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The Junk Whisperer: Or, Things Tequila Taught Me [Paperback]

Dwain Smith (Author)

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Publication Date: April 10, 2008

If the toaster could talk, what would it say? When Thaddeus Henry discovers that he can communicate with inanimate objects, he decides to use his new powers to track down a missing actress harboring a terrible secret. He quickly finds himself in a twisted web of lies, mistaken identity, and murder. With a price on his head, and a cadre of assassins on his tail, can Thad live long enough to save the day and become The Junk Whisperer?

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Paperback: 234 pages
Publisher: CreateSpace (April 10, 2008)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 144049391X
ISBN-13: 978-1440493911
Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 8 x 0.5 inches
Shipping Weight: 11.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #4,140,302 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Dwain Smith is the writer of several autobiographical novels detailing his experiences as a detective that can communicate with inanimate objects, a middle-aged supervillain, and a modern day mythological hero. He lives in the Washington, DC area.

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Are you in this book? September 2, 2011

By Christopher O'Brien

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I enjoyed reading this book and seeing if I could match up the characters with people I know from real life. I don't think I'm in the book, but if I am, I'm probably one of the talking packages at the warehouse. That's how I roll.

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Fun! August 31, 2011

By A. Lee

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Dwain's first book is my favorite. If you're a fan of Christopher Moore, Dwain is right up there in wit and has a knack for keeping you amused with the Chuck style fun.

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Fun read! June 17, 2009

By Erin

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A highly enjoyable book -- quick-paced and with fun characters! Definitely recommend picking it up . . . it would make a great beach read this summer!

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I liked the Junk Whisperer. It was funny and a quick read. I would recommend it.

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