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The Well-Dressed Ape: A Natural History of Myself [Kindle Edition]

Hannah Holmes
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Book Description

• we have more hair follicles than a chimpanzee
• a male boxer in top condition can punch with the force of a thirteen-pound mallet swung at twenty miles an hour
• the best human endurance runners can outlast a horse
• one odor above all is sexually stimulating to the human male: cinnamon buns
• our home-building skills compare nicely with those of the bagworm
With dry wit and penetrating insight, science journalist Hannah Holmes casts the eye of a trained researcher and reporter on . . . herself. And on our whole species. She compares the biology and behavior of humans with that of other creatures, exploring how the human animal fits into the natural world. Holmes also reveals the ways in which Homo sapiens stands apart from other mammals (and all other animals) in ways that are alternately admirable and devastating. Deftly mixing personal stories with the latest scientific research, Hannah Holmes has fashioned an engaging field guide to that oddest and most fascinating of primates: ourselves.

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From Publishers Weekly

Starred Review. Holmes (Suburban Safari) has been uncomfortable with the notion that I was an animal apart, a sort of extraterrestrial on my own planet. Hence, she examines her animal self, hoping to clarify my identity in the natural world. As in her previous works, she uses the mundane to make larger points about life and the human condition. Beginning each chapter in a scientific mode, she then glides into more personal reflections (I'm most aware of my brain when I encounter its limitations) and then compares humans with other animals: My wad of wiring is so hot and bothered that it puts all the world's other brains to shame. Or does it? Holmes thus continually underscores that humans are not nearly as different as many would have us believe. For example, a surprising number of species communicate fairly well, and prairie dogs actually have a sizable vocabulary. Holmes's optimistic conclusion is that we are the only species capable of thinking about the effect of our actions and acting against narrow self-interest, even if we don't always do so. Holmes makes the scientific personal in prose that is juicy and humorous, if occasionally a bit too cute. (Jan. 20)
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“Who are we, animally speaking?” asks Holmes in this engaging look at Homo sapiens that uses the same cool objectivity scientists employ in viewing other species. In fact, she begins each chapter with the kind of fact sheet used by biologists to classify species, then adds delightful details based on scientific research and observations of her own body and her husband’s. Comparing the human body with other animals, she notes the pros and cons: the scarcity of body fur, the length and straightness of limbs, teeth and claws unsuitable for hunting or defense, merely adequate eyesight, but an amazing brain and social abilities that greatly compensate for physical shortcomings. Deeply informed but whimsical, Holmes examines how—and maybe why—we have evolved the way we have and the myriad differences between the sexes of our species and others. She also examines the impact of culture on our species, from painting ourselves and altering our fur (or hair) to how our diet contributes to greater height from one generation to the next. Holmes brings fresh eyes to her look at our old species. --Vanessa Bush

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  • Publisher: Random House (January 20, 2009)
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20 of 20 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Line up the awards January 23, 2009
Hannah Holmes is a writer with so much wit and zip that you forget you're reading about biology. TWDA is basically a field guide to the human animal. We are amazing, highly domesticated animals, of course, with huge brains and the unique ability to both regret the past and project the future--but so much ELSE of what we are results from a ferocious life wish, i.e., biological survival. This book is packed with astonishing revelations about why and how we mate, how we perceive the world around us(many male/female differences there), the meaning of our long life spans, the implications of physical quirks such as extra-long index fingers, and countless other facts the author has gleaned from observation, study, and voluminous reading. There's a jewel on every page, and the author herself is a jewel, too, like the brainiest, funniest, friendliest teacher you had back in high school.
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A field guide to the human animal February 17, 2009
Surrounded by our electrified homes and cities, our space programs and wars, music and art, it's pretty easy to forget we are animals, no more unique than any other on the planet.

Science writer Holmes ("Suburban Safari," "The Secret Life of Dust") sets out to remedy this, structuring her entertaining and edifying book around a field-guide fact sheet for the human animal: physical description, perception, range, diet, reproduction, predators, etc.

She opens each chapter with a close examination of the species sample -- herself. Measuring herself and her genetic legacy against the range for her species, she segues into gender and cultural differences and then embarks on comparisons with other creatures.

She looks at the advantages our various physical peculiarities confer, and the price we pay. Running, for instance. We may not be the fastest animal, but few creatures can match our stamina. Researchers have come up with 26 anatomical features that make us "the running ape," including a neck untethered from the shoulders and muscles that prevent the head from bouncing, as well as our "zillions" of sweat glands and springy tendons. We pay for this exceptional ability with back pain and wonky knees.

While the biological examination gives us much to admire, the social aspects of the human animal are particularly entertaining, from altruism (usually for selfish motives) to aggression to the benefits of cheating on a mate.

Studies of birds, prairie dogs and fruit flies have shown the fruit of promiscuity to be more robust.
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The Human Being Fact Sheet(s) March 15, 2009
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Hi, this is Joanne, a bioengineering instructor at the University of Illinois. I read science books and review them. See more at my youtube site [...]

Hannah Holmes, the great science writer, tells us all about the human as a species. Fun, fact-filled and fascinating! Don't forget to count how many times I say "um". It was this video or the one with bad lighting, what a choice....
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Superb and fascinating - as good as Attenborough March 31, 2010
If you would like to know more about the human animal, its structure and function, capabilities, limitations, and peculiarities - this is the book for you! (Unless you are a professional zoologist, anthropologist, or other similar expert). It was only after I had read this book and looked up Hannah Holmes' blog that I realised she was also the author of "The Secret Life of Dust" - another superb non-fiction book that I had read, thoroughly enjoyed, and still remembered after many years.

"The Well-Dressed Ape" doesn't pretend to be a scientific textbook, although it is extremely well researched and documented (the "Selected References" section at the end runs to 15 pages, and could have been a lot longer if it weren't so select). Hannah Holmes is a freelance writer, who doesn't have a science degree but (much better) has actually "been there and done that". She has spent periods in the Gobi Desert, the jungles of Madagascar, the Montserrat Volcano Observatory, and has piloted the Alvin submarine around "black smokers" a mile and a half under the ocean. Most important of all, she has a lively curiosity and a properly rigorous scientific attitude to research. Consequently, she can present scientific facts in a way that makes them appealingly understandable and fascinating to everyone. Rather like David Attenborough's wildlife videos, in fact.

In "The Well-Dressed Ape" (an obvious joking reference to Desmond Morris' famous book "The Naked Ape") Ms Holmes sets out to provide an introduction to the natural history of Homo Sapiens, just as we were any other kind of animal.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars We humans are indeed strange mammals.... February 12, 2009
"The Well-Dressed Ape" is a delight. I was privileged to interview Hannah Holmes on my feature, "Apes Update," this morning on my music and interview radio show on WPKN, 89.5FM. She is witty, literate, and a font of minutiae about humans and animals. The book will make you stop and ponder all the fine points of your being, and look a little deeper into your oddities and preferences. I was also pleased to see a story on Hannah on the front page of today's "Homes" section in the NY Times.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Fantastic! Witty, wise, insightful, funny and fun.
Published 20 days ago by ged2phd
5.0 out of 5 stars Educational
Great with quite varied information.
Published 3 months ago by Karl Krumins
4.0 out of 5 stars Highly enjoyable journey into our animal-ness.
Hannah Holmes has done an interesting thing here: she has taken the seemingly simple concept of using the language of an anthropologist to describe herself as an animal and done it... Read more
Published on October 22, 2012 by the not-so-reverend bob
4.0 out of 5 stars The well dressed ape
I bought this as a gift and the person i bought it for felt that it was well worth reading and very informative to themselves and helped them understand themselves better.
Published on October 23, 2011 by karen dueling
5.0 out of 5 stars The Well Dressed Ape
Witty, insightful page turner. Hannah Holmes writing style is interesting and fun. I can't wait to read her other books
Published on December 7, 2010 by susan
4.0 out of 5 stars Very Enlightening
Just a quick comment. I listened to the unabridged version and really enjoyed it. I've been a science fan for as long
as I can remember. Read more
Published on March 19, 2010 by Konrad Kern
1.0 out of 5 stars Not that interesting
Sorry, that I have to write something negative, but I believe it will help out others. I have purchased the book after