The Miracle Inspector [Kindle Edition]

Helen Smith (Author)

Book Description

The Miracle Inspector was chosen as a "best book of 2012" by reviewers at The Opinionated Geeks and For Books' Sake.


The Miracle Inspector is one of the few novels that everyone should read, it's a powerful novel that's masterfully written and subtly complex. SciFi and Fantasy Books


A dystopian thriller set in the near future. England has been partitioned and London is an oppressive place where poetry has been forced underground, theatres and schools are shut, and women are not allowed to work outside the home. A young couple, Lucas and Angela, try to escape from London - with disastrous consequences.


In its feminist angle, The Miracle Inspector is reminiscent of Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale. Smith has an extraordinarily rich imagination that never fails to surprise and delight. Huffpost Books.


Today after finishing the book, I paid attention to the smell of my lover's hair as I embraced her when she came home, and I greeted my children with a little more enthusiasm after school. WIRED.com


Helen Smith crafts a story like she's the British lovechild of Kurt Vonnegut and Philip K. Dick, only with a feminist slant. Journal of Always Reviews

One of the finest novels of its genre. For Books' Sake

Editorial Reviews

Review

The Miracle Inspector is one of the few novels that everyone should read, it's a powerful novel that's masterfully written and subtly complex. SciFi and Fantasy Books

In its feminist angle, The Miracle Inspector is reminiscent of Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale. Smith draws attention to the subjugation of women in a repressive culture... She has an extraordinarily rich imagination that never fails to surprise and delight. Huffpost Books.

Helen Smith crafts a story like she's the British lovechild of Kurt Vonnegut and Philip K. Dick, only with a feminist slant. Journal of Always Reviews

One of the finest novels of its genre. For Books' Sake

The Miracle Inspector is a dark dystopian novel, full of twists and turns that has the reader guessing and waiting in anticipation to see what happens next. Bella Online

From the Author

My favorite dystopian novels are Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell, The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, and The Children of Men by P D James (which was made into one of my favorite dystopian films, Children of Men, by Alfonso Cuarón).

The Miracle Inspector is a blackly comic dystopian novel inspired by my time spent volunteering as a mentor for exiled writers in London through British charity Freedom from Torture.

Rather than try to tell the stories of the people I met, I wondered what it would be like if I had to flee from London without money or possessions. How would I escape? What kind of reception would I get if I arrived somewhere without money or possessions, with little understanding of the culture? How would I know who to trust? That was my starting point. I hope people will finish the book asking some of the questions I started with.

About the Characters
As I sat down to write, I had this image of a man and a woman sitting in their kitchen at breakfast time, unable to communicate--as if this was the 1950s and they had been locked into a stifling marriage for thirty years. But then it would become clear that they were very young --in their early twenties--and that the setting was a nightmarish future in which women have been stripped of many of the rights and benefits that we take for granted in modern society, and they have to be cautious about what they say, even in their own homes.

The young couple are called Lucas and Angela. I wanted the first half of the book to be Lucas's story and for Angela to emerge more strongly in the second half as she takes responsibility for her life and starts to find her voice. I had a good idea of how the story would unfold before I sat down to plot it. I wanted this young couple to try to flee London and for everything to go wrong.

If that sounds a bit heavy, I ought to say that although it's not as frivolous as my two earlier books, Alison Wonderland and Being Light, there's plenty of humor in The Miracle Inspector. I hope readers will enjoy it, despite the moments of sadness.

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Product Details

• File Size: 405 KB
• Print Length: 254 pages
• Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0956517056
• Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
• Publisher: Tyger Books (May 17, 2010)
• Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
• Language: English
• ASIN: B003MGK8V0
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• X-Ray: Enabled
• Lending: Enabled
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #243,596 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

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22 of 23 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars The Miracle Inspector November 24, 2010

By Kindle Books Reviewed

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Helen Smith's The Miracle Inspector represents British humor at its best. Set in a near-future London, this is the story of a minor government official, Lucas, and his wife Angela. In Smith's future London, a written constitution guarantees people the right to believe in miracles. When someone believes or merely claims that Jesus' face has been burned into toast or that their potato is the spitting image of the Virgin Mary, Lucas investigates and officially proclaims for the government whether a miracle has occurred or not.

London's government is so repressive in this tale that women are not allowed out of the house unless visiting relatives. I was worried at first that I was reading yet another dystopian novel where a fascist government has inexplicably taken over and imposed random religious and moral laws. Smith, however, defies the ordinary conventions of the genre. She takes the foibles of our own time and exaggerates them, drawing clear lines for the reader of how our fears taken to the extreme can lead to extreme measures. In a brilliant twist on conventions, women are not allowed out of the house in Smith's London due to the fear that they will be sexually harassed or assaulted.

Most of the story is told through the minds of Lucas and Angela as they seek to escape London for what they imagine to be a much better Cornwall. The random nature of Lucas' thoughts keep the reader entertained throughout. Smith manages to keep the reader laughing at Lucas, if not always with him, in a way that does not seem cruel. A less-talented writer would turn readers off, but Smith deftly writes Lucas as both pathetic and someone readers can relate to.

Angela is a simple and charming woman. I did not find her as engaging as Lucas, but this memorable line is delivered through her point of view: "And how long would it take to dig a grave for a giraffe using only a spork?" In the context of the story when delivered, this was one of the funniest lines I've read all year.

