Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe help to make the season bright, but the thing that makes my season bright is arguably the greatest compilation of holiday music to ever grace the human ear.
It is "The Andy Williams Christmas Album." It's the most wonderful music for the most wonderful time of the year. Hands-down. What makes this collection of festive melodic delights so special? Where do I start? Perhaps the most logical point would be with the man himself, Andy Williams.
Williams' voice is dripping with holiday spirit on this album, and that spirit is contagious. If Santa Claus was to hire a lounge singer, it would without a doubt be Williams. His rendition of "O Holy Night" is honestly spectacular. After 16 Christmases, I still get the chills hearing it. When Williams hits the highs on the word "divine," I feel as though I have heard the voice of an angel, who is coincidentally singing "O Holy Night" while giving me a back rub.
The album came to life 40 years ago as the love-child of Williams, producer Robert Mersey, and Columbia Records. The music has been a mainstay come Christmas time in my family, and as a young lad I quickly learned to appreciate the man behind what came to be known as the Samataro Soundtrack to Christmas.
The release itself is a perfect balance of fun and upbeat ditties like "Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season," sacred Christmas hymns such as "Away in a Manger," tender treasures including "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)," and even a few tunes with a Williams spin on them. "The Twelve Days of Christmas" have transformed into "A Song and a Christmas Tree," an updated (well, circa 1963, anyway) version of the holiday gem, highlighting, for instance, "two candy canes" in place of "two turtle doves".
Nary a December has the voice of Williams been absent from the house I call home. It is worth noting that the year I lost the Andy Williams cassette tape, December became one of the worst months of my entire life. It's just not the same without Andy. While every December, heartwarming television specials try to remind me of their true meanings of Christmas, it's just haberdashery that includes such quotables as "it is better to give than to receive" and "make this holiday picture-perfect, digital camera only $59.99 (only at Macy's)!" No, friends, none of these adages have taught me anything. Only one man has done that.
Andy Williams has made me realize the true meaning of Christmas. The evidence is incontrovertible. The meaning of Christmas lies in festivity, tradition, and 12 glorious selections of music that seem to have been written by God Himself. No, the bestowment of "The Andy Williams Christmas Album" is no act of God -- but it is a miracle. Miraculous, because in essence, it is the perhaps greatest compilation of music ever to grace the human ear. And that's just not the egg nog talking.