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The Cat Manual [Kindle Edition]

Michael Ray Taylor
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (271 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Humorous advice for cats, by cats.

The author "discovered" the feline world's best-kept secret in a file hidden on his mother's computer by her cat, Cleo, and now shares it with humanity for the first time. Topics covered range from avoiding visits to the vet, to the artful display of captured prey, to getting in the way of a human trying to read anything, including this paragraph. Upon publication, Cleo denied authorship and hired a team of lawyers with their claws out, but despite her best efforts, word is spreading with over 75,000 Kindle downloads:

The Cat Manual is hilarious for cat-lovers of all ages.

From the author of Cave Passages and Dark Life.


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"Do you love cats? Do you have a cat? If yes, then this book is for you. ... It is dead-on when describing the behavior of cats as well as humans."
                                                                  -- MysteriesEtc.

"Cats don't talk, but if they did, they would probably say some of the things in this book."
                                                                  -- one-elevenbooks.com
 
"I guarantee a lot of chuckles, and some 'A ha! So that's why ...' moments to any readers who have ever lived with a feline, or thought they 'owned' one. Fun, funny, and it will give you new insight into the minds of these "mysterious" creatures!"
                                                                
-- Karen Watts' Blog About Pets and Books

"Cats rule the world, and we just rent it from them for a daily can of cat food. The Cat Manual explains how this came to be." 
                                                                 -- Cats and Crime

"This book offers a rare glimpse into the feline world. Learn, as your cat herself learned, how to properly present a gift, how to identify the 'sucker' in the room, the trick of increasing one's weight at will, and other invaluable lessons."  

                                                                 
-- Brightdreamers Book Reviews 
    
"I can't tell you how much I enjoyed this book. I laughed aloud at almost every section (especially the 'Finding and Maintaining Suckers' chapter), and had 'omg, that's so true!' moments whenever a typical-cat behavior was mentioned and explained from their side."
                                                                   -- Rags and Tatters

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  • File Size: 150 KB
  • Print Length: 51 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B006ZTBJDM
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #227,945 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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26 of 30 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The Cat Manual? More like The Cat's Meow! Am I right? January 24, 2012
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Just like Jane Goodall, Taylor made productive use of his vacation time by embedding with a native species and bringing scientific observation to what would otherwise be a stalkery preoccupation with other people's business.

And, also just like Jane Goodall, Taylor took his observations and made them into a fun and informative e-book affordably priced for even the most cash-strapped cat lover.

If you only ever read one book written from the perspective of a cat giving instructions to other cats on how to be a proper cat it should totally be The Cat Manual.
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33 of 39 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh-out-loud funny January 24, 2012
By Joe
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Michael Ray Taylor's "The Cat Manual" had me laughing before I could even finish the foreword -- and I'm not even a cat lover.

The author's creative genius shows as he translates Cat, the language known only by the feline type. He must have spent months in the translation of this difficult language, and it had to have been a painstaking task. Anyone who has ever owned a cat can relate to the humor of this short, affordable read.

I hope to see more humor pieces from Mr. Taylor soon.
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13 of 15 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Alice thru the Looking Glass??? February 15, 2012
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Good book so far, but is it possible the author has never heard of Paul Gallico's book "Silent Miaow" which was translated from "cat" in 1964? I'm assuming it is possible, since none of the reviewers seem to have heard of it either. Anyway, to all who enjoy this book, check out the Gallico book. It's wonderful, even if you have to resort to a used copy.
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Simply Adorable January 31, 2012
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We are so grateful that we have someone alive today who not only can translate Cat but who was able to discover the Cat Manual on his mother's computer.

This book just confirms what all of us who have owned cats know already. Cats play games with your mind and they enjoy it. Cats like to make you beg for their attention. They like to make you fetch and carry for them.

This book made me laugh out loud as the author put human feelings and actions to the unexplainable behavior of cats. This isn't a very long read; but it's an enjoyable one.

Well worth the money.
Enjoy.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Very funny! May 15, 2012
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The book format is very clever. I thoroughly enjoyed reading The Cat Manual. If you're a cat owner, you'll love this book! If you are not but love animals, you will enjoy it too as it's a light-hearted and funny story.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Cat lovers June 16, 2012
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This is a book for cat lovers. Full of humour and insights that someone who has watched cats can produce. I laughed out loud many times. I am convinced my cats have read the manual.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining April 8, 2012
By Linda B
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An entertaining short read. I liked that the author is supposed to be a cat writting instructions for other cats. Cat owners will appreciated this and recognize that their cats have read it too.
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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Very Clever! January 22, 2012
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To think all of this time I thought my cat sat on my laptop because he liked the warmth! Perhaps next we will be able to get a cat translator on Rosetta Stone. I downloaded this book last night and completely enjoyed it.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Cats...
I never knew what cats thought about until I read The Cat Manual. Now, as expected, I am extremely suspicious of the feline sort. Thank you, Professor Taylor, for the warning.
Published 5 days ago by Paul Glover
5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful
I loved this book.if you love cats this is the book for you.I liked that it was in a cat predictive.I didn't not like anything in the book at all. Read more
Published 20 days ago by Wilma A. Keel
5.0 out of 5 stars I love my cats
This is a must read for each and every cat owner. I always knew they were in charge, now I know how and why. Read more
Published 25 days ago by joanna gray
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome
Absolutly the funniest book on cats That i have read in years. A must read for an y feline parent who loves their children.
Published 1 month ago by Joy Loucks
4.0 out of 5 stars The Cat Manual...
A nice, short read. Now I know where my cats have been getting their advice from. LOL!!! I would definitely recommend this e-book to all cat lovers.
Published 1 month ago by Ms. Hoh
5.0 out of 5 stars The Cat Manual
A very good book about cats. I feel that if you are thinking about getting a cat you should read this book.
Published 1 month ago by Joy Love
4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars
Very humorous.
Published 2 months ago by Terry Kopinak
4.0 out of 5 stars If you are a lover of cats or curious about them, you will enjoy this...
This is an interesting read.

Unbeknownst to the author's cat, the author has downloaded this hidden copy of cat behaviour written by his feline. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Chazzi
5.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable Read
I hope Mr. Taylor's cats can forgive him for publishing their secrets but also hope he discovers more writing from them! Perfect read for stressful sad days when you need to laugh.
Published 3 months ago by Kathleen Glatfelter
3.0 out of 5 stars Cats. Cats EVERYWHERE.
I always had the opinion that cats are creatures that are constantly plotting to the demise of humankind and, to be honest, this book proves that I was right. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Melanie Young Yee
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More About the Author

Michael Ray Taylor is the author of Cave Passages, Dark Life, and Caves, and has written for Sports Illustrated, Audubon, Outside, Reader's Digest, National Geographic Traveler, The Houston Chronicle, and the website of The Discovery Channel. He has consulted on feature films and has worked on documentaries for National Geographic, PBS and The Discovery Channel. He is a professor of communication at Henderson State University and lives in Arkadelphia, Arkansas, with his wife, three sons, his father-in-law, two cats, and a rat terrier. His hobbies include caving, cooking, and playing bass in Blind Opie, a rock band.

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