The Miracle Inspector is not all comedy. Smith tackles serious issues throughout the book. Fortunately for readers, she does so with a light touch and with the wit that is found elsewhere in the book. While trying to escape to Cornwall, a great many tragic things happen to Angela and Lucas. Rather than focusing on the darkness, Smith keeps a vibrant and witty tone that keeps readers entertained and in good humor.

American readers should be aware that Smith uses British spelling and punctuation conventions throughout the book. Readers familiar with the best of British humor novelists such as Sue Townsend and Tibor Fischer will find something to love in Helen Smith's The Miracle Inspector.

12 of 12 people found the following review helpful

3.0 out of 5 stars Reads Like a Classic Novel, So Unique October 12, 2012

By anaavu

Format:Paperback

3.5 stars :)

I'm finding it near impossible to figure out exactly what my feelings are at the end of this book. There's been some good parts and some not-so-fun parts.... but the complicatedness should be expected. It's such a unique combination of genres - it's a dystopian novel, which as you know I read as much of as I can. Yet I've never, ever read anything quite like it. Which makes me wonder if the parts I didn't love is just because it's so different. First off, just how many dystopian books have you read in the past two years that were adult books? Still thinking? I thought so. If you have read some, how many were literary tales that reminded you of Hemingway? Mhmm, I told you it was unique.

The scary thing about this novel is the world is so absolutely believable. The author took some of our actual fears today and envisioned a future where the government (that stays very much in the shadows) uses these fears against its people to control them. People were afraid of terrorists-that was used to enforce border controls and walls and barriers to keep out (or keep in?). Fear of rapists and pedophiles are hugely exaggerated and in this future London, women are forced to sit at home and cook and clean for their husbands, and can only meet approved relatives. Lucas doesn't abuse his wife, but it is a common enough practice that no one blinks an eye when the Head of Security uses his cameras to spy on his wife in the shower.

The Miracle Inspector isn't something you read for entertainment. It's something you read when you are in the contemplative mood, when you can handle the depth of despair and fear of this book. There is no sassy young protagonist to provide the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel. There are no outright explanations as to why the world is in such a state of desrepair. You aren't given the explanations on a platter, instead, the author wants you to puzzle it out for yourself. And there isn't a sequel to elaborate on any of this. The author leaves me with more questions than answers, which for once I can appreciate - think about the classics. You aren't told all the hows and whys - you're supposed to fill in the blanks yourself, which might vary greatly. Is the couple going to survive? Was that finally a miracle at the end or some sort of 1984-esque ending?

This is a very adult book, not in its content (though there are plenty of explicit references to sex) but in the level of intelligence needed to approach this book, an amount that I admittedly don't have yet.

TMI (hee hee) is not your typical rebel-against-evil-government read. There is very little action, instead concentrating on character development. It's more realistic - sort of like a combination of 1984 (especially the last few chapters) and Lord of the Flies. There was no plague or famine or epic war (that I know of), but that doesn't mean you shouldn't give it a try.

**I received a complimentary copy of this book from the publisher as part of a blog tour in exchange for an honest review.**

8 of 8 people found the following review helpful

4.0 out of 5 stars Dystopian Noir with Humor November 16, 2010

By Steve Anderson

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If Patricia Highsmith wrote dystopian fiction but had more of a sense of humor, it might be something like The Miracle Inspector. The book opens in an England of the near future that's been partitioned and in decay. London proper seems to have the worst of it, walled off and Taliban-like in its social clampdown. Women can't leave the home. The Arts are off-limits. Men work meaningless bureaucratic jobs that only serve the faceless authority that keeps them all locked in, both socially and interpersonally. The book focuses on one couple, Lucas and Angela, who think they once loved each other but are really just strangers passing each other constantly. An aging and legendary underground poet, Jesmond, fuels their secret needs to escape to that sought-after heaven, Cornwall. They're all not especially likable, but they're always a little more so than those around them, chipping away at them. It works.

The saddest part might not be that they can't have what they want, but rather that they don't truly know what they'd want if they could have it.

I mention Patricia Highsmith because Smith deftly works in the dark urges and fears of Lucas, Angela and others in a way that only psychological mystery and espionage writers like Highsmith and Graham Greene do well. The story manages to remind of 1984, Brazil, Children of Men, The Road and other noirish dystopian tales yet manages to be original, partially through the dark and often subtle humor. Yes, I'm mixing films with books here, because I think this would make a good film script.

If I could give this 4.5 stars I would, but we have to choose between 4s and 5s. I would have like to have had more setup and background about how England became this way, but that's also a product of me liking the story enough.

I'll be reading more from this author.

More About the Author

Helen Smith is a member of the Writers' Guild of Great Britain, the Crime Writers Association and English PEN. She traveled the world when her daughter was small, doing all sorts of strange jobs to support them both--from cleaning motels to working as a magician's assistant--before returning to live in London where she wrote her first novel. Her work has been reviewed in The Times, the Guardian, The Independent, Time Out and the Times Literary Supplement. Her books have reached number one in the bestseller lists in the Kindle store on both sides of the Atlantic.

Invitation to Die, the debut novel in her Emily Castles mystery series, is published by Thomas & Mercer.

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