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The Mountain

The Mountain T-Shirt Unicorn Castle Tee

4.5 out of 5 stars   (113 customer reviews)

Price: $13.95 - $34.16

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Purple
  • 100% cotton
  • An officially licensed the mountain t-shirt

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  • Shipping Weight: 1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • ASIN: B0037TPED4
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (113 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,859 in Clothing (See Top 100 in Clothing)
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813 of 830 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Nice shirt if you're not into details... September 7, 2010
I should probably preface this review by stating the obvious: This shirt is clearly meant for people who aren't serious about our one-horned magic friends. I mean, the shirt's fabric construction and lavender color base are terrific, and as a casual-Friday garment, hey, it's better than a stupid Polo shirt. But the devil, as they say, is in the details, so caveat emptor!

First, the grass pictured is quite clearly Italian Ryegrass, and as everyone knows, unicorns prefer to frolic in Dog's Tooth Grass. Second, notice the gray spots on the unicorn's rear flank; are they patterned to look like a fairy? I think not. Third, why is the tip of the unicorn's horn glowing like some defective reindeer's nose??? We all know the horn is pure gold, but if the illustrator was trying to convey this specific coloration, then the whole horn should shine, not just the tip! Fourth, while unicorns transcend space and time, they do NOT exist in a world where it's day AND night simultaneously! A beautiful rainbow AND pretty stars? I mean, who approved this? It's like the shirt's maker is just mocking me...I'll bet he thinks taking Raggedy Ann to one's prom is lame too!!! Fine, shirt guy -- just go ahead and pick me last in dodgeball and tell my parents how I cried in woodshop when the teacher told me to "keep my wood to myself" and I didn't know he was talking about my erection which I couldn't help anyway because I thought about that one episode of The Partridge Family!!!

Anyway, on balance, the shirt's fine for kids and people of lesser unicorn expertise; don't expect too much and you'll be happy with your purchase, just like I was when I bought that ghost costume in Alabama last summer. People really freaked out when I wore that, and it wasn't even Halloween!
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268 of 285 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Self Esteem Booster May 25, 2010
As I was approaching thirty I realized I haven't done a whole lot with my life and found myself in the middle of an early mid-life crisis. I did a few things to change the way the world perceived me. First thing I did is purchase a 1981 Chevy El Camino with an Edelbrock intake and a number 8 across the hood in honor of Dale (R.I.P.), I pierced my ear, shaved in my rat tail, and most importantly i purchased the Unicorn Castle T-shirt. This shirt has changed the way I view myself and the way the world views me. Girls can't seem to stay away from me to the point that is almost annoying. Something about mystical unicorns make chick think that I am a mystical kind of dude. Many girls have mistaken this shirt for a "My Little Pony" and I quickly have to set them straight. With the rise of Emo music it has made it cool for men to grow their hair long, tease their hair, wear make up and womens clothing so you can imagine how emo i look with a few scars and my purple unicorn shirt. I recommend buying a size smaller than you normally wear and ordering this with a bottle of spray on tan so that you looked extra jacked and tan. NOTE: Girls love mystical guys that are jacked and tan. If you really wanna real them in get a book on palm reading or some tarot cards as well to add to the mysticism of your new persona. Do yourself a favor and purchase this shirt. 3 Wolf Moon is outdated and it is time for a unicorn revolution. It is the unicorns time to shine and shine it does with a beautiful rainbow glistening in the background.
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310 of 343 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Let everybody know September 7, 2010
By G. Bell
Seems like everybody has a story to go with these shirts. Here's mine.

When I came out at 35, I didn't witness shock among my friends and family, but more disbelief. I mean, people literally didn't believe me. I guess it was my large build, thick beard and Marine Corp tats up my arm. I just don't "look the part".

Well, I spotted this shirt on Amazon and just knew I had to have it. Here's the life-changing part: As soon as I started wearing it, people started believing I was gay. No more insisting on my part - the shirt says it all.

It's just gorgeous, and there aren't too many of them out there yet, so you'll definitely feel special.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars ordered too large
We ordered too large, but it's a lovely shirt. I may order a smaller version, but it was exactly as pictured.
Published 14 days ago by Julian S Gutmaker
5.0 out of 5 stars This....this shirt will give me magical powers....I has to have it!!
When I saw this shirt, I fell in love. With this wondrous shirt, my ever trusty pulse oximeter, clipboard, brown scrubs, and nerd glasses, I and the magical unicorn will kick... Read more
Published 17 days ago by phoenix762
4.0 out of 5 stars Nice shirt
I ordered this as a gift for my friend's 4 year old daughter. She was so exited to see the unicorn print. It seems to be a good quality shirt. The little girl really likes it.
Published 19 days ago by Chuck S
5.0 out of 5 stars uni-magic
Since I got this shirt.... I have received a promotion at work, and have not had a bad hair day ... coincidence??? Doubt it.
Published 21 days ago by Jesse
5.0 out of 5 stars Magic
This shirt has brought the power of the unicorn into my life. I never thought that this purple ruby would bring happiness into my life but it has. Read more
Published 21 days ago by greekman34
5.0 out of 5 stars Great quality
My granddaughter, who loves unicorns, absolutely loves this t-shirt. Although the size was a bit too large, she and her mom liked it for wearing with leggings and boots, so that... Read more
Published 22 days ago by BJTarr
5.0 out of 5 stars Rainbows AND stars
At first, I just bought this shirt because it's so awesomely manly. The strength of a castle, the the virility of the unicorn horn, the power to bring day and night at the same... Read more
Published 27 days ago by Tim
5.0 out of 5 stars Beautiful!
My 8 year old daughter loves it. Quality made. Not a cheep tee shirt. will last until my daughter out grows it.
Published 27 days ago by Kat
4.0 out of 5 stars Magical... but regretfully, not magical enough.
The Unicorn Castle Purple T-shirt provided by the style-masters at The Mountain hugged the lumpy curves of my corpulent physique while allowing me ample room to participate as one... Read more
Published 29 days ago by Vikash Parekh
1.0 out of 5 stars Please bring Winkie back!!
These people stole my unicorn!! His name is Winkie and he's the bestest Unie in the whole wide world and they stole him! Read more
Published 1 month ago by N. Whetstone
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