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The Instructions [Hardcover]

Adam Levin
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Book Description

November 1, 2010
Beginning with a chance encounter with the beautiful Eliza June Watermark and ending, four days and 900 pages later, with the Events of November 17, this is the story of Gurion Maccabee, age ten: a lover, a fighter, a scholar, and a truly spectacular talker. Expelled from three Jewish day-schools for acts of violence and messianic tendencies, Gurion ends up in the Cage, a special lockdown program for the most hopeless cases of Aptakisic Junior High. Separated from his scholarly followers, Gurion becomes a leader of a very different sort, with righteous aims building to a revolution of troubling intensity.

The Instructions is an absolutely singular work of fiction by an important new talent. Combining the crackling voice of Philip Roth with the encyclopedic mind of David Foster Wallace, Adam Levin has shaped a world driven equally by moral fervor and slapstick comedy—a novel that is muscular and exuberant, troubling and empathetic, monumental, breakneck, romantic, and unforgettable.

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From Publishers Weekly

Only four days pass between the opening scene of boys waterboarding one another to the moment when 10-year-old Gurion Maccabee and his army attempt to take down their unfair school system, but in the dense, frenzied pages of Levin's outsized debut, those few days feel like forever. Gurion, who narrates and refers to the text as "a work of scripture," sees himself as the hero of a yet-to-be-recognized Jewish holiday that celebrates the birth of "perfect justice," and recruits an army of misfits and Torah scholars. But nothing happens quickly, and Levin is as content to tend to the screwy plot as he is to allow Gurion to go on extended digressions about Philip Roth and any number of other topics. Between the hubris it takes to expect readers to digest more than 1,000 pages about a tween who says "the likelihood that I was seemed to me to be increasing by the second" and the shoving in of e-mails, diagrams, and transcripts of television footage, the idea that this could be a great novel is overshadowed by the fact that this is a great big novel, shaggy and undisciplined, but with moments of brilliance.
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Levin’s enormous first novel is narrated by a hyper, megalomaniac prodigy, a 10-year-old boy named Gurion ben-Judah Maccabee who has skipped grades and been expelled for violent behavior from three Chicago schools. He is now in the CAGE program for problem students at Aptakisic Junior High, and even more determined to incite rebellion, if not an all-out holy war. Gurion is tough, wily, ferociously fluent in Jewish theology, an avid fan of Philip Roth and Jewish humor, verbally pyrotechnic, and bizarrely charismatic. His father is a civil rights lawyer who gets trampled by enraged Jews for defending a neo-Nazi; his mother is a former Israeli soldier, a mental health professional, and black. Spurred to assemble his children’s army by anti-Semitic hate crimes and the ongoing bloodshed in the Middle East, Gurion does not deny that he could be a potential messiah. Levin’s mammoth, riotous, Talmudic, impossibly excessive yet brilliant, mesmerizing, warmhearted, and hilarious work of chutzpah takes place over four feverish days but encompasses the whole of Israel’s battle for existence and the Jewish quest for home and peace. --Donna Seaman

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 1030 pages
  • Publisher: McSweeney's; First Edition edition (November 1, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1934781827
  • ISBN-13: 978-1934781821
  • Product Dimensions: 6.5 x 3 x 9.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 3 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (28 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #643,525 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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47 of 55 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
This book will have special meaning for those of us of the Jewish faith. I wasn't Jewish, though, until I got about a hundred pages in. Regardless of faith, this is a book about faith - just in an entirely different manner than anyone is accustomed to. Parts are hilariously, read out loud funny. Parts are brutally violent. Other parts will be described by the entire range of emotions.

Please read Amazon's Product Description (click on Editorial Reviews above). Read it very carefully. Nothing more needs to be said about the plot. You will be spending many hours within that briefly but deceptively described universe.

Two words of advice: Hang on! While this has some debut novel glitches, you'll quickly forgive Levin. This is an amazingly imagined story. How can it not be when the main character is the messiah, or potential messiah, or neither? At ten, even potential is impressive. And our hero, Gurion, at that mere ten, is already a leader of men (or boys who will be men).

Of course, this will be compared with David Foster Wallace's 'Infinite Jest'; and rightly so. And, I loved 'Infinite Jest'. But, this is not 'Infinite Jest'. Though much of this rambles, it is the poster-child of organization compared to the other. With about nine-hundred fewer footnotes, and the few that are here are on the same page as the text, the reader is spared the constant interruptions.

Levin's juxtaposition of the scholarly boys and the delinquent students of the Cage allows divergent threads, and moralities, to run throughout the book. I found myself liking and disliking the same characters several times each. Gurion's parents will do more than just raise some eyebrows. His girlfriend, too, is a gem. The rest of the gang of kids is just way too believably unbelievable (or the other way around).

We are with Gurion for only four days, or all ten of his years, or even more. But, the four days worth of hours are filled with ages worth of issues. Don't be fooled by the age of the characters. This is very much an adult book. There is violence and there is language enough to peel paint from a school bus. If either bother you, don't read it.

This book is filled with Gurion's being an Israelite (in Chicago) and his relationship with his religion and the world. His place in his small part of the world is something to behold; his relationship with other students is unique; and his ability to get through the four days is remarkable. I truly hope that reviewers do not even hint at the ending - it is to be experienced at the end of more than a thousand pages, not given away in a few paragraphs.

