The list author says: "I try to be selective when watching movies. Life is short; I don't want to waste another moment watching an asinine flick when there are so many other things out there that are worthy of my time. And yet, circumstances still contrive occasionally to have me sitting in front of cinematic sewage. Please, please avoid these movies at all costs!"
""Raiders of the Lost Ark" is one of my favourite films of all time, which is why this film was so painful to watch. It was a gross parody of an Indiana Jones movie, and idiotic in every sense of the word."
"Another year, another disposable disaster blockbuster. Cue the deaths of millions of CG humans in a variety of audience-pleasing ways; cue the tedious heroics of cliche characters; cue complete boredom."
"Brain-dead, but very popular, action-comedy movie with tedious action scenes and various pathetic attempts at witty banter. The perfect movie for lobotomizing your child or (if you're an adult) getting in touch with your inner retard."
"Gay porn film masquerading as a heartfelt examination of modern relationships. Only in an age of overbearing political correctness and truncated critical faculties could a movie this awful receive praise."
"Excellent casting, great sets, good cinematography, lame movie! This is NOT the "true" story of Arthur; one wonders if the writers actually read ANYTHING pertaining to King Arthur before handing in the script."
"What the heck happened here!? The first X-Men movie was quite good, and the X-Men 2 was excellent. This movie, however, was just stupid. Too many characters and too little of interest. Oh, and they kill off several of the main characters at the end. An utter waste of time."