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The Areas of My Expertise [Hardcover]

John Hodgman
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Book Description

October 20, 2005

In the great tradition of the American almanac, The Areas of My Expertise is a brilliant and hilarious compendium of handy reference tables, fascinating trivia, and sage wisdom on all topics large and small. Although bestsellers such as Poor Richard’s Almanack and The Book of Lists were certainly valuable, they also were largely true. Here is a different kind of handy desk reference, one in which all of the historical oddities and amazing true facts are sifted through the singular, illuminating imagination of John Hodgman—which is the nice way of saying: He made it all up.

John Hodgman brings his considerable expertise to bear in answering all of the questions book buyers have been asking:

-What are the mottoes of the 51 United States?

THE ANSWER IS PROVIDED

-Who were the U.S. presidents who had hooks for hands?

THE ANSWER IS PROVIDED

-What role does the Yale secret society “Skull and Bones” play in the secret world government?

THERE IS NO SECRET WORLD GOVERNMENT

-What was the menu at the first Thanksgiving, and did it include eels?

Technically, that is two questions, but do not apologize, for John Hodgman shall answer them both... LATER.

-Aside from a compendium of fake trivia, what is the best kind of book to write?

A SIMPLE TABLE OF THE 55 MOST DRAMATIC LITERARY SITUATIONS PROVIDES THE ANSWER, and John Hodgman is the author of that table.


Imagine if The Book of Lists had been rewritten by Peter Cook and Jorge Luis Borges under the pseudonym of “John Hodgman” and then renamed The Areas of My Expertise, and you will only begin to have a sense of the dizzying, uproarious, sublimely weird, and strangely wise journey that is contained within this book (along with all the pages and words).

Perfect for anyone who thirsts for knowledge, and especially for collectors of books of fake trivia, The Areas of My Expertise offers through absurdity a better understanding of the world we share—and recognizes that while the truth may be stranger than fiction, it is never as strange as lies...or as true.

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Amazon.com Review

With his Daily Show appearances and his "I'm a PC" Apple ads, John Hodgman has only become more famous since the hardcover edition of his all-you-need compendium of facts, The Areas of My Expertise was released. He has also become smarter. To reflect this, the paperback edition of The Areas of My Expertise has been expanded to include 100 new hobo names and new, additional complete world knowledge. John Hodgman and his fur-hatted associate, Jonathan, have prepared an exclusive video for Amazon customers explaining the above.


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From Publishers Weekly

In this super-literate, ultimately exhausting exercise in literary parody, New York Times magazine contributor Hodgman has produced "a compendium of COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE." From sections titled "What Will Happen in the Future" to "What You Did Not Know About Hobos," he piles up smart-alecky nonsense in layer upon layer of surreal, wholly fictional factoids. Whether highlighting American presidents who had hooks for hands, or sketching out the mythical secrets of Yale University, Hodgman creates a strange and intermittently hilarious parallel universe where lists of history's worst haircuts (in addition to the Mullet, there are the Scrape, the Scab and the Shag-Swoop) are printed alongside descriptions of "famous novels that were not originally published as books." Sprinkled throughout with breathless "factual" interjections—"Were you aware of it? The body of Thomas Edison was never buried. Instead it was displayed for many decades in a traveling carnival.... DOES IT EVEN SEEM POSSIBLE?"—this "almanac" demonstrates Hodgman's formidable imagination, if not his ability to amuse consistently. The individual passages are funny but get lost in an already overstuffed work. For the hyper-well-read fans of publications like McSweeney's, this is a treasure trove of twisted absurdist miscellany. For others, however, it may just be too much of a good thing.
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 240 pages
  • Publisher: Dutton Adult; First Printing edition (October 20, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0525949089
  • ISBN-13: 978-0525949084
  • Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.8 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (159 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #281,872 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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It is quite a good book cover, don't you think? Austin Hoffman  |  29 reviewers made a similar statement
I have never read a book that made me laugh out loud the way this one did. S. H. Gierlinger  |  18 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
677 of 696 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars regarding mailing lists January 19, 2006
Format:Hardcover
I am the author of the book in question, and I am concerned by the report here regarding multiple, unwanted mailings on my behalf.

I have a small mailing list to whom I sent a weekly update about my book during the fall. Those updates have now ceased, though they may resume in the future. Membership on this list is voluntarily and frequently discouraged by me in order to avoid fraying readers' nerves as little as possible.

If you feel you have received spam in my name, please feel free to contact me via my website. So as not to seem wholly crass, I will not list the URL here, though you can figure it out, I trust. Once you are there, simply click on the words "John Hodgman" and then "desperate."

I would be glad to investigate this matter and resolve it if I can. I also have some excellent investment opportunities and low rate mortgages on prescription drugs that I am sure you will want to hear about.

Sorry to briefly commandeer these reviews for this matter. It is cheesy, I realize, to give my own book five stars; but I am not going to give it zero stars on principle, because despite what you may have heard, I do not loathe myself quite that much yet.

I apologize for the interruption. End transmission.

That is all.
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125 of 139 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Funniest Book I have ever read November 2, 2005
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
That last couple days, during some quiet moments, I have picked up this book and read a few pages. Within moments my 5 year old is asking me "Why are laughing?" I don't usually laugh out loud during books or movies. I'm more of a quietly reflecting in the back of my brain "that was amusing" kind of guy. But this book is amazingly funny.
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42 of 44 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Worth it for the Cover Alone November 7, 2005
By Tim
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
Hodgman's contributions to McSweeney's led me to this book, and THE AREAS OF MY EXPERTISE is almost entirely without disappointment. This isn't a book to read straight through, in a week; it's a book to sample from all year long. This is the sort of collection of stories and musings and articles that's best kept nearby to be accessed when the mood strikes.

