The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex [Hardcover]

Kristen Schaal (Author), Rich Blomquist (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: July 28, 2010

Welcome to a Sexy World of Sexy Sex.

Sex is the most powerful and important thing in the universe, and if you arent instantly good at it you probably never will be and everyone will laugh at you. This is something you should know before even attempting sex.

Fortunately, you hold in your hands the ultimate guide to getting your rocks off, rigorously field tested by the authors. Every sexual technique they have tried. Every erogenous zone they have erogenated. Every STD they have suffered fromsometimes for way too longjust to see what would happen.

But bewarethis sexy knowledge comes with a terrible price: After you have read this book, there is no going back.

Once absorbed, the wisdom contained in The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex cannot be unlearnt. You may easily spend the rest of your life orgasming your brains out, and neglecting your friendships, your career, and every other aspect of your life that doesnt involve constant genital stimulation. To call you a mindless sex zombie would be putting it gently. But you will be completely satisfied . . . as will your legions of sexual partners.

WELL, ARE YOU IN?

Editorial Reviews

Review

JON STEWART, THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART
Hilarious and now I finally know where sex books come from.

JOHN HODGMAN, AUTHOR OF THE AREAS OF MY EXPERTISE AND MORE
Of course, I was lucky enough to see Rich and Kristen's famous lovemaking seminar and demonstration LIVE at the TED Conference, and I can assure you, I am 40 percent sexier as a result. But for those of you who cannot afford their $4,000 fee (and the required tarps and opera glasses), this book offers you a rare, essential glimpse into the Schaal/Blomquist method of ADVANCED DOING-IT, and finally a chance at 40 percent sexiness.

About the Author

Kristen Schaal is an actress, writer, and comedienne. She played the role of Mel in the HBO series Flight of the Conchords. She also appears on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart as the Senior Women's Issues commentator.

Rich Blomquist is a staff writer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, for which he has won five Emmy Awards, and a contributor to Saturday Night Live. He and Kristen live together in New York.

Product Details

• Hardcover: 192 pages
• Publisher: Chronicle Books (July 28, 2010)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0811871266
• ISBN-13: 978-0811871266
• Product Dimensions: 9.3 x 7.8 x 0.8 inches
• Shipping Weight: 1.8 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (33 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #246,139 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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30 of 32 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny AND Sexy (but mostly funny) August 5, 2010

By EKalan

Format:Hardcover

"The Sexy Book Of Sexy Sex" is one of the funniest books on sex I've ever read, and believe me, I'm a pervert so I've read a LOT of them. Schaal and Blomquist have written a book where clams have their own kama sutra, goats dress up like policemen, sex leads to time travel, and the cast of "The Golden Girls" is the subject of erotic fan-fiction. It's hilarious. And incredibly filthy. A wonderful book to share a laugh over with your foul-mouthed granny, dom/sub, or that guy in the trenchcoat sitting on that park bench. It's really, really funny.

31 of 35 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and smart August 6, 2010

By Justin

Format:Hardcover

The book is simply hilarious. It's loaded with charts, graphs, and illustrations, and the captions for these are some of the funniest things in the book. I love it. The writing is witty and clever and, in case you were wondering, there is actual, useful sex advice in here - often in the form of mocking and ridiculing things that you might think are a good idea, but really aren't.

7 of 8 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Funniest book you can put on a coffee table August 25, 2010

By chairmanmeow

Format:Hardcover

Open to any page in the Sexy Book of Sexy Sex, and you're pretty much guaranteed to get a laugh. It's witty, graphic and weird, with an infectious openness about all things sexual. Creative with everything from pictures and charts to plays and a sexy "Where's Waldo?", and no shortage of hilarious prose. Very funny. Very much recommend.