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The Autobiography of a Flea - Original Volume 1 (Illustrated) (Erotic Fantasy Fiction Novels) [Kindle Edition]

Stanislas de Rhodes
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Book Description

The Autobiography of a Flea is an entertaining and unique cult classic of Victorian erotica. Through the abstract style of narration by a voyeuristic flea, this amusing and profound work tells the tale of a beautiful young woman, Bella and the exploration of her sexuality. The flea is a philosophical love bug who finds himself in all sorts of dark and intimate places. Elegantly written, this novel is both a work of sexually explicit erotica and morality tale - the flea manipulates events to ensure justice and the priesthood are portrayed as highly immoral hypocrites.

This Kindle version is beautifully illustrated with unique vintage erotica pictures.

It is the original version of the classic erotic text (first published in 1887).

Includes Linked table of contents.

Includes three excellent essays on The Art of Sex - On the biological and cultural evolution of human sexuality and how we can use this knowledge to enhance our sexual relationships.


"I have heard it somewhere remarked that my province was to get my living by blood sucking. I am not the lowest by any means of that universal fraternity, and if I sustain a precarious existence upon the bodies of those with whom I come in contact, my own experience proves that I do so in a marked and peculiar manner, with a warning of my employment which is seldom given by those in other grades of my profession. But I submit that I have other and nobler aims than the mere sustaining of my being by the contributions of the unwary. I have been conscious of this original defect, and, with a soul far above the vulgar instincts of my race. I jumped by degrees to heights of mental perception and erudition which placed me for ever upon a pinnacle of insect-grandeur.
It is this attainment to learning which I shall evoke in describing the scenes of which I have been a witness - nay, even a partaker. I shall not stop to explain by what means I am possessed of human powers of thinking and observing, but, in my lucubrations, leave you simply to perceive that I possess them and wonder accordingly.
You will thus perceive that I am not common flea; indeed, when it is born in mind the company in which I have been accustomed to mingle, the familiarity with which I have been suffered to treat persons the most exalted, and the opportunities I have possessed to make the most of my acquaintances, the reader will no doubt agree with me that I am in very truth a most wonderful and exalted insect. ...

'I will be in the old spot at eight o'clock to night,' were the only words which the paper contained, but they appeared to have a special interest for Bella, who remained cogitating for some time in the same thoughtful mood.
My curiosity had been aroused, and my desire to know more of the interesting young being with whom chance had so promiscuously brought me in pleasing contact, prompted me to remain quietly ensconced in a snug though somewhat moist hiding place, and it was not until near upon the hour named that I once more emerged in order to watch the progress of events.
Bella had dressed herself with scrupulous care, and now prepared to betake herself to the garden which surrounded the country-house in which she dwelt.
I went with her."


Contains sexually explicit erotic pictures, language and fetish / fantasy sex stories, e.g. photographs of naked men and women, sex positions, anal and oral sex, masturbation, bondage, spanking, sadomasochism, BDSM, gay and lesbian sex, threesomes, orgies, ...!

"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." (Friedrich Nietzsche)
"It is not enough to conquer; one must know how to seduce." (Voltaire)
"Desire is the essence of a man." (Spinoza)

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  • File Size: 706 KB
  • Print Length: 144 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Erotic Evolution - Illustrated Adult Romance Novels and Sex Stories (April 6, 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004VNV6WI
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #755,194 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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