The Big Rusty Lie (Kindle Edition)

by Ryan Speck (Author)

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Product Description
Bernardo Walterhaus is a detective on a mission: find a missing heiress that no one else can seem to locate. But this is no ordinary detective. Bernardo Walterhaus is the self-proclaimed "world's greatest detective," on the run from forced imprisonment in the Lombardo Institute For The Mentally Sub-Standard and yearning to save the day. The Mayor of Oberwalz is trying to put him back in the Institute (and wants him dead), his ex-partner hates his guts (and wants him dead), there are mercenaries following him (who want him dead), and he's hours behind everyone
else on the case. But that won't stop Bernardo Walterhaus.

Armed with cunning wit, tremendous luck, and an unerring ability to find trouble, Bernardo will solve the case with the help of his driver and bodyguard, Ching Dic-Tofon, his favorte cab driver, "Sugah" Brown, and a pack of "Oberwalz's finest," the most vulgar and violent cops you could have on your side.

Bernardo will find an unlikely solution, without a clue or a good idea, as long as the mercenaries, gnomes, orderlies, exploding castles, fake Germans, angry competitors, plane crashes, burning office buildings, board meetings, boiling chocolate, fratboys, and criminal masterminds don't get him first.

A Bernardo Walterhaus novel, hand-crafted from aged mahogany by Ryan Speck.

Product Details

• Format: Kindle Edition
• File Size: 286 KB
• Publisher: Curbstomp Press; First edition (January 17, 2008)
• Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
• Language: English
• ASIN: B001E2NU96
• Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (1 customer review)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #126,577 in Kindle Store (See Bestsellers in Kindle Store)

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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Great Hardboiled Detective Fiction Steeped in the Surreal, May 18, 2008

By	Steven G. Saunders "Bacon Lord" (Seattle, WA United States) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

This review is from: The Big Rusty Lie (Paperback)

Are you looking for something a bit strange, off or weird? Well, if it's just a "bit" you may be slightly disappointed. With his book, The Big Rusty Lie, author Ryan Speck manages to create a piece of hardboiled detective fiction that's so amazingly bizarre and odd that it's nearly perfect in its eccentricity and surrealist attitude without losing it's hardboiled and noir edge. In fewer words: it's a riot. You'll laugh, you'll cry-- it will become a part of you. I don't think I've ever read crime fiction where gnomes play a serious role in the story, for instance. From the unique city and county of Oberwalz to the "the world's greatest detective" Bernardo Walterhaus, readers are treated to all sorts of standard tropes given the surrealist treatment.

I cannot recommend this book enough, especially since much of what I read tries to appease certain standards too much. Speck certainly provides an incredibly entertaining story that will leave you hungry for more; but he does it on his terms. And trust me, you wouldn't want it any other way.