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The Miracle Inspector [Kindle Edition]

Helen Smith
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May 17, 2010
A dystopian thriller set in the near future. England has been partitioned and London is an oppressive place where poetry has been forced underground, theatres and schools are shut, and women are not allowed to work outside the home. A young couple, Lucas and Angela, try to escape from London - with disastrous consequences.

Helen Smith was the recipient of an Arts Council Award for The Miracle Inspector.

"The Miracle Inspector is one of the few novels that everyone should read, it's a powerful novel that's masterfully written and subtly complex." 5* SciFi and Fantasy Books

"Helen Smith crafts a story like she's the British lovechild of Kurt Vonnegut and Philip K. Dick, only with a feminist slant." Journal of Always Reviews

'Smith is at the very least a minor phenomenon.' The Times

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"The Miracle Inspector is one of the few novels that everyone should read, it's a powerful novel that's masterfully written and subtly complex." 5*
--SciFi and Fantasy Books

About the Author

Helen Smith writes novels, children's books, poetry, plays and screenplays. She lives in London and is a long-term supporter of the Medical Foundation for the Care of Victims of Torture where she mentors members of an exiled writers group to help them tell their stories.

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  • File Size: 350 KB
  • Print Length: 250 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Tyger Books (May 17, 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003MGK8V0
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17 of 18 people found the following review helpful
The Miracle Inspector November 24, 2010
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Helen Smith's The Miracle Inspector represents British humor at its best. Set in a near-future London, this is the story of a minor government official, Lucas, and his wife Angela. In Smith's future London, a written constitution guarantees people the right to believe in miracles. When someone believes or merely claims that Jesus' face has been burned into toast or that their potato is the spitting image of the Virgin Mary, Lucas investigates and officially proclaims for the government whether a miracle has occurred or not.

London's government is so repressive in this tale that women are not allowed out of the house unless visiting relatives. I was worried at first that I was reading yet another dystopian novel where a fascist government has inexplicably taken over and imposed random religious and moral laws. Smith, however, defies the ordinary conventions of the genre. She takes the foibles of our own time and exaggerates them, drawing clear lines for the reader of how our fears taken to the extreme can lead to extreme measures. In a brilliant twist on conventions, women are not allowed out of the house in Smith's London due to the fear that they will be sexually harassed or assaulted.

Most of the story is told through the minds of Lucas and Angela as they seek to escape London for what they imagine to be a much better Cornwall. The random nature of Lucas' thoughts keep the reader entertained throughout. Smith manages to keep the reader laughing at Lucas, if not always with him, in a way that does not seem cruel. A less-talented writer would turn readers off, but Smith deftly writes Lucas as both pathetic and someone readers can relate to.

Angela is a simple and charming woman. I did not find her as engaging as Lucas, but this memorable line is delivered through her point of view: "And how long would it take to dig a grave for a giraffe using only a spork?" In the context of the story when delivered, this was one of the funniest lines I've read all year.

The Miracle Inspector is not all comedy. Smith tackles serious issues throughout the book. Fortunately for readers, she does so with a light touch and with the wit that is found elsewhere in the book. While trying to escape to Cornwall, a great many tragic things happen to Angela and Lucas. Rather than focusing on the darkness, Smith keeps a vibrant and witty tone that keeps readers entertained and in good humor.

American readers should be aware that Smith uses British spelling and punctuation conventions throughout the book. Readers familiar with the best of British humor novelists such as Sue Townsend and Tibor Fischer will find something to love in Helen Smith's The Miracle Inspector.
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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful
Heartbreaking dystopia December 11, 2010
Format:Paperback
Lucas and Angela seem like a regular domestic pair. They're a young couple in their early twenties, but they act much older, and though they love each other, there's a gaping distance between them. Lucas thinks of jokes or plays-on-words that might lighten the mood of their conversations, then dismisses them all, because he can't decode Angela enough to know if she'll like what he has to say. Angela's not happy, and he isn't sure what will make her happy. It's easy to wonder why, if Angela's so bored, she doesn't find something to do with her life, but the scary truth is, she can't. It's a slightly-in-the-future dystopian setting where women are sequestered in their homes and men run what's left of the world after most of the population has been killed or imprisoned by the government.

It's a scary world for women. Lucas notes that ladies' bathrooms are obsolete because women aren't allowed to work outside their homes, which makes all public bathrooms into mens' bathrooms by default. Women may leave their houses, but only to visit other women that they're related to, so they claim relation to a large number of people in order to move about more freely: "Men made the laws. Women set out to exploit the loopholes in them" (pg 18). But for all the tiny loopholes, they still have to wear veils in public and are still undervalued and very easily exploited. When Angela receives an old journal from Jesmond, Lucas' wild godfather, she's thrilled to read the love letters and snippets of poetry inside, because it's the first time another adult has spoken to her through the written word and reached out to her as an intelligent equal.

