About the Author
Matthew D. Jordan lives in Colorado with his wife, Mikayla, and their fat bulldog, Carl. The Wayward Irregular is an ongoing series of essays and storytelling read by the author, and then distributed in both text and audio formats. His work can be read in a handful of online resources, and has once been described as "You do what? Oh, stories. No I thought you- what, the internet? Oh okay, internet stories, got it. Anyway, I've got a number seven with no onions, and a small curly fries. Anything else?"