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For the True Lone Wolf, September 24, 2010
This review is from: The Hunter T-Shirt (Apparel)
If you're a real lone wolf practicing leaderless resistance, this is the shirt that will put the fear of God into the flunkies of the New World Order. I know some folk prefer The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee. And sure, that one looks cool, and the babes can't keep their hands off it. In fact, its effects on women are legendary. So maybe that's enough for you - if you're the sort who likes to run with the pack.
But you know, recently I was just kicking back 'round the den watching FOX news, and it all became clear to me. The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee has a far, far darker side. One that you may not be aware of.
The three wolves beneath the moon are an ancient Illuminati symbol: the wolves represent a coven of witches, while the shining Moon represents Lilith (or possibly Lucifer; as always, I am open to rational discussion and alternative viewpoints). The overpowering effect that the three-wolf shirt has long been known to have on women can at last be understood. It is quite simply the result of black magic.
When I realized all this it certainly made me glad that I'd gone with the lone wolf shirt instead of being unknowingly duped into purchasing a Satanic artifact! The devil may indeed have the power to assume a pleasing form; But when the rapture *finally* does arrive, I'm going to feel a lot more confident that the LORD will recognize me as His own if I'm cool and comfortable in my lone wolf tee shirt (100% cotton). Truth be told, it really wouldn't surprise me if Jesus Himself shows up in one of these. I'm not saying He will, but hey, it's not like you can prove He won't. Think about it.
In fact, when I ask myself "what would Jesus wear?", I'm so confident that this is the answer that I just decided to order a dozen more for myself. This way I'll never need to wear anything else. Except pants.
Theo.
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Instilled Fear in the Enemy, February 28, 2011
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I bought this specific Wolf shirt to wear as a jersey in an adult Co-Ed dodgeball league. Upon my entrance to the gym, the opposing male players crapped their pants and ran away in fear while the female players all got pregnant with my offspring.
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Confessions of a Former Gay Man, February 18, 2011
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At the age of 13 I started to think I was "different". I didn't like girls in the same way that the other boys did. I wanted to be their friends, do their hair, and watch the New Kids on the Block on MTV. As I grew older, my feelings for the boys grew strong and eventually, I knew... I was gay. To say my parents were disappointed is an understatemet. As members of the New World Baptist International Evengelical Ministry Church of Christ the Savior and Almighty King of the Universe, they considered homosexuality an abomination. They sent me to psychologists, to bible camp, anything to try and make a "real man" out of me. By the time I was 21, my parents had all but quit trying. My lifestyle outside of my job were subjects we just didn't discuss. They love me, but couldn't accept who I really was.
Then on August 18th, 2009, my 32nd birthday, everything changed....
I was given a gift by my parents. Now they'd given me all kinds of gifts before. Bibles, subscriptions to girlie magazines, gift certificates to brothels, but this year was different. They gave me "The Hunter" t-shirt. I put it on, simply to appease my mothers pleas, and I felt different... Strange... I suddenly had the urge to drink a 12 pack and go to the nudie bar and stare at some b00bies! Not knowing what was going on, I decided to head out of the house to clear my head. I stopped for gas and when I went to pay the 200lb gal behind the counter I thought "I'd hit that, I just couldn't tell anybody about it..." WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH ME? So I headed out to a local bar to really test out what this amazing, incredible t-shirt was doing to me. Once I arrived, I found that 1) The thought of any man-on-man action wasn't attractive to me and 2) If I drank enough, I would bang any chic willing to give it up. I went home, figuring this was a temporary state caused by "The Hunter" t-shirts fantastic awesomeness but boy was I surprised! I took it off sat down and couldn't keep from turning on "Telemundo" to see all the totally hot Latinas they have parading around! And in a strange twist of fate, Ricky Martin came on and... NOTHING! Not even a slight semi....
So if you're in the market to cure someone of "the gay" or simply looking to improve upon your rugged manliness, this is THE product for you...
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