Early on, the horror of the setting is slightly lessened by the injection of humor. Lucas works as an official with the Ministry, where the public servants have titles like the Inspector of Cats and Inspector of Hedgerows and Grass Verges. Lucas himself is the Inspector of Miracles, the only one in the known world, though he hasn't yet discovered a miracle. The office scenes can be funny because even though this is a horrible misogynistic dystopia, everyone's very polite and understated. It's awful, then it's hilarious, then it's awful again. Lucas seems quite sympathetic, but then he has darker moments of power abuse, followed by moments of clarity: "He'd assumed that men were more intelligent than women but then he'd never been forced by law to sit around the house all day waiting for something to happen" (pg 34). A big part of the story revolves around his investigation of Christina, a little girl who might possibly be miraculous.

Angela wants to move away to Cornwall, a freer place that has taken on a fantasy glow in their imaginations, and Lucas considers the possibility. But as Lucas gets increasingly paranoid (with good reason) Angela has to decide how committed she is to escaping, with or without him. After the midpoint of the novel, the horrors increase and the reader is left to contemplate a beautifully written, and almost unbearably sad, depiction of a society's downfall.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
Dystopian Noir with Humor November 16, 2010
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If Patricia Highsmith wrote dystopian fiction but had more of a sense of humor, it might be something like The Miracle Inspector. The book opens in an England of the near future that's been partitioned and in decay. London proper seems to have the worst of it, walled off and Taliban-like in its social clampdown. Women can't leave the home. The Arts are off-limits. Men work meaningless bureaucratic jobs that only serve the faceless authority that keeps them all locked in, both socially and interpersonally. The book focuses on one couple, Lucas and Angela, who think they once loved each other but are really just strangers passing each other constantly. An aging and legendary underground poet, Jesmond, fuels their secret needs to escape to that sought-after heaven, Cornwall. They're all not especially likable, but they're always a little more so than those around them, chipping away at them. It works.

The saddest part might not be that they can't have what they want, but rather that they don't truly know what they'd want if they could have it.

I mention Patricia Highsmith because Smith deftly works in the dark urges and fears of Lucas, Angela and others in a way that only psychological mystery and espionage writers like Highsmith and Graham Greene do well. The story manages to remind of 1984, Brazil, Children of Men, The Road and other noirish dystopian tales yet manages to be original, partially through the dark and often subtle humor. Yes, I'm mixing films with books here, because I think this would make a good film script.

If I could give this 4.5 stars I would, but we have to choose between 4s and 5s. I would have like to have had more setup and background about how England became this way, but that's also a product of me liking the story enough.

I'll be reading more from this author.
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Nice premise...
And I only gave the 'book' 2 stars because the idea was good. And the author writes well.

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Published 12 months ago by Dave
Not great literature!
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Awesome Read!
I thought this book was one of the strangest, far out, and mind boggling books I have ever read. Not only that, it was the one of the best books I have ever read. Read more
Published 13 months ago by Stephanie S.
Good Premise Badly Handled
I'm rather glad that I snared this book when it was offered for free. The author took an interesting premise about a grim possible situation where women are depersonalized and kept... Read more
Published 14 months ago by P. Fox
Thought-provoking, if a bit depressing
The tale begins with Lucas, a man whose job is to inspect whether or not reported "miracles" were indeed miraculous. Read more
Published 17 months ago by Alice Y. Yeh
good read
I do not read Dystopian work much but i was pleasantly suprised by The Miracle Inspector. The first half of the book however, has quite a bit of swearing and sexual content, the... Read more
Published 17 months ago by LunaMoth
Fascinating, Great Read!
It's hard to really put into words how I felt about this novel. So before I tell you, let me give you a quick synopsis: Lucas & Angela are a married couple living in London... Read more
Published 17 months ago by Maria Elizabeth Perez
Absolutely brilliant
THE MIRACLE INSPECTOR takes the reader into a dystopian London civilization.

Smith's writing style is a wordy melange, reciting one fact or thought and turning it back... Read more
Published 18 months ago by Sean M. Sweeney
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More About the Author

Helen Smith is a member of the Writers Guild of Great Britain and English PEN. She traveled the world when her daughter was small, doing all sorts of strange jobs to support them both - from cleaning motels to working as a magician's assistant - before returning to live in London where she wrote her first novel, which was published by Gollancz (an imprint of the Hachette Group). She writes novels, children's books, poetry, plays and screenplays, and was the recipient of an Arts Council of England Award. She's a long-term supporter of Freedom From Torture and mentors members of an exiled writers group to help them tell their stories.

She is currently under commission to write a play and has a pilot for a TV series in development. She's also working on a new novel. She likes knitting but she doesn't like driving. She likes dancing. She has a blog at http://www.emperorsclothes.co.uk. Come and say hello!

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