38,968 of 39,478 people found the following review helpful
on November 11, 2008
Size Name: Boys 2-4Color Name: Dark Green
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
10,060 of 10,288 people found the following review helpful
on April 24, 2013
This shirt has changed my life! Before, I couldn't walk through the aisles at Wal-Mart, graze on the buffet at Sizzler, or even take in a round at my local miniature golf course, without people pointing and saying, "Hey, you're that Zulu guy from Star Wars, aren't you?" Even if I wore sunglasses, I'd still get mistaken for Yoko Ono.
But with The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee, the SHIRT now draws the eye. One young teen even shyly approached me, and instead of asking for a picture or an autograph, simply smiled conspiratorially and whispered, "Team Jacob, right? Me, too. He's sooooooo dreamy."
Yes he is, young lady. Yes. He. Is.
969 of 1,069 people found the following review helpful
on July 17, 2009
I admit it, I'm a ladies' man. And when you put this shirt on a ladies' man, it's like giving an AK-47 to a ninja. Sure it looks cool and probably would make for a good movie, but you know somebody is probably going to get hurt in the end (no pun intended). That's what almost happened to me, this is my story...
Yes... I remember it like it was yesterday...because it was yesterday. My mom had bought me this shirt because it matched the velvet painting hanging over my waterbed except my painting has wolves, the moon, AND an Indian man... on a horse. Deee-lux. At first, I thought nothing of the shirt other than finding agreeable the fine stitching of the seams and the effective use of negative space on the print. Then one Friday, I had a date with a gal that works at the swap meet. I landed the date by posing to her the question: "Hey baby, how about if we swap meat?" I made that up myself, that's how I operate. Her eyes rolled back trying to contain her excitement! To break her uncomfortable giddiness, I blurted out "How about I pick you up here at 8?". She replied "yeah, whatever"... SCORE!
7:30 rolls around and I find my lucky WWE shirt is covered with bondo from having worked on my Camaro the day before. Normally I would just flip it inside out and wear it, but the inverted silkscreen image of The Rock makes him look like Richard Pryor and a ladies man does not want Richard Pryor pressed against his chest when he's on a date. And so... I reprimanded my mom for not washing it (with a finger wag for added effect) and picked up my wolf-moon shirt and said to myself "Tommy (that's what I call myself, because it's my name)... Tommy, this will have to do." Boy did it do!
I grab the keys to my Camaro... ok... my mom's Camaro... and run out the door. Mom kicks open the screen door behind me and says "Where the hell is yous goin?" At this watershed moment in my life, I knew I had to think quick. I grabbed my little brother who was making mud pies in the front yard and said "Momma, I'm gonna take Timmy to Chuck E Cheese"... Off we go!
I stop by an abandoned parking lot where I sometimes shoot rats with my BB gun. I drag Timmy out of the car and he screams "I thought you were taking me to Chuck E Cheeezzz?" I pick up one of the dead rats I shot and said "This is Chuck E Cheese! Somebody must have burned it down and killed Chuck!" I threw the dead rat in his lap and as he sat motionless and sobbing uncontrollably, I jumped into the car, locked the door, and drove off. I could still see him crying in the rear-view as he cradled the rat, it was a nice warm feeling knowing he has learned to care for a fellow mammal like that.
When I arrive to pick up my date, I saw her duck behind the counter when she saw me. I couldn't believe how nervous she was! She couldn't even look me in the eye. That was the first sign of the power of this shirt, and I knew I had to be careful not to break her heart. I tried to calm her with casual conversation, but the more I spoke, the more flustered she would get - It was worse than I thought. Eventually she screamed out "You are so scary and weird!" "Scary and weird?" I thought to myself "Scary and weird????"... I looked down on my shirt, the black backdrop, the intriguing wolves, and realized that this shirt, like me, projected a Dark & Mysterious aura (or "scary and weird" as she put it). I was wise to what was going on here, this shirt plus my mojo was too much for her to handle. Before I could stop charming her with puckered lips, she spat in my face. Spat! We had exchanged bodily fluids only 5 minutes into our date! I didn't even know her name (that's how playas roll). In some countries that's illegal! I knew right then and there what I had to do...
I stood there, and all I could think about was that scene from Superman where he realizes that to be with Lois, he has to give up his super powers. Well my friend, I figuratively put that crystal in that thingamajig, and took off my wolf t-shirt freeing myself from these powers. The effects were immediate. As soon as the shirt was lifted from my svelte torso, her face went from red and flustered, to laughing and relaxed. We never spoke again though, I walked away knowing I saved a woman from certain heartbreak and the long string of bad relationships that comes with being damaged goods. It felt good, real good to have done the right thing. She smiled as I walked away, I think she was grateful too.
I am giving this product 5 stars because not everyone out there is a ladies' man. In the hands of lesser beings, it can help you find love. In the hands of a playa like me, it can only break hearts. That's why I say use with caution. I am passing the torch onto you, be careful out there folks.
229 of 251 people found the following review helpful
on August 21, 2010
I bought this in a kids size and put it on my third daughter. The next morning, she had turned into a boy.
Now I have the son I always wanted.
Thanks 3 Wolf Shirt!
231 of 254 people found the following review helpful
on February 2, 2012
Oh, how we laughed, my hubby and I, when first we came across the reviews for this shirt. We deemed them hilarious, and never dreamed there could be an ounce of truth the the outrageous claims of this garment's powers. I thought I'd get him one as a little "joke gift" for X-Mas, assuming he would wear it ironically, and infrequently. Were it not a tragedy of epic proportions, I'd say it was funny how very wrong I was!
From almost the very moment my sweet, lovable, but rather ordinary middle-aged husband donned this Tshirt, he began to change, and to more closely resemble a hot twenty five year old stud. At first, I was thrilled! Not only did he look and act younger and sexier, but his prowess and stamina were immediately increased by an order of magnitude. We had some passionate nights, one after the other, until I was so exhausted I could barely function at work. I actually got to the point of begging him to give me a break, even just one night off. Furthermore, I begged him to take of the darn shirt so I could wash it. The musky masculine pheromones it caused him to emit were arousing not only me, but every female in the neighborhood, including (and especially) the canine pets. He refused, unable to resist being irresistible. I tried hiding it,even destroying it, but he just ordered several more from Amazon, and secreted them throughout the house, like any other addict with a hidden stash. Ultimately, I could not compete with all of the insanely hot babes throwing themselves at him, even offering to pay him just to let them touch his pectorals bulging beneath the howling wolves... we are divorced now, and I am miserable. Oh, would that I had not doubted other reviewers!
72 of 76 people found the following review helpful
on January 30, 2012
Let me give you a brief information about myself. I am a decent looking female, in early 20's, average height and average weight.
I bought this t-shirt as a joke after finding the reviews absolutely hilarious. I received the shirt in mail and I re-constructed it and turned it into a halter top. The next day, I was invited to a party, so I wore the re-constructed shirt to make people laugh at the party.
To my surprise, people WEREN'T laughing. Guys started to come to me one by one and later I was surrounded by a huge crowd of men. They thought it was so awesome that I was wearing this shirt. Some people have read the reviews on Amazon and some have seen it on The Office. Some guy even complimented me saying "I like girls who have enough balls to wear this shirt in public. That's sexy". I had never gotten so much attention at parties in my life. By the end of the night, I was so tired of guys asking for my digits and had to rush out of the party with my close friends guarding my shirt so that nobody could see what I was wearing.
I seriously bought the shirt as a joke but now I am a firm believer in the power of The Three Wolves. I am truly shocked by my experience. The only complaint is that the shirt is way too powerful, which is why I gave it 4 stars. I think the company should design a new shirt for already decent looking people. It should only have maybe two wolves and half a moon.
158 of 173 people found the following review helpful
on April 24, 2013
It's terribly hard to find a serious review in here. What is your problem? Can't you recognize superb art, or are you just wolf-hating SOBs? I wore this as best man to my brother's wedding, and every eye in the trailer was on me.
40 of 41 people found the following review helpful
on August 23, 2010
Seeing that it was mostly men who were extolling the praises of this t-shirt,I wanted to do my bit for womankind and see if its benefits were transferable to those of us of the female persuasion.Alas,I was to regret this decision.
I knew something was up when Customs held onto my Amazon package and were reluctant to release it into my custody.Apparently,according to the guy at the desk,they put the package through the xray machine and it caused it to explode(even though said machine was not plugged in).Finally,after several doses of fumigation,and ignoring the advice of a local indigenous elder,they gave me the package and let me leave.
Upon arriving home I opened the package and donned the shirt immediately.At first things went well.I was pleasantly surprised to find I look good in black.I had an item of clothing I could wear from the boardroom to the ballroom and everywhere in between.Then the real magic started.My bust got bigger and my waist grew tinier.My hair grew long and wild with auburn highlights.A wind magically appeared whenever I stepped outside and I sported a permanently 'windblown' look.My cheeks became sunkissed & my lips grew large & sensual.I rocked 'the natural look' & no longer had to apply 'smoky eye' makeup.Tall Manly Men with loads of disposable cash approached me & said I had that smoking 'she-wolf' sensuality.I was praised for the earthy female wisdom that emanated out of my eyes.I was promoted at work for being,"a maneater whose not afraid to tackle the big boys."So far so good.
Then one weekend I decided to get out of the city and go for a drive in the country.This was a mistake.As I got further towards the bush,the air grew stale and euclyptys trees seemed to wither where they stood.Then without warning,wallabies & kangaroos threw themselves in front of the car.Kookaburras & lorikeets began dropping from the sky.A dingo dropped a baby,and whimpering loudly ran behind a tree.Rough faced men in broad-brim hats yelled obscenities & then began shooting at me.Dazed & confused,I hightailed it out of there and returned to the city as quickly as I could.I had the shirt on.How could such terrible things happen?
It was then I realised:this is a FERAL tshirt,not suitable to wear lest it upset the delicate eco-system of Australia.
We Aussies never learn.First it was the rabbits;then came the foxes and the cane toad.How many more of these loathsome foreign creatures will we unleash on our natural habitat before we learn that such a delicate balance is not to be tampered with?
I for one have reboxed my tshirt and encircled it in barbed wire. I intend to return it to Amazon to let it be worn in the wilds of North America where it belongs.As happy & attractive as it made me,the lure of she-wolf sexuality and windswept hair isn't worth the desecration of a whole nation.
I will however,being seeking out a "3 Dingo Moon" t-shirt if they ever become available.Then I can possess these awesome powers guilt free & not do damage to Australia's unique flora & fauna.Oh well.I hope that day is soon.
159 of 177 people found the following review helpful
on January 13, 2013
I got this shirt as a joke gift for Hanukkah. Several nights later I carelessly wore it to bed (I was out of clean pj tees). DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID! I woke up to find my circumcision had been inexplicably reversed and a flaming Viking skeleton warrior battle scene tattoo had been carved onto my chest, shoulders, stomach and back - everywhere that the shirt had been touching my skin. And to top it off, it was the 25th and Santa had visited and left me a crate of chewing tobacco, a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon and 4 lbs. of back bacon... under a Christmas tree. Try explaining that one to the Rabbi! The worst part of all this is now I have to get circumcised again.
41 of 42 people found the following review helpful
on July 2, 2012
How do I turn off the howling feature? Two of the three wolves howl at night. The other one (the pup in the middle) howls during the day for some reason. Not sure if this is a factory defect.
This shirt won't stop. Can't sleep. It's been days. Please help.