurt somebody after walking out of the theatre!"
Spider:Man 3
Spider:Man 3
"Toby Maguire is not a compelling actor but the first two Spiderman movies were decent entertainment. This third Spiderman flick, however, is complete crap. Will somebody PLEASE kill this series!"
Saw
Saw
"I hate everything about the "Saw" series. Anyone that enjoys these films is a twisted loser."