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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
Format:DVD
Quite possibly the worst movie ever. Wow. The guy who plays the Black Ninja isn't a bad actor, he just can't write or direct. It is hilarious though...
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
Format:DVD
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this film. I heard it was crazy and kooky it went beyond that! The acting is bizarre, the characters are strange, the fighting is crazy, but best of all you can show this to your kids, (not very bloody at all,) and kids will like the stupid humor.
This has got to be the best of the worst, if they did this on purpose then they are geniuses.
Get it and than laugh at it! then see it again!
This has got to be the best of the worst, if they did this on purpose then they are geniuses.
Get it and than laugh at it! then see it again!
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
Format:VHS Tape
Currently, this movie costs $89 to buy and $4 to rent. Combine the two sums and you've probably spent more on it than the producers of this class trash! Two things are immediately remarkable about this movie. First, the fiften seconds, combined, comprising the opening and closing animation sequences have production values which are immensely better than the actual movie. Second, by all accounts, the movie accomplishes its primary task, it's actually entertaining. Someone called this DTV a "blaxploitation" movie. I don't think so. While the majority of the cast is Black, this effort exploits all races, Black, White and Asian with equal opportunity.
Entertain yourself, and do the the writer/director/star a favor by renting it now, and buying it as soon as the purchase price drops below $20. The pre-feature preview promos on the VHS rental copy of "The Black Ninja" for "Pimps Up,Ho's Down" and "Welcome to the Terror Dome" are, in and of themselves, worth the price of popcorn. The former for its sheer audacity, the latter for its hint that things could be exponentially worse in every way that "art" might be.
Don't confuse this effort with the Chris Kelly title of the same name. Clayton Prince is head (but not shoulders. He's taller.) above that star in acting ability and modesty. Where else, have you ever seen a movie whose credits start with "written and directed by me" (sic), above the head of the star/writer/director?
Let's put it this way, if "Gigli" and "The Black Ninja"
were competing for the Best Picture Oscar(TM), "Gigli" would win for production values, "The Black Ninja" would win for entertainment value!
Entertain yourself, and do the the writer/director/star a favor by renting it now, and buying it as soon as the purchase price drops below $20. The pre-feature preview promos on the VHS rental copy of "The Black Ninja" for "Pimps Up,Ho's Down" and "Welcome to the Terror Dome" are, in and of themselves, worth the price of popcorn. The former for its sheer audacity, the latter for its hint that things could be exponentially worse in every way that "art" might be.
Don't confuse this effort with the Chris Kelly title of the same name. Clayton Prince is head (but not shoulders. He's taller.) above that star in acting ability and modesty. Where else, have you ever seen a movie whose credits start with "written and directed by me" (sic), above the head of the star/writer/director?
Let's put it this way, if "Gigli" and "The Black Ninja"
were competing for the Best Picture Oscar(TM), "Gigli" would win for production values, "The Black Ninja" would win for entertainment value!
Most Recent Customer Reviews
WARNING! DO NOT BUY THIS MOVIE.
This by far has to be the dumbest $%@& movie on EARTH. I saw this movie and as soon as I heard them chanting "black ninja, black ninja" and saw that idiotic costume, I turned it... Read more
Published on April 13, 2005 by A. Sample
The Caped Crusader
I truly am the world's worst critic when it comes to martial arts movies. At least half my DVD collection consists of martial arts movies. Read more
Published on August 16, 2004 by Mr. Snrub
The first reviewer is right. "Don't let the cover fool you"
I rented this film (thank god I rented it!!!) thinking that it would be the next Black Mask or the next Revenge of the Ninja, but it turns out that is a stupid poor productions... Read more
Published on August 30, 2003 by Francisco Cortes
DON'T LET THE COVER FOOL YOU!!
This movie didn't even rate 1/2 of a star. I'm big on ninja flicks and this movie was a joke. The "black ninja" was a defense attorney who fights his clients at night. Read more
Published on June 8, 2003 by "sshellshocked"
What a movie!!!
I borrowed this movie from a friend who rented it, and thought it was as hilarious as he did! The reason I gave it two stars was because it was so corny that is was funny. Read more
Published on February 14, 2003 by Jonathan Pinto
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