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The Cat's Meow [Kindle Edition]

David Parker
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Book Description

Like so many fantasy novels inflicted on an undeserving public, this was written by a teenager. What sets it apart from the rest is that, before rushing into print, the author waited until he was old enough to know better, and then decided to release an annotated version, mocking it ruthlessly for your entertainment.

THRILL to intriguing characters and plot arcs that are introduced and then never appear again!

BE SURPRISED BY the surprise twist which is blatantly obvious 150 pages before it happens!

YEARN to live in the city of Larosis, where one of the major industries is standing on the city gates 24/7 waiting to spit on passing wizards!

GASP as the epic hero defeats his enemies through the power of rambling dream sequences and punching everybody in the head!

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Product Details

  • File Size: 425 KB
  • Print Length: 255 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005F7XZ82
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,061,694 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5.0 out of 5 stars well worth reading February 14, 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I absolutely loved this book. As advertised, it's an early attempt at a fantasy novel, with utterly hilarious footnotes by the author, panning his youthful shortcomings. And he's right--"the big warrior" was a phrase that was overused just a tad. What a refreshingly funny take this was...and before you get the wrong idea, the book was not unredeemingly terrible--I would love to see a more sophisticated rewrite some day. Thanks to the author for putting his youthful self on display, and allowing us to be in on the joke. Two thumbs up.
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