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The Contortionist's Handbook [Paperback]

Craig Clevenger (Author)
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (72 customer reviews)

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Book Description

September 15, 2003
A stunningly intense debut novel about a talented young forger who continually reinvents himself to escape the authorities. 'I swear to God this is the best book I have read in easily five years. Easily. Maybe ten years.' Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club Following a near fatal overdose of painkillers, Daniel Fletcher is resuscitated in a Los Angeles emergency room and detained for psychiatric evaluation. Through a series of questions and tests, the psychiatrist must ascertain whether the patient intended to kill himself, or whether he can walk free. What the psychiatrist doesn't know is that 'Daniel Fletcher' is actually John - Johnny - Dolan Vincent, a brilliant young forger who continually changes his identity to save himself from a lifetime of incarceration. Johnny has done such assessments before - many, many times. As he creates an elaborate bluff for the evaluator, Johnny reveals the true story of his traumatic past - a broken family, descent into the sinister world of forgers and criminals, and his one chance of salvation in the beautiful and elusive Molly. But time is running out; as his underworld clients lose patience and the psychiatrist's net closes around him, Johnny has to negotiate the escape act of his life. Evoking the boulevards and strip bars of 1980s LA with cinematic intensity, The Contortionist's Handbook is a darkly hypnotic and stunningly original debut.

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From Publishers Weekly

Clevenger's debut novel is a well-crafted but underplotted character study of a brilliant, damaged man who struggles with mental illness and substance abuse as he bounces in and out of prison and a series of hospitals around Los Angeles. Most of the novel takes place in the latter setting; some tense early scenes pit protagonist John Dolan Vincent against a psychiatrist known as "The Evaluator," who probes Vincent's psyche to see if his recent overdose of muscle relaxants was really a botched attempt to cure his migraine, as Vincent claims, or a suicide attempt. The twist is that Vincent has checked into the hospital under an assumed name; after each of his previous overdoses he has changed his identity to avoid being placed in a mental hospital. The psychiatric interview provides a decent vehicle for telling the story of Vincent's difficult family life and his decision to use his mathematical talent to assist a murky criminal network. The trouble is that Clevenger has little to offer to push his story forward besides Vincent's efforts to protect Keadra, the woman he falls in love with during a hospital stint, from the thugs who are trying to track him down. Clevenger is a solid writer who does some good work when it comes to creating a noirish atmosphere and smart, compelling characters, but the pace is uneven at best. The quality of the writing warrants a follow-up effort; hopefully, Clevenger will know what to do with his characters the next time around.
Copyright 2002 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

From Booklist

John Vincent was born with an extra ring finger on one hand. To his constantly broke, jail-bound father, this was just something John had to live with. After years of ridicule by other children, his father gave him a magic book through which he learned some slight-of-hand tricks that helped him conceal his disfigurement from others. That, together with a sharp mind and a knack for replicating signatures and official documents, started John on a path of petty crime. Then he started getting inexplicable and untreatable migraines, which led to a history of drug abuse. As John started going in and out of hospitals for drug overdoses, he deftly learned how to change identities. This life of identity theft, drugs, and crime continues in a downward spiral, until he falls in love and meets his match. He starts to question his own identity, after rejecting it for so long, which eventually leads to some redemption. Clevenger cleverly creates a modern-day Mr. Ripley. Michael Spinella
Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 220 pages
  • Publisher: MacAdam/Cage Publishing (September 15, 2003)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1931561486
  • ISBN-13: 978-1931561488
  • Product Dimensions: 9 x 6 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (72 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #64,264 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Born in Texas and grew up in Southern California. After years of dead-end jobs and publishers' rejections, I stumbled into the pre-dot.com tech world where I spent the next decade paying my rent on time, eating regularly and not putting pen to paper for anything creative. In 2000, I pulled the plug on my techno-rat race to resume writing. Currently living in San Francisco, at work on a third novel.

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16 of 17 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
The title and cover art grabbed my attention over the numerous new releases on the front table. Picked it up, read only half of the first page before I closed the book - and walked to counter to slap down the cash (...).

Hooked via our main man and leading character "Johnny"- a brilliant bit of work by the author, I sprinted through this one in two sittings. That's fast for me and my A.D.D. Granted, the plot deserved a bit more attention but The Contortionist is really about the maneuverings of character. And the ways in which Johnny twists, and manipulates and suffers in his longing for love and connection will not be forgotten.

Buy it or borrow it, but definitely read it.

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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful
On my top 5 list now September 26, 2003
Format:Paperback
This is a read! If you like to think and immerse yourself in a character and great story then this is your book. The dialogue is compelling and moves the story forward without turgid details. The monologues are honest, moving and interesting albeit dark in some sections. The characters are well developed, introduced well and true to their nature.

I'm not an avid reader of modern fiction ... find the stories to be the same old regurgitated soup with the same old bread and stale crackers ... THIS BOOK IS GOOD. If you've come this far, don't cheat yourself, buy the damn thing. You will not be disappointed.

Fantastic book Craig ... I can't wait for the next installment!!

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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
whoa! great first novel. September 12, 2002
Format:Hardcover
Great read. Had the pleasure of doing it in 3 sessions. A well constructed and suspense-filled plot. Hangs together while challenging you to pay attention. (And yes, you have to; it's worth it!)

Without giving away the plot or the ending, think "Memento" or "The Usual Suspects". No thow-away trash novel, this is a thinking person's book. It tends to stick with you after you put it down.

The detail adds dimension. The main character is a trip. (note to self: never hire him as a babysitter.) Layers of stuff going on throughout.

What's amazing is that this is Clevenger's first novel. Notes say he's working on second and I for one can't wait. When's the movie coming out?

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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.5 Stars Fantastic Character Story
I give this 4.5 stars because there was a small element missing. I couldn't quite identify it, but the book was awesome nonetheless. Read more
Published 23 days ago by Emma Dickinson
Fast Read
This was a pretty quick read for me. It keeps you interested by seeing how the main character keeps changing his identity and evading capture. Read more
Published 29 days ago by Nick
Unique story, very well executed
I had wanted to read this book for some time and so finally bought it and settled in. As with any book that is not completely clear about what exactly is going on, it is important... Read more
Published 4 months ago by L. V. Sage
It Was Good
I heard for years what a great book this was but in the end it was decent. Not amazing, though it certainly was a page-turner at first. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Angela Lovell
cool cover cool book
nice ride thru the mental health evaluation process. most evaluators are as described. read it on kindle-
Published 9 months ago by Heywould
Amazing First Novel
I bought T.C.H. along with four or five other novels and made the mistake of reading this one first. The rest didn't even come close - a new benchmark for writing. Read more
Published 9 months ago by N. Wilcox
A review by Dr. Joseph Suglia
HOW NOT TO WRITE A SENTENCE: A Review of The Contortionist's Handbook by Craig Clevenger

Of all the many attempts to clone and cash in on "Chuck" Palahniuk's popularity... Read more
Published 9 months ago by Joseph Suglia
4 out of 5, Neat Book, very detailed
This book was very interesting. It is about a young man who constantly changes identity after each overdose due to a headache he gets every year or so, which causes him to be... Read more
Published 11 months ago by A. Brunelle
Can I Have My Five Bucks Back?
Chuck Palahniuk should expand his library if this is one of his favorite books. It isn't bad, it just isn't that good.

The book didn't really end. Read more
Published 13 months ago by Old Slappy Mc Gee
Stop everything and read this book!
Being a huge Chuck Palahniuk fan, I found out about Craig Clevenger through him. I actually downloaded the book for the Android App and could not stop reading it! Read more
Published 13 months ago by JL85
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