Despite a few growing pains of Levin the writer, this is a five star book all the way. May the next one not be as long - but only so we can have it sooner. This is well worth the investment of time required. And, 'The Instructions' is one I won't forget. Grab it.
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18 of 23 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars To be or not to be the Messiah November 18, 2010
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Gurion ben-Judah Maccabee is a ten-year-old Jewish misfit in Deerpark Illinois, but a brilliant misfit and Talmudic scholar. He aims for "perfect justice" and claims to be a person of peace, but he keeps getting into fights at school. He invented the pennygun, a handmade weapon that is laid out in his tract, "The Instructions." This coming-of-age novel, which takes place over four days and 1000+ pages, is so packed with adventure and metaphysics that I felt like I lived through an odyssey. Oh, I did!

Gurion is in the behavior-disorder section called "The Cage" at his middle school, which is monitored by a cruel, one-handed Australian named Botha. Gurion falls in Olympian love with a Gentile named Eliza June Watermark, who is not in the Cage and is a little older, being twelve, and is a superb mirror to his soul. However, according to Talmudic edict, he cannot have a Gentile wife. He already knows he wants to marry June. So there's another rub, along with the quest for perfect justice. Gurions's mother is a retired Israeli commando of Ethiopian descent and his father is a frequently reviled civil rights lawyer who is ensconced in a case to defend the free speech of the most appalling human beings. They have endowed Gurion with a lot of chutzpah.

Gurion may be the Messiah, or he may not be the Messiah. In the meantime, he is translating his story in Hebrew and English--the four days leading up to and including "The Gurionic War," with the help of some unorthodox Orthodox classmates. Lovers of David Foster Wallace will feel an aphrodisiac-like pull to Infinite Jest, but this book reads faster and is more to the point, albeit with fantastic digressions.

I could lay out some flaws here, such as--these pre-adolescents act and think like thirty-five-year-olds! I considered closing the book at the beginning rather than take that leap of faith. But all the flaws are crushed beneath Levin's intrepid imagination and iconoclastic ambition. He commanded this story with an epic gracelessness--yes, gracelessness-- that was infectious and wholly original. What's a few bumbles and brambles in the midst of a spiritual apocalypse? I recommend this tome to readers who can cut some slack to a little obtuseness. The story is its own redeemer.
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5 of 7 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Friends February 20, 2011
Format:Hardcover
The Instructions is a story about a ten-year-old super-kid who might be the Messiah. At just over a thousand pages long, the book can look a little intimidating, but it's light. Yes literally lightweight; meaning it won't hurt your wrists like some other tomes you may have interacted with. And while it is true that the narrator's slant toward lengthy inner monologues can wear a bit, for the most part the story is playful and kinetic enough that those long winded explorations of motivation and theology serve to create suspense at the same time they illuminate character. If the style of narration starts to get you down in the first half of the book keep chugging--this is definitely a book worth reading through to the end. The plot is linear and straight forward, but it is not exactly simple. There are a lot of complicated characters, and when the book closes there are a lot of tangled and conflicting emotions the reader left to deal with on their own. Closure is definitely avoided by the narrator, which gives the story a lingering strength.

I'll point out that that the narrator suffers from merciless anti-Australian sentiment, some Pittsburgh jabbing, and maybe a light case of sexism. These characteristics are ones that probably wouldn't faze the average american, and stand out mostly because the book is supper PC in a lot of other ways. The narrator goes into a series of conversations about homophobia, racism, antisemitism, and anti-goy-ism (kind of) but Australia is just ripped into. Whether intentional or not the not-so-PC elements of the narration does complicate the protagonist, and allows the reader a little more uncertainty when the action amps up.

Another thing worth stating is that this book is NOT "Infinite Jest." I don't know why people seem to insist on comparing this novel to David Foster Wallace's epic. Yes they are both long and both have young and brilliant main characters, but in that line of thinking why not criticize "Infinite Jest" for trying to be the "Ender's Game Series" by Orson Scott Card? They are not the same books. Their stories and narrative styles are completely different. Comparisons only confuse and aren't fair to either of the books, so don't believe the hype.

If you're ready for drama, transformation, doubt, wonder, and deep dead sorrow give it a go. Don't be scared.
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5.0 out of 5 stars A True Genius
Haven't we all had moments where we thought we were the Messiah? Funny and heartfelt, Levin's writing is quite impressive. Read more
Published 17 days ago by Ava Louise Shansky
5.0 out of 5 stars Instructions, indeed . . .
Be you in your thirties, even in your sixties, you will surely give yourself over to "The Instructions" once ten-year-old Gurion Maccabee has introduced himself and friends, all of... Read more
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i had never heard of this book. i saw it in the brussels airport, and there was no way i was gonna lug it in my carry-on. Read more
Published 12 months ago by A. Dousset
5.0 out of 5 stars Greatest Book I've Ever Read!
'Holy F-word.' (i'm afraid of getting censured) but that was what I said seconds after I put this book down 'Holy F-word'... Read more
Published 15 months ago by Kenneth Vallario
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome. Had never read anything like it.
At first I decided not to read the book because of reviews here on amazon about violence. I had feared violence in order to demonstrate how graphic and disturbing the author could... Read more
Published 16 months ago by Brian
5.0 out of 5 stars Phenomenal.
Read it. One of my favorite books yet. He is as gripping as David Foster Wallace while being less bogged down by post-modernist tendencies.
Published 16 months ago by nonameshere
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent
This is a superb book. It is a frenetic book and the protagonist is an excellent narrator. It's very violent but in a completely righteous (or self-righteous) manner. Read more
Published 17 months ago by Elliot Ginsburg
5.0 out of 5 stars The Cage, aka The Ghetto
For me, the crystallizing moment in this book came at page 802 when Principal Brodsky said to Gurion, "Most people, Gurion--most people do not violate boundaries, do not defy... Read more
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5.0 out of 5 stars Worthy of sharing a shelf with the classics
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