The style here is vaulted, relaxed, and perfectly ridiculous all at the same time. Some authors have imagination, some have language, and Hodgman has both, in excess.
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41 of 44 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Downright Hilarious November 16, 2005
Format:Hardcover
You know those rare moments when you are reading a book and something strikes you as stunningly hilarious? From out of nowhere? And then you have to put down the book for awhile because you are secretly afraid you have just read the funniest thing you will ever read so what is the point of continuing to read anything again ever? Well this book is that book. And that phenomenon occurs several times throughout it. All hail John Hodgman and the h in sunrays!
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20 of 22 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Random, Fascinating and Utterly Unreliable Information October 21, 2006
Format:Paperback
"An almanac of random, fascinating and utterly unreliable information -- Hodgman has the gift of being outrageously but quietly convincing. He begins at the absolute outer edge of credibility and, as if he is holding your hand, walks you over the edge into a very funny mix of reality and nonsense. Take hobos, for instance -- or as Hodgman refers to it, the "hobo movement in the United States." He discusses at length hobo hieroglyphics, the only hobo Cabinet member in U.S. history and Walker Evans, who Hodgman describes as being a secret agent posing as a photographer in order to assassinate prominent hobo leaders." NPR

John Hodgman tells us that there has only been one murder in the history of the space shuttle. This took place in 1984. The astronaut, the planner, the engineer, the cocktail waitress and the librarian were all suspects. I cannot tell you who did commit the murder, but it is well known. He discusses hunting and cooking your own polar bear steaks. Julia Child knew this subject well. Also a chapter on Daves Ultra Hot Hot Hot Sauce-which are packaged in little coffins and promises your death. These little known and untrue facts are yours for the asking. These and so many other subjects that would take me all day to discuss are told in amazing detail by John Hodgman. Each chapter has its own charm, or well, its own place.

This is not a book for children. There are obscene words and stories and facts that children would not understand. In fact, there were some parts of this book I did not understand, but, all in all, it had me in stitches from one chapter to the next. The author works for television "The Daily Show' and appears on NPR"s "This American Life". John Hodgman is a graduate of Yale, and is a former literary agent.
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23 of 26 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars hysterical!!! November 19, 2005
Format:Hardcover
It is difficult to describe exactly why this book of parody is so good, so suffice to say, you have to read it to understand why Hodgman is so funny. It is great to read something that doesn't take itself seriously at all, and freely admits it is all for the humor. Check it out, you'll be laughing a week after yo finish recalling some of the topics skewered by Hodgman.
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14 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hodgman's Finest August 1, 2006
Format:Hardcover
John Hodgman blew me away--with the power of laughter.

Of course, you have to be in a quirky mood to appreciate his humor. If you are feeling serious, most of his writing will just appear stupid. But, if you want to be humored, much of his writing is full of quirky remarks, with both clear-cut humor, and more hidden gems you may have to reread to really start laughing.

And as Hodgman says himself, the list of hobo names really does make the book more than worth it's pricetag.

A worthy addition to any library containing: America: The Book, Real Ultimate Power, or The Best Case Scenario guidebook.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars not bad, just not for me.
it was funny in spots but overall i had a hard time reading it. i still think john hodgman is really cool tho.
Published 3 months ago by fishismeat
3.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining in small doses
Hodgman's talented and funny but a little bit goes a long way. Don't try to sit down and read this cover to cover, it'll get unfunny fast.
Published 6 months ago by C. BLANCHARD
5.0 out of 5 stars Hodgmania Takes Over
Big fan of this book. Hodgman's style and humor is greatly appreciated. Probably the funniest book I've ever read. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Brian
1.0 out of 5 stars Not funny
I expected a book with humorous made-up facts, or even funny stories but instead got a book that was extremely dry and boring to read. Read more
Published 10 months ago by barrtender
5.0 out of 5 stars One of the most uniquely funny books I've ever read
I don't know what it is about this form of "fake facts," but it is so satisfyingly, endlessly funny. I don't know why there aren't more examples of this genre. Read more
Published 18 months ago by Nick Stoler
5.0 out of 5 stars A Great Radio Show!
The audiobook edition of John Hodgman's hilarious book is even better than the written word! John has provided us with music performed by his loyal troubadour and straight man,... Read more
Published 19 months ago by Shana Rosenberg
5.0 out of 5 stars Creatively hilarious!
This book is a collection of made-up 'facts' and explanations. It is hard to pinpoint what makes them so hilarious, but I think the main cause is that they are presented as fact;... Read more
Published on May 11, 2011 by Kristy J
5.0 out of 5 stars Probably my favorite book ever
*By way of introduction - and to give a bit of context to the following review based on its writer's sensibilities - while the title of this review is true, my favorite author ever... Read more
Published on February 19, 2011 by Nicholas Campbell
5.0 out of 5 stars Randomized orderliness
Hodgman has a perfect pen for the art of brilliant randomness. I enjoyed this book from cover to cover as his sense of humor is precisely on the same vector as my own. Read more
Published on November 24, 2010 by Moons
5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny book
This book was very funny. John Hodgman weaves together real facts with cleaver fiction. Some of the puns fall flat, but a lot of the book is really funny and witty. Read more
Published on October 12, 2010 by Jeffrey Schumacher Jr.
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