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About the Author

About the Author Bob Schmidt is the president and founder of Provider Marketing Group, Inc. (www.provider.com). He has 15 years of ad agency ownership and management experience, seven years of selling online, and three years of Web development experience, including a leadership role in a 30-person Web development start-up agency.

Nick Miller is Professor of Motor Speech Disorders at Newcastle University, UK. His main research interests include apraxia, dysarthria and dysphagia and the psychosocial impact of neurogenic communication disorders.
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Publisher: It Books; Mti edition (September 18, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0062238671
  • ISBN-13: 978-0062238672
  • Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.6 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (49 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #37,127 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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If you are a fan of "New Girl" this is a must have! I have been brought to tears from laughing so hard at some of the entries. Jar!!
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If your expecting all of the little quips that are in the show this isn't the book for you. This seems to be a book that was before the show started kind of thing. It is all definitely schmidt and is hillarious! If you're a fan of new girl and love when Schmidt has to put money in the jar, then you'll love this book!
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The book was just ok. Nothing special. A couple of laughs. VERY short. I enjoy the show much more .
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My boyfriend and I are big fans of New Girl, and he bought me this book for Christmas. I'm reading a few snippets from it every night before bed and love how well it captures Schmidt's on-screen persona!

It's ridiculous and silly, yes- but if you love his character (in my opinion, Schmidt and Nick are the best parts of the show anyway), this book will make you laugh for sure!
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It is short, funny, witty, and just what I expected a book about Schmidt to be like. I would highly recommend it for those who enjoy his character on the show.
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Hilarious! Must have for the New Girl/Schmidt fan! Great writing team on the show, this season is just as hilarious as the last!
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I'm a big fan of New Girl and Schmidt is definitely my favorite character on the show. When I saw the book I just had to have it.
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This book is so awesome. Every entery is so Schmidt. You can't not laugh at this book! It is Awesome!!!
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