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The Illuminati Kid Can Save You [Kindle Edition]

Graham Carroll
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)

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Book Description

"Strap in and listen damned hard or else you'll suffer and die at the hands of the psychotic, satanic and paedophilic elite. Got that?"

Cartoonish, maybe, but deadly serious: it's The Illuminati Kid Can Save You. This is the story of Warren James, the Illuminati Kid, the mighty schoolboy nemesis of the elites, and the story of the Truth. Take a paranoid sprint through the world of conspiracy and the truth of who and what we really are. Through the dark and deviant tale of Warren you'll hear about the tyranny, the conspiracy, its roots and the impact it's having on us right here and now; and about the way out, the exit, the end of suffering - ENLIGHTENMENT. It's all here (unless, of course, it's simply the fantasies, the rantings of a madman) and, according to our seemingly deranged narrator, it can save you.

WARNING: Obscenities throughout (as you'd expect to find on the bloody frontline of any war). Enjoy your transformation and heightened paranoia . . .

Product Details

  • File Size: 304 KB
  • Print Length: 162 pages
  • Publisher: Dark Snails Press; 1st edition (July 7, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008J51YNK
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #868,658 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5.0 out of 5 stars A Must Read, Be Saved December 3, 2012
By Nate
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This book is brilliant! I hope more conspiracy authors take notice of Graham Carroll's presentation of the truth injected into a deviant, witty, and humorous story.

The main character Bomber Harris, pounds the truth into you throughout the book...and I guarantee, like me, you will be coming back for more. I like it, and next on my reading list is Illuminati Rock God.

Thanks for saving me Illuminati Kid!
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5.0 out of 5 stars The book is us September 11, 2013
By dilini
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Like us, seems dysfunctional at first, but that is just an inactive, unawakened mind playing dead. keep it up long enough till you are pushed over the edge and you are in realities within realities. anything is possible inside the human mind, but is it really just the mind? or is it really happening? once you become comfortable with facts and where they lead you, it doesn't even feel like you're reading a book. you are the book!
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5.0 out of 5 stars WATCH U.R. BACK May 16, 2013
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this is great..the words are supposed to shock and shake you so you understand.,that something is going on !
and it Ain't yer grandmas birthday party!
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5.0 out of 5 stars So much truth beneath the surface September 5, 2012
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I came across this book through a recommendation from a new acquaintance, and I must say I had a great time reading it. The frame for the story is a recorded dialogue between a mysterious man who calls himself "Bomber Harris" and a 21-year-old kid, Ballard. Apparently, Harris plans to liberate Ballard -- and in the process, the reader -- by uncovering before his very eyes the truth about all the lies, the cover-up, the great big death machine we are all in, controlled by the global conspiracy so large and deep, it has no name. Calling it the "Illuminati," as we learn in the story, will only get you so far, as the truth is far more complex, and sinister. There are many lessons thrown into this wild journey all the way down the rabbit hole. The author has sprinkled in a vast amount of information -- very current as well; the story is set in the run-up to the 2012 London Olympics. Piece it all together and you may learn who you are and what THIS is. In the hands of the right reader, the "The Illuminati Kid Can Save You" is a recipe for personal liberation. In the hands of the unsuspecting, it's just a story. The Illuminati Kid also packs a substantial amount of humor, which I often find lacking in the world of conspiracy fiction, not to mention "serious conspiracy research," which tends to be a dry, phlegmatic bunch of fear-mongers. A refreshing read, and I shall be looking out for more from this author.
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More About the Author

Graham Carroll is a full-time father of three and part-time writer living in the Forest of Dean, UK. He's the tasty new author of The Illuminati Kid Can Save You and Illuminati Rock God (a short), currently training among the trees to take on the New World Order, uncover the true identity of humanity, and return the world to Paradise - oh yes. If in doubt, turn to the words of Nisargadatta Maharaj. His work is cartoonish, maybe, but deadly serious - come and get saved.

Currently writing books on who and what we really are under his real name -

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