The Mountain Awesome Unicorn Adult T-shirt

4.7 out of 5 stars 51 customer reviews

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  • Made of 100% Heavy Duty Pre-shrunk Cotton
  • Professionally designed and printed, made to last
  • Bright colors, Machine wash cold
  • Adult men's sizes

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  • Product Dimensions: 9 x 6 x 0.5 inches
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  • ASIN: B009ZYXA6S
  • Date first available at Amazon.com: November 1, 2012
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #33,157 in Clothing (See Top 100 in Clothing)
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    First off, I want to mention that I am a heterosexual male, and I am a tow truck driver. My brothers don't agree with me but I think this is the manliest shirt I've ever owned. Whenever I wear it to the roadhouse, I get in a fight. I'm always getting laid, and sometimes it's even with my wife. It makes me sensitive to a woman's plight, yet manly enough to take on the rigours of life. When I wear it, I like to pretend I'm a princess locked away in the castle by an evil wizard awaiting my shining knight.

    Three of the guys I work with are jealous, so I was thinking of ordering a few more and auctioning them off. I'm kind of worried they will take some of my new found attention that I've been getting from the ladies, but it seems like there is more than enough of them to go around, so I should be ok.
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    Size: LargeColor: Pink Verified Purchase
    Winston Churchill once said "There is something about the outside of a horse, that is good for the inside of a man." Although I am not sure what he truly meant by that, I must humbly submit what cannot be trivialized as a simple "Review". Nay my Amazonian friends, I would consider these thoughts more akin to an "Ode" of yester-year. Yes, an Ode! Today I find myself transported to a lush wildflower meadow, beside a deep-running babbling brook, surrounded in a timeless wooded glen. It is my wish to impart these few delicate words on my IPhone 5, to like-minded souls who also search for another dimension of self-awareness. As the haunting music of Enya pours quietly in the backdrop I am overcome with tears. Echos of awesomeness abound at the sight of my new Unicorn Shirt from "The Mountain". I commune with towering evergreen giants, flecked acrossed the landscape, as I wait for the unicorn on my shirt to appear to me. Oh the things we would do together! Be still my heart! He appears to me! Pale skin shuddering with anticipation of my mount. I run my smooth hands across his well manicured mane. Below foot, the glittering field-fairies, lift in unison to seat me firmly atop my majestic steed. We are one. Shuddering betwixt my supple thighs I can feel the pumping muscles of a thousand years of longing, gallop me effortlesly across the rainbow bridge. My pink cotton breast pumps, as my shoulders, hips, and velcro fanny pack, all roll together in sweet melody. We trek on to our unknown future together into foreverness. Alas, this could be yours too my friends. Order now without delay (size true-to-fit), and meet me somewhere anon in the foggy Mists of Avalon.
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    Recently our advisory board determined that we needed to make a change that would inspire our management staff and their employees - something that would enthrall them into exceptional, creative, persistent excellence. For months we searched and searched for something that we felt embodied our company vision of "be perfect because we are perfect". We were undone. Nothing really reached out to us and yelled 'This will transform your company into an Apple-esque dispensation of glory' until we saw this shirt.

    As a "try and buy" we purchased just one of these shirts and gave it to our IT manager. I cannot overstate the impact it had on that department. Previously, the department was the vision of chaos, the domain of over-complicated hell, and the nemesis of productivity.

    After just a few weeks of our IT manager wearing this shirt, nay! even just keeping it in her desk, the staff was happier, more productive, always under budget and filled with creative ideas.

    We now run all of our computer systems without power - the brilliance of this mere shirt clocks CPU cycles. Not a single user has had to have their password reset. Printer toner never runs out, maintenance contracts never expire unknowingly and end users do their own tech support. Our uptime has reached 157% on systems; this shirt actually inserting hours into the day. Our telco companies are mailing us checks and preemptively ordering new services for us, even before we know we're bringing up a new site. We've closed two outstanding FTEs because all of the employees are working smarter, faster and better. Some have even forgone their salary and have offered to work just "to be in the presence of glory, to see its face and to increase their typing WPM by 70% because command-completion works even before we start typing". We're no longer limited to just 144 characters in Twitter and all of our Facebook friends "Like" every one of our status updates.
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    Bought the large and the day it arrived I inspected it and found that the sizing must be for unicorns and not humans as it was the largest large I have ever seen in my life. (yes I did validate that it was in fact a large). I compared it against the next largest large in my shirt inventory (Cleveland Dyngus Day 2013) and it was over 2 inches longer and significantly wider. If I were a mythical horned pony, I think it would have fit quite nicely. Immediately set it up for return and will try again but unsure if I should go down to a medium or a youth extra extra small.
    But I must confess that after merely handling the shirt, I went on a bike ride to laugh in the face of the coming "Derecho" storm. Instead of being assaulted by lighting and rain, I saw two rainbows and an incredibly vivid sunset. Coincidence?
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    Size: LargeColor: Pink Verified Purchase
    But how can you not love it if you love unicorns? I'm a brand new college grad and decided this shirt would be my graduation present to myself. Yes, it's cheesy. Yes, people will probably think there's something a wee bit wrong with my brain wearing it in public. Yes, I also don't care. It's a soft shirt, and fits more like a guy's shirt than a girl's, something that's definitely nice and, I hope, makes it seem less serious. It's comfortable enough to wear to bed but, someday soon, if I get the courage to wear it outside, I'm sure it'll be comfortable enough to wear all day as well. The artwork on it is beautiful and I hope other unicorn lovers work up the courage to purchase one, too, no matter what age!
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