From the Inside Flap
If Holden Caulfield rented a timeshare in Vegas, only to find out he double-booked with Hunter S. Thompson, and then they both sat down over a buffet of mind-altering drugs and wrote a book, I THINK it might be something like The Beard. BEHOLD THE POWER OF FACIAL HAIR! - Nathaniel Lambert, co-author of Sideshow PI: The Devil's Garden and It's OK To Be a Zombie
The story is so wild and unpredictable that the reader learns to let go early on in the book and just enjoy the scenery as the author takes them on a road trip through the world of bizarro. - William Pauley III, author of Doom Magnetic!
Sure to please any fan of weird fiction. - Grant Wamack for Spontaneous Combustion
I loved this book. I loved its feel, its pace, and its imagery. - Lucas Thorn for Lateral Obsessions
It messes with your perspective, sense of time and space, and makes you wonder if you really just read that sentence. - Jim Gavin, author of Hard Boiled Vampire Killers
It's like eating a creativity sandwich. - Daniel Clausen, author of The Lexical Funk