The Testament [Unabridged, Audiobook] [Audio CD]

Eric Van Lustbader (Author), Don Leslie (Narrator)

Product Details

• Audio CD
• Publisher: BOOKS ON TAPE; UNABRIDGED edition (2006)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1415932395
• ISBN-13: 978-1415932391
• Average Customer Review: 2.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (27 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #5,111,513 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Eric Van Lustbader is the author of more than twenty-five best-selling novels, including The Ninja, a New York Times bestseller for 24 weeks, in which he introduced Nicholas Linnear, one of modern fictions most beloved and enduring heroes. His New York Times bestselling novel, "The Testament," was published in September, 2006 and in paperback in August, 2007.
His novels have been translated into over twenty languages; his books are best-sellers worldwide and are so popular whole sections of bookstores from Bangkok to Dublin are devoted to them. The Ninja was sold to 20th Century-Fox. It is now in pre-production.
Mr. Lustbader is a graduate of Columbia College, with a degree in Sociology. Before turning to writing full time, he enjoyed highly successful careers in the New York City public school system, where he holds licenses in both elementary and early childhood education, and in the music business. He is a second-level Reiki master.

Customer Reviews

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28 of 32 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars I hate writing bad reviews, September 8, 2006

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N. Gargano "nokegchris" (Waynesville NC and Bradenton, Fl) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Testament (Hardcover)

I am a fan of Mr. Van Lustbader and I hate writing a bad review for this book, but I just was so surprised at how much I didn't like it, I thought it only fair to other book buyers to share my opinion.

The story felt forced, the characters were cardboard cutouts, I actually found myself laughing out loud at some of the conversations, scenes and instances as they unfolded. I am not sure if Mr. Van Lustbader felt the need to jump into the mass of "Da Vinci Code" books or really felt like he had a story he wanted to tell, but this book is awful. The premise seemed so interesting, and if done well, maybe would have been a good book.

I gave it two instead of one, just for the fact that, well, I don't know why, I just gave an extra star for effort I guess, after all it is Eric Van Lustbader, but if you have to read it, wait for paper. My apologies to the author.

7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Been there, done that, August 26, 2007

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mrliteral - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Testament (Mass Market Paperback)

The bad news about Eric Van Lustbader's novel The Testament is that there's nothing that's really good about it. The good news - if you could call it that - is it could be worse. As it is, it's a by-the-numbers thriller that has been done better many times.

The hero of the Testament is Braverman "Bravo" Shaw, who, as the story begins, is about to be told an important secret by his father Dexter. Bravo opts to wait a few hours, during which time Dexter's killed and Bravo's sister Emma is injured. Dexter, however, has left behind a series of puzzles that will reveal his secrets. Early on, this leads him to Jenny Logan who clues Bravo in what's going on.

It turns out that Dexter had a key role in a centuries-old group called the Order of the Gnostic Observatines, a group that split from the Catholic Church and is now considered heretical. The Church has its own organization, the Knights of St. Clement, which is out to destroy the Order. Dexter has passed on his title of Keeper to Bravo, which will give the son access to some important, arcane texts that could negatively affect the Church. Jenny is a Guardian, part of the security wing of the Order.

Both together and separately, Jenny and Bravo solve Dexter's puzzles and dash around the U.S. and Europe closing in on the hidden documents, while members of both groups pursue them (the Order happens to have some bad guys in it too), leading to an inevitable showdown between the heroes and the villains.

On the one hand, this is a competently written thriller, but there's a definite been-there-done-that feel to the whole thing. Lustbader doesn't even seem to be trying to write a good novel here. The plot is an obvious reworking of The Da Vinci Code, but it's a pale shadow of that best-selling novel. There isn't a plot twist that can't be seen a mile off: as soon as Jenny is introduced, you know she's going to be the love interest, and I could tell that Bravo's best friend was going to secretly be the head bad guy (I'm not spoiling anything here; it is revealed relatively early in the book). The characters are cookie-cutter, and Lustbader doesn't even seem to care enough to get basic facts correct: for example, at one point, he can't even do math correctly, having 54 - 42 equaling 8.

The best I can say about the Testament is that it is a testament to my fortitude to stick through a completely formulaic book, one which was a page turner only because I wanted it over with. If this was a minor, no-name author, I'd probably give the book two stars, but Lustbader is an established author who should put forth a better effort. Instead of reading this one-star fare, you're better off re-reading The Da Vinci Code or some classic Ludlum novel.

15 of 19 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars highly sophisticated fresh religious conspiracy thriller, September 9, 2006

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Harriet Klausner - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Testament (Hardcover)

Dexter Shaw dies in an explosion that injures his son Bravo and his daughter Emma. When Bravo awakens and recovers somewhat, Jenny visits him to inform him she is his Guardian assigned by his father to watch over him as he seeks a secret cache of documents. Bravo is shocked to learn that his dad lived a double life as a member of the ruling cabal, the Order of Gnostic Observatines, an organization that has influenced world events for centuries.

The group's enemy The Knights of St. Clement want that cache too because it contains something that will heal the dying Pope, enhancing their secret behind the scenes power in the shadows of the Vatican. Another item the group wants in the cache is the Testament of Jesus Christ that contains explosive information that could destroy Christianity if revealed. Bravo realizes a traitor amidst the order is providing information to the Knights. He trusts no one especially friends, family, or his guardian.

Readers who enjoyed the Da Vinci Code and the Brethren will defiantly want to read THE TESTAMENT, a highly sophisticated fresh religious conspiracy thriller whose fast-paced storyline will leave the audience breathless. The protagonist is an interesting person who does not quite grasp how or why his father was involved like he was or why he puts his life on the line to keep the cache out of the hands of the wrong people. Still like a true hero he does what he believes is right and if nothing else has the audience rooting for him.

Harriet Klausner