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The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

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The next day, I was invited to a party, so I wore the re-constructed shirt to make people laugh at the party.
This shirt has just the right number of wolves, because everybody knows wolves hunt in threes.
I hear the doorbell ring and I look out my window to see a delivery truck pulling away from in front of my house.
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Dark Green
  • 100% Cotton
  • Machine Wash
  • Comfortable
  • Durable

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This hand dyed tee shirt features a stunning screen print graphic on a preshrunk, 100% cotton tee. Dyed and printed by The Mountain. The Mountain uses only inks and dyes, to bring you an incredibly durable and comfortable garment.

Hand dyed shirt featuring a stunning screen print of 3 wolves howling at a moon on a preshrunk, 100% cotton tee dyed and printed by the mountain.

  • ASIN: B00G69KCO8
  • Product Dimensions: 10 x 8 x 2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Shipping: This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
  • Item model number: 10-2053
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #44,377 in Clothing (See Top 100 in Clothing)
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    Thank you, Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt!
    Murray Mc Dougall
    I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn't think life could get any better.
    Seth G. Macy
    I can no longer take off the shirt of power, it has become one with me.

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    38,729 of 39,229 people found the following review helpful By Amazon Customer on November 10, 2008
    Color Name: Dark GreenSize Name: Boys 2-4
    This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

    I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

    Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
    Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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    9,964 of 10,182 people found the following review helpful By George Takei on April 24, 2013
    This shirt has changed my life! Before, I couldn't walk through the aisles at Wal-Mart, graze on the buffet at Sizzler, or even take in a round at my local miniature golf course, without people pointing and saying, "Hey, you're that Zulu guy from Star Wars, aren't you?" Even if I wore sunglasses, I'd still get mistaken for Yoko Ono.

    But with The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee, the SHIRT now draws the eye. One young teen even shyly approached me, and instead of asking for a picture or an autograph, simply smiled conspiratorially and whispered, "Team Jacob, right? Me, too. He's sooooooo dreamy."

    Yes he is, young lady. Yes. He. Is.
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    942 of 1,036 people found the following review helpful By Amazon Customer on July 17, 2009
    I admit it, I'm a ladies' man. And when you put this shirt on a ladies' man, it's like giving an AK-47 to a ninja. Sure it looks cool and probably would make for a good movie, but you know somebody is probably going to get hurt in the end (no pun intended). That's what almost happened to me, this is my story...

    Yes... I remember it like it was yesterday...because it was yesterday. My mom had bought me this shirt because it matched the velvet painting hanging over my waterbed except my painting has wolves, the moon, AND an Indian man... on a horse. Deee-lux. At first, I thought nothing of the shirt other than finding agreeable the fine stitching of the seams and the effective use of negative space on the print. Then one Friday, I had a date with a gal that works at the swap meet. I landed the date by posing to her the question: "Hey baby, how about if we swap meat?" I made that up myself, that's how I operate. Her eyes rolled back trying to contain her excitement! To break her uncomfortable giddiness, I blurted out "How about I pick you up here at 8?". She replied "yeah, whatever"... SCORE!

    7:30 rolls around and I find my lucky WWE shirt is covered with bondo from having worked on my Camaro the day before. Normally I would just flip it inside out and wear it, but the inverted silkscreen image of The Rock makes him look like Richard Pryor and a ladies man does not want Richard Pryor pressed against his chest when he's on a date. And so... I reprimanded my mom for not washing it (with a finger wag for added effect) and picked up my wolf-moon shirt and said to myself "Tommy (that's what I call myself, because it's my name)... Tommy, this will have to do." Boy did it do!

    I grab the keys to my Camaro... ok... my mom's Camaro... and run out the door.
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    212 of 230 people found the following review helpful By Boston/Buffalo Gal on February 2, 2012
    Oh, how we laughed, my hubby and I, when first we came across the reviews for this shirt. We deemed them hilarious, and never dreamed there could be an ounce of truth the the outrageous claims of this garment's powers. I thought I'd get him one as a little "joke gift" for X-Mas, assuming he would wear it ironically, and infrequently. Were it not a tragedy of epic proportions, I'd say it was funny how very wrong I was!

    From almost the very moment my sweet, lovable, but rather ordinary middle-aged husband donned this Tshirt, he began to change, and to more closely resemble a hot twenty five year old stud. At first, I was thrilled! Not only did he look and act younger and sexier, but his prowess and stamina were immediately increased by an order of magnitude. We had some passionate nights, one after the other, until I was so exhausted I could barely function at work. I actually got to the point of begging him to give me a break, even just one night off. Furthermore, I begged him to take of the darn shirt so I could wash it. The musky masculine pheromones it caused him to emit were arousing not only me, but every female in the neighborhood, including (and especially) the canine pets. He refused, unable to resist being irresistible. I tried hiding it,even destroying it, but he just ordered several more from Amazon, and secreted them throughout the house, like any other addict with a hidden stash. Ultimately, I could not compete with all of the insanely hot babes throwing themselves at him, even offering to pay him just to let them touch his pectorals bulging beneath the howling wolves... we are divorced now, and I am miserable. Oh, would that I had not doubted other reviewers!
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