Praise for YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE AND OTHER BAD NEWS
"In a sea of literary lies, finally a book that will tell you the truth about the things you need to know."
"Smart, funny, and cool."
"The funniest, wisest, greatest book ever written! I keep reading and rereading it here in my padded cell!"
From the Author
**Kindle Users Please Read This!
If you purchased one of the faulty Kindle versions, go here to get yourself a full, well-deserved refund:
We've taken the broken version of the book down, meaning any purchases going forward should be glitch free and fun for all. We really appreciate all the glowing reviews from the folks who purchased the hard cover book. We're told the full color tablet versions of the book are something to behold as well.
Thank you for reading Cracked! We hope The De-Textbook renders your childhood education as worthless as we think it will.