The Curse of Nordic Cove [Download]

Platform : Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP
Rated: Mature
DRM: DRM Free
2.9 out of 5 stars 13 customer reviews

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  • Indie game that  provides a fresh perspective in gaming.
  • Scoring and multiple difficulty levels provide replay value
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It all started in Nordic Cove, a small hamlet in the fictional state we all know today as “New York”. Once called New Hamburgerstand in the early A.D. years, it flourished with fur trades and Bacon Cheeseburgers.  It was also home to the gravesite of a crusty, sorcerous, evil-naughty-person; the Viking warlord “Helfdane the Terrible!” Helfdane’s tyranny of the New Land was halted during these very rough times due to bad planning, and terrible hygiene.

Today, Bacon Cheeseburgers are still at an all-time high, and New North America is on the verge of being historically “inconvenienced” in the face. An archaeologist cork-sniffer named Dr. Howard Bre, and his lovely assistant, Kayte Sparo have disturbed this ancient gravesite. Thus, fulfilling a curse which reanimated Helfdane and his minions to rip the life force from beings starting with Nordic Cove! Gross!

Kayte’s boyfriend, Paulie Chops, must find the help he needs to turn this around, stat! This is their date night after all. Alright! YOU deal with that Helfdane thing. We’re getting Bacon Cheeseburgers and staying warm. We’ll be cheering for you!


System Requirements
  Minimum Specifications:
OS: PC - Win 7, Vista and XP
Processor: 2.66 GHz Intel Core2 Duo E8200 or 2.66 GHz AMD Athlon II X4 620
RAM: 2 GB
Hard Drive: 2 GB
Video Card: AMD Radeon HD 4850 / 5000 / 6000 / 7000 series NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GT / 9 / 200 / 400 / 500 / 600 series
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Product Details

Platform: PC Download
  • Downloading: Currently, this item is available only to customers located in the United States.
  • Note: Gifting is not available for this item.
  • ASIN: B00C1O3DRU
  • Release Date: March 26, 2013
  • Average Customer Review: 2.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #21,300 in Video Games (See Top 100 in Video Games)

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I was pretty skeptical about buying this game,and then thought to myself, why not? It's a very well made game, very hilarious, and has a cast that you can remember. It took a while to get used to the controls, but it's easy once you get the hang of it, and the fact that the game was centered around golf made it even more fun. I can safely say that anybody who sees this game should get it, and eagerly expect the next game made by On The Level.
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A total waste of my time and energy. Worst game ever.
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This game wasn't what I expected, the language left a lot to be desired, definitely not for kids to play.
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Apparently there is a bug with the installer, InstallAnywhere I believe is the installer used, that fails to install the game with the message "could not find a valid java virtual machine to load" you have been warned,
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On level games really took a risk when they came out with this really unique game and they pulled it off in a big way. I really enjoyed the game and am looking forward to On level games's next instalation.
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Rogue like addicting game. Can be frustrating but that's on purpose. Definitely worth the cheap asking price. Down with the rebels!
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By Holden on September 4, 2013
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Very very very odd game. has its niche and if you are someone who likes games like this then i recommend buying it
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