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The Cottage (Unrated) (2008)

Andy Serkis , Reece Shearsmith , Paul Andrew Williams  |  Unrated |  DVD
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  • Actors: Andy Serkis, Reece Shearsmith, Jennifer Ellison, Steven O'Donnell, James Bierman
  • Directors: Paul Andrew Williams
  • Writers: Paul Andrew Williams
  • Producers: Hugo Heppell, Julia Valentine, Ken Marshall, Martin Pope, Steve Christian
  • Format: Multiple Formats, AC-3, Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, Dubbed, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen
  • Language: English, French, Spanish, Portuguese
  • Subtitles: English, French, Spanish, Portuguese
  • Dubbed: French, Portuguese, Spanish
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 2.35:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
  • DVD Release Date: May 13, 2008
  • Run Time: 92 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (49 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B0013D8LLS
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #146,177 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "The Cottage (Unrated)" on IMDb

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Forced into hiding after their kidnapping plan goes awry, two rival siblings, David (Andy Serkis - The Lord of the Rings trilogy) and Peter (Reece Shearsmith - Shaun of the Dead), find themselves fighting for their sanity while they hole up in a secluded country cottage. Weighed down by a hostage who refuses to stay quiet, or tied down, they are soon held captive by their own victim. But everyone's problems go from bad to worse when they come face-to-face with their psychotic axe-wielding neighbor.

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25 of 28 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Enjoy some blood clottage at The Cottage! May 26, 2008
With titles like Shaun Of The Dead, Severence, Evil Aliens, and Botched being sparkling examples of the horror/comedy genre AND all coming to us from Great Britain, it should come as no real surprise that The Cottage fits in so well with the rest of those films. Enter polar-opposites(and brothers) David and Peter; stuck in the middle of nowhere and involved in a kidnapping gone awry that includes a captive that refuses to go quietly, a pair of Asian assasins, an obese partner in crime that can do little right(my favorite character too), bizarre townsfolk(with a guest spot by Pinhead himself, Doug Bradley!), and of course, when things seem like they can't get any worse, a demented and deformed maniac! Now for the kind of dry humor and wit used here, you need a great cast, and Andy Serkis(The Prestige, King Kong) and Reece Shearsmith(Shaun Of The Dead, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) as the lead protagonists are fantastic... whether it's bouncing quips off of eachother, or interacting with the rest of the ecclectic characters that they run into throughout the night. As far as deformed killers go, "the farmer" is a definite keeper! He's the same basic mold as a hundred gruesome, semi-retarded, cruel and twisted(with canibalistic urges) madmen that horror fans have come to expect... but he looks and acts the part perfectly, and actually features the best looking(and by that I mean ugliest) clump of flesh for a head that I've seen in quite awhile! The direction is excellent and I really enjoyed the musical score(which sounds like it was cut for a Tim Burton film rather than this); in the end, I'd even go as far as to say this is my favorite of all the aforementioned films listed at the top of the review... Read more ›
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14 of 16 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A New Classic May 25, 2008
The Cottage is a movie you will either love or hate.. I Loved it..
I'm a die hard slasher fan and of course I love blood and gore,but this movie was so funny and entertaining it didn't bother me that the killing didn't start untill the last half of the movie I still loved it.

It builds great character development and the main characters two bumbling brothers"Steven and David" are hilarious in the fact that everything they do goes wrong because they are just born losers.

Their kidnap plot goes wrong in every possible way
except they do get the kipnapee "Tracey" to the holding spot..a cottage that is "let's say in the wrong neighborhood"..

When Tracey escapes after delivering much physical abuse to the weaker and more meek of the brothers she runs to a nearby farm, that's when that slasher element kicks in..
A terribly disfigured farmer is on the loose and he not in a good mood..although the comedy elements go on through the entire film, the gore is very well done and plentiful.

It's hilarious to watch Tracey go up against the killer farmer with her tough as nails attitude.

I think this will become a classic.
I highly reccomend it.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars An English Country Garden July 25, 2009
THE COTTAGE is a great place to live but I certainly wouldn't want to visit because, as the villagers warn, strangers don't do very well around there. This film is a perfect example of how to make a horror film: take 1 part droll British humor, add 2 bumbling criminals, blend in 1 foul mouthed kidnap victim, pour in several gallons of bodily fluids (preferably red), and then hack, slash, rip, rend, slice and dice with everything from knives to rakes, shovels,and pick-axes until you think you've seen all the viscera there is to see--and then add that nice little surprise twist at the end. That's what I call entertainment!

In a mere 91 minutes of unrated glee and gore writer/director Paul Andrew Williams has fashioned an entertaining and rather original film that embraces several different genres as it rushes giddily towards its climax. This is not what I would normally think of as my kind of film were I reading a synopsis of it somewhere, but when all is said and done THE COTTAGE turned out to be just what I was looking for.
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11 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Home Sweet Horror July 10, 2008
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Positively excellent!!!!
Let me reiderate,
This movie is magnificent!!
One of the best slasher/comedies in existence!!!

1 brother enlists the help of his bumbling sibling
to help him kidnap the tough-as-nails daughter of a local mob-boss.
They bring her back to an abandoned farm,
where everything goes dreadfully arye.

The settings are spooky,
Nothing says horror like a seemingly abandoned farm.
The characters are all lovable, and quite unforgetable,
every last one of them.
The 2 brothers are great together;
as the headstrong, calculative sibling,
and his brother the whipped, nervous-wreck.
Their abductee is a wise-cracking pistol,
who doesn't take guff from no one.
She really gets the laughs bursting from your chest,
as she single-handedly takes on both her abductors.
Their inside-man is complete dolt, a moron of hilarious proportions.
And the the local villagers are unexplainably bizarre.
The laughs are subtle, but consitent,
the gore is plentifully terrific,
and the scares are of the jump-out-of-your-seat variety.
I gotta warn you,
halfway through, this bothched kidnapping tale does a complete 180,
slaps you in the face with a cold shovel,
and becomes an old-school slasher movie,
when the inhabitant of the farm returns unannounced
to find a host of intruders on his farm.
And "Old McDonald" he ain't
If you loved flix like,
Shaun of the Dead, Bothced, Hatchet, Behind the Mask, or Severance,
get this flick immediately.
You will not be disappointed.
Watch the trailer and see if I'm lying to you.

Old McDonald had a farm........but he traded it for an abattoir.
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5.0 out of 5 stars It starts off being very funny and then the movie changes to a horror...
It starts off being very funny and then the movie changes to a horror movie. Excellent and very enjoyable.
Published 3 months ago by BRUCE G.
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious !!!
One if the funniest comedies ever out if Britain. Gets a little gory at the end but you will laugh all the way thru !!!
Published 4 months ago by tonymac7777
5.0 out of 5 stars LAUGHS & HORROR BOTH.
This movie had me laughing at the start with the quarreling between the 2 brothers and then just as quick the horror set in. Read more
Published 10 months ago by DEAN JOSEF MARTELL
4.0 out of 5 stars great horror comedy
fun, bloody and oroginal. One of the best horror comedies i have seen in years, follows on the tradition of evil dead
Published 14 months ago by Eamon C. Howard
1.0 out of 5 stars blah
I kept skipping scenes trying to find scary parts....worst movie ever! In the trash it goes on the first day it was delivered. Read more
Published 19 months ago by mimi
3.0 out of 5 stars glad I got this one cheap
I know that it's hard to help someone else know if they should watch a movie or not. I thought this one was just ok, but someone else might really like it. Read more
Published 21 months ago by melmo
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny Horror
This film delivers laughs and scary sitsutions.... if you haven't seen this get it own it... its really very good don't know what film to compare it to... Read more
Published 22 months ago by Raven
5.0 out of 5 stars A modern classic
My tastes in modern horror tend to bend towards the humerous Evil Dead/Shaun of the Dead sort of movies but I also love a flick with lots of suspense where the killer is not easily... Read more
Published on October 5, 2012 by Laura Vona
1.0 out of 5 stars this movie is a joke
I was bored watching this. some parts were funny. but really the whole movie was a joke. i cant even say how stupid it is
Published on September 28, 2012 by rebecca
1.0 out of 5 stars The Cottage
Please save your money!!! This movie was described, written, and performed very poorly!!! This was suppose to be a scary movie with a touch of humor and it was horrible!!! Read more
Published on September 6, 2012 by Tboogie
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