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In The Matter Of J. Van Pelt [Kindle Edition]

Dave Shiflett
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“In The Matter Of J. Van Pelt” is a book about obsession – political, religious, romantic and historical. It’s also about True Love and hope, which are also dangerous.

J. Van Pelt , 42, is a true believer on the slide. He works for a conservative legal foundation that has stumbled across a career-building case: Max Gold, a revered liberal fundraiser, has been observed in an innocent yet embarrasing position by a 12- year-old boy. The lad’s father demands justice – or at least a lawsuit that will force Gold to cough up substantial money to alleviate his son’s “pain and suffering.”

Putting Gold’s head on the wall would make Van Pelt an ideological superstar. Yet as he prepares to launch a lawsuit targeting Gold he feels increasingly ill at ease, largely due to reading his own diary entries. What sort of man, he wonders, hopes to advance himself this way? Only a loser and a crank.

Steadily, his ideological certitudes fall away. He’s also consumed by the impending death of his uncle Shupe, who is part Moses, part Snopes, and part W.C. Fields. He resides in Appomattox County, Va., where his family has lived for three centuries. He’s an old man, raised by a slave, who sailed the world with the Navy, came to believe in U.F.O.s, wants to be cloned. He has, he reveals, also dabbled in cannibalism.

By comparison, Van Pelt feels his life is empty and meaningless. He has never really taken a chance. The voice that presents itself in his diary – the Lurking Entity – convinces him he must break free from Washington. Van Pelt has also met a beautiful woman – Alison -- another life-changing development.

But freedom comes with its own set of problems, including his discovery that Shupe was involved in a murder that only Van Pelt can make right. He also wonders if Alison would love him if she knew his deepest secrets – secrets contained in this very book.

Van Pelt is a strange man, but he's also heroic -- brave enough to leave his daily grind behind, and to bare his soul in the pursuit of love.

He also turns out to be a proficient grave-robber.

DAVE SHIFLETT is a longtime journalist and author. His work has appeared in The Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post and many other publications. His books include "Exodus" and "The America We Deserve" (with Donald Trump).

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Product Details

  • File Size: 298 KB
  • Print Length: 167 pages
  • Publisher: Dave Shiflett; 1 edition (January 23, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007133JXO
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #667,868 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hay-soos comes alive! February 2, 2012
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Shiflett is capable of writing hysterically funny passages about serious subjects, including cloning and proof of the existence of the soul (a passage worth the price of the book), followed by unique insights that will startle you. Did you know that the brain matter responsible for laying the groundwork of ancient and modern thought could be contained in a pickle jar? I didn't either until I read Van Pelt.

Better yet, this is not a long-winded book. Written in diary form, the entries are all stand-alone pieces you can read whenever you have a spare moment. But they add up to a compelling story line about a political fanatic who transforms himself into a better person, though at a high price.

For those with a theological bent, this short volume has the ring of C. S. Lewis' The Screwtape Letters, relying on a tale told to another to portray in compelling fashion issues of politics, theology, life & death, and good and evil, just to name a few. The characters recounted in Van Pelt's diary come to life, even as does Van Pelt himself.

All in all, an excellent read at a remarkable price
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5.0 out of 5 stars the matter of j van pelt April 6, 2012
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David Shiflett is a well researched and humorous writer/author. He processes the uncanny ability
to teach while entertaining his readers and leaving them wanting for more. The Matter of J. Van Pelt is no exception.

Shiflett's e-novel delves into the psyche of 42 year old lawyer, J. Van Pelt (JVP). Working for a conservative law foundation, in power hungry DC, certain events coupled with the PC dictators brings JVP to the revelation that he has reached a crossroad in his life.

JVP journey is told through his daily journal. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes poignant. To help him find meaning in his life he heads 3 hours south to rural Appomattox, VA. His dying uncle's farm and the antithesis of Washington. Only a new set of dilemmas arise as his outrages uncle confesses peccadillos to JVP expecting him to honor his last wishes and testament.

The plot is compelling, provocative, sad, laughable, maddening but that's life. I thoroughly
enjoyed this short metaphoric short story that may exercise your soul! Brilliant!
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3.0 out of 5 stars Good writing! June 7, 2012
This book was very interesting to me for a couple factors. First, it's written in a journal format by J. Van Pelt (Jesus Van Pelt), who is not a very likable guy at all. He's uber conservative to the point of being blind. He's part of the DC establishment that we all love to pour Haterade all over (that's just not me, right?). Through writing the book as journal entries, we get an intimate picture of who Van Pelt is and why he does what he does.

On the other hand, the hard thing about using journal entries is that they are a person's thoughts. When we write down our thoughts in a journal, we may not be thinking in full sentences or writing down everything that you would if you were writing something for another person. That did get a little confusing throughout the book.

I really did not like Van Pelt at all. I found it very hard to care about him throughout the book. He does finally make his way towards a little bit of redemption. I did really like the character of Uncle Shupe. He was just an all around awesome guy. The parts of the book that talked about the things that he said were always very funny.

This is a fast read with an interesting and engaging writing style.
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