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The J.A.P. Chronicles: A Novel [Paperback]

Isabel Rose
3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (47 customer reviews)


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Book Description

May 17, 2005
Anyone who’s ever wondered what happened to the girls in the exclusive cliques of adolescence will delight in The J.A.P. Chronicles. With the wry wit and keen eye and ear of a latter-day Jane Austen, Isabel Rose (herself a scion of a prominent New York family) provides the ultimate insider’s look at the glamorous upper-crust society that even Carrie Bradshaw would give her Jimmy Choos to join.

When seven former bunkmates at Willow Lake Camp reunite for the camp’s one hundredth anniversary, the event brings more than just a revival of the old camp spirit. Ali Cohen, an Oscar-nominated filmmaker and former camp outcast, plans to make a documentary about her former bunkmates. The ugly duckling turned successful self-made swan secretly hopes that that her teenage tormentors will have grown into adult losers.

As each woman steps into focus, however, it becomes clear that it is not quite that simple. Sure, Arden can’t keep a job (even as a nanny!), Jessica is stuck in regional theater, and Dafna has lost both her job and her $20,000 per month stipend from her father. But Laura is apparently flourishing as a Los Angeles superagent, and Beth has found happiness by throwing over her dull but successful fiancé for her wedding photographer. Even Wendy, golden girl turned Short Hills housewife, has managed to skirt around old regrets and long-stifled urges—until seeing an old acquaintance stirs them up again.

Funny, smart, and ultimately moving, The J.A.P. Chronicles opens a whole new perspective on the girls from the “best families” and on the money, culture, and expectations that define their lives.


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From Publishers Weekly

Annoying JAPS get their just desserts—and much more—in this sour tale of seven former bunk mates from prestigious Willow Lake Camp. The ex-campers gather for a reunion 10 years later, to be chronicled by videographer Ali Cohen, renegade in a nose ring and purple hair, newly pregnant and former victim of severe hazing by the other six girls. Anxious to bury her ghosts, Ali proposes a new documentary: a project showing the "crucial moments" in each of their lives. As she hoped, her former tormentors are far from happy: Dafna Schapiro has lost her daddy's $20K per month allowance; Beth Rosenblatt is preparing for the wedding of a century to a nice rich Jewish man about whom she couldn't care less; Arden Finkelstein is in and out of rehab; Jessica Bloom is a failing actress trapped in summer stock; Laura Berman is a high-powered talent agent with a lump in her breast; and Wendy Levin, perfect housewife and mother, is secretly having an affair with a woman. Snide references to Daddy's money, "wise marriages," greed, Valium, spas and blowouts, nose jobs and shiksas abound, and Rose has a penchant for punishing her characters in Old Testament ways: the promiscuous one gets raped; the cruel one is leading an angry, fearful life with her female lover; the powerful one gets cancer. Less funny-mean than plain old not-funny, Rose's debut falls flat. Agent, Sally Wofford-Girand. (May 17)
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From Booklist

Rose's debut novel follows the lives of seven Jewish women who were once bunkmates at an elite summer camp. Ali Cohen, a perennial outsider at the camp, is now a documentary filmmaker and has been asked by the owners of Willow Lake Camp to film their 100th anniversary. She uses it as an excuse to find out what her old tormentors have been doing with their lives. Spoiled Dafna's quest for a husband is interfering with her job, while her best friend, Beth, gradually realizes that planning the perfect wedding to a man she's no longer in love with might not be what she wants after all. Jessica, a struggling actress, is hoping Laura, now a Hollywood agent, can help her career, but Laura is harboring a disturbing secret. Troubled Arden has hit rock bottom, and Ali has just gotten some surprising dirt on her former nemesis, athletic Wendy. Readers will relate to Ali's curiosity about her old camp rivals and will enjoy reading about the very different, interesting twists the women's lives have taken. Kristine Huntley
Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved

Product Details

  • Paperback: 352 pages
  • Publisher: Doubleday; 1 edition (May 17, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0385512864
  • ISBN-13: 978-0385512862
  • Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.5 x 1.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (47 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,718,701 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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I started this book expecting a fun read. jkjk  |  8 reviewers made a similar statement
Not one of these characters is believable/multi-dimensional. Diane B. Wilkes  |  7 reviewers made a similar statement
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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Not At All What I Expected January 5, 2006
Format:Paperback
With its bright colors and fluffy preview on the back, you would think this would be a light, fun read.

However, it is not, and I just cant understand how other readers can say that it is. If you are expecting a fun Shopacholic-like novel, or even fun interesting charachter novel, it is quite a dissapointment. It starts off innocently enough with one girl not seemingly to fit in with the others- havent we all felt that way? But instead of just being picked on, which is painful enough, she is actually abused by fellow campers. It goes on from there with stories of gang rape, sexual abuse, molestation, and neglect, with more than a few disturbing images. This book is packaged as one thing, and it in the end is quite a different thing all together. While it is well written, you can't help feeling at the end that you are glad its over, and that you were somehow tricked into reading it. Not a feel good novel.
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Into the Sour Patch June 14, 2005
Format:Paperback
Sweetly sour but fun and lively, "The JAP Chronicles" is an excellent novel that will fill your days and nights with sinfully good humor. Seven bunkmates at an elite (and I do mean elite) summer camp are filmed years later in adulthood by the subject of their childhood torments who has grown up to be a documentary film maker. We delight in the fall from grace of each of the seven higher-than-thous. "The JAP Chronicles" is a welcome recommendation that I enjoyed to the same degree as "The Twins of Tribeca", "My Fractured Life", and "The Starter Wife."
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Annoying, grating, depressing book July 31, 2006
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Format:Paperback
We all engage in schadenfreude in our lives. Its human nature to take pleasure in other people's misery. On some level even the kindest, most giving person can take some pleasure from other people's misery.

But in Isabel Rose's book, the pleasure the protagonist Ali derives from the failures of her sisters and bunk mates from her exclusive summer camp is almost sick.

This book also engages in the worst kind of schadenfreude. The kind where the person engaging in it denies it is happening. The Ali Cohen character is so "above" all of them, but yet this doesn't stop her from taking advantage of everything her name and status bring her. If she is so independent, why did she take money from her family for her education?

Why is it that all of them, except Ali Cohen, have something tragic happen to them, or have some kind of shameful secret? One has cancer, another is closeted lesbian, but Ali Cohen, she graduated top of her class at Brown, won a Fulbright and is still "a muscular looking woman" while three months pregnant. Every couple of paragraphs, poor, unpopular Ali Cohen is extolled as some kind of perfect person, while her bunkmates are made to look like cardboard stereotypes. We get it. Ali Cohen is so much better than them now. But if she really , then shouldn't her accomplishments make her happy? Instead she seems to purposely highlight the flaws of her bunkmates while extolling herself. Ali Cohen, Schadenfreude much?

I read the purpose of this book was to change people's perceptions of JAPS as money hungry, shrill, vacuous people. Stereotypes of any kind are wrong, but this book employs the wrong methods of getting rid of them. Giving the JAPS all cliche problems is not the way to do. Challenging them to open their minds or at least realize that they are very fortunate and making them appreciate that comes half-way to accomplishing this. Otherwise, all you have is a bunch of sour grapes over things and people that should have been long forgotten about.

If a person feels like they have been wronged by a clique of people in their lives, they eternally seek revenge against those people. They want them to be miserable and failing, but when you do finally meet up with a group like that from some chapter of your life, you find out they could be nice people and you forgive them for what they did when they were children or different people. Some note of this would have made this book plausible, believable and readable. Save for this, its just another cliche, predictable popular kids vs. freaks reunion book that is a waste of time.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Insipid
I took it out of the library, made it halfway through and am quickly sending it back. I found it totally insipid and found the author's portrayal of Judaism vulgar and offensive.
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Published on November 13, 2009 by Leeshie R
3.0 out of 5 stars Good for a beach read
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Published on June 18, 2008 by PJ
2.0 out of 5 stars Great plot - bad execution
Being a camp girl, I was really looking forward to reading this book and imagining what my former bunk mates are up to these days. Read more
Published on April 15, 2008 by A. Yung
1.0 out of 5 stars so bad
This book was so boring, I didn't even finish it. That very rarely happens. I sold it to a used bookstore and they had 5 other copies already...
Published on May 24, 2007 by Angela Copeland
3.0 out of 5 stars Wasn't that great, wasn't that bad
The book was honestly not that bad but I do agree with others. It seems like she needed two more chapters so she added two more characters. Definetly not a book I would buy... Read more
Published on May 22, 2007 by H. Coleman
1.0 out of 5 stars Hated it.
Totally disappointing. I was looking for some easy reading chick lit, saw the cover of this book, scanned the back, and checked it out of the library - thankfully I didn't spend... Read more
Published on February 13, 2007 by Kristen
3.0 out of 5 stars Not fluffy, but not bad, either.
I started this book on my lunch hour yesterday, and stayed up late last night so I could finish it.

I thought it would be a funny, fluffy chick-lit novel, but it... Read more
Published on January 24, 2007 by Nat-tastic
3.0 out of 5 stars Not the best book I've ever read but also not the worst
THE J.A.P. CHRONICLES is a book mainly about Ali Cohen, who as a child used to go to the exclusive Willow Lake summer camp. Read more
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