The Mountain T-Shirt Unicorn Castle Tee

I should probably preface this review by stating the obvious: This shirt is clearly meant for people who aren't serious about our one-horned magic friends. I mean, the shirt's fabric construction and lavender color base are terrific, and as a casual-Friday garment, hey, it's better than a stupid Polo shirt. But the devil, as they say, is in the details, so caveat emptor!

First, the grass pictured is quite clearly Italian Ryegrass, and as everyone knows, unicorns prefer to frolic in Dog's Tooth Grass. Second, notice the gray spots on the unicorn's rear flank; are they patterned to look like a fairy? I think not. Third, why is the tip of the unicorn's horn glowing like some defective reindeer's nose??? We all know the horn is pure gold, but if the illustrator was trying to convey this specific coloration, then the whole horn should shine, not just the tip! Fourth, while unicorns transcend space and time, they do NOT exist in a world where it's day AND night simultaneously! A beautiful rainbow AND pretty stars? I mean, who approved this? It's like the shirt's maker is just mocking me...I'll bet he thinks taking Raggedy Ann to one's prom is lame too!!! Fine, shirt guy -- just go ahead and pick me last in dodgeball and tell my parents how I cried in woodshop when the teacher told me to "keep my wood to myself" and I didn't know he was talking about my erection which I couldn't help anyway because I thought about that one episode of The Partridge Family!!!

Anyway, on balance, the shirt's fine for kids and people of lesser unicorn expertise; don't expect too much and you'll be happy with your purchase, just like I was when I bought that ghost costume in Alabama last summer. People really freaked out when I wore that, and it wasn't even Halloween!

As I was approaching thirty I realized I haven't done a whole lot with my life and found myself in the middle of an early mid-life crisis. I did a few things to change the way the world perceived me. First thing I did is purchase a 1981 Chevy El Camino with an Edelbrock intake and a number 8 across the hood in honor of Dale (R.I.P.), I pierced my ear, shaved in my rat tail, and most importantly i purchased the Unicorn Castle T-shirt. This shirt has changed the way I view myself and the way the world views me. Girls can't seem to stay away from me to the point that is almost annoying. Something about mystical unicorns make chick think that I am a mystical kind of dude. Many girls have mistaken this shirt for a "My Little Pony" and I quickly have to set them straight. With the rise of Emo music it has made it cool for men to grow their hair long, tease their hair, wear make up and womens clothing so you can imagine how emo i look with a few scars and my purple unicorn shirt. I recommend buying a size smaller than you normally wear and ordering this with a bottle of spray on tan so that you looked extra jacked and tan. NOTE: Girls love mystical guys that are jacked and tan. If you really wanna real them in get a book on palm reading or some tarot cards as well to add to the mysticism of your new persona. Do yourself a favor and purchase this shirt. 3 Wolf Moon is outdated and it is time for a unicorn revolution. It is the unicorns time to shine and shine it does with a beautiful rainbow glistening in the background.

First of all, I'm not sure why all you men are buying and wearing this. Yall take your wolf and moon teeshirts and leave us women be.

Now, I know any woman who is reading this and has bought this shirt will already know how powerful it is but I want to share my story for the women who aint bought it yet.

I bought my mountain unicorn castle shirt on December 16, 2010 as a Christmas present for myself because my boy friend Russel Joe sure as hell wasnt going to buy it for me. I got the rush shipping so I would have it in time to wear to church on Christmas day to celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ.

When I broke through the tape on the cardboard box with a beer bottle cap and pulled this shirt out of that box it was like magic. I held it up to me and stroked the unicorn picture. I didnt have it out of th ebox for more than 2 minets when Russel Joe came shooting out of the shed and into the house and told me to get my slippers on cause we were going to walmart.

When we got there, Russel Joe bought me a pair of faded glory jeans, a new dishrag and the new Beverly Lewis book. He said he didnt even know why he was spending money on me he just felt compeled by a higher power.

On Christmas day I put my shirt on for the first time and wore it to church and I swear I was the 2 nd most popular person there besides our lord Jesus Christ. Everybody kept on turning around during the service to look at my shirt, so pretty soon the pastor told me to just come on up to the altar and sit down so people wouldn't get a crick in there necks.

Since then I have worn the shirt almost every day and I feel truely blessed.... Russel Joe pays so much attention to me and he takes me every where now cuase he can get free gas and cigaretts at the Tiger Mart when I am with him. He has beaten up 6 men that have proposed to me. I knew deep down he always did love me.

If you would like to be more popular at church or get mens attention, I think you should buy this teeshirt right away. And if you are married or got a boy friend, you should buy the biggest size you can get because you will be pregnant pretty soon. The men just cant help them selves cause this shirt has a power over them. Get the big size cause you will want to be able to wear it the whole 9 months. I am two months now!!!!!

Im hoping Im going to have a girl so I can pass this teeshirt down to her. Read more ›

Seems like everybody has a story to go with these shirts. Here's mine.

When I came out at 35, I didn't witness shock among my friends and family, but more disbelief. I mean, people literally didn't believe me. I guess it was my large build, thick beard and Marine Corp tats up my arm. I just don't "look the part".

Well, I spotted this shirt on Amazon and just knew I had to have it. Here's the life-changing part: As soon as I started wearing it, people started believing I was gay. No more insisting on my part - the shirt says it all.

It's just gorgeous, and there aren't too many of them out there yet, so you'll definitely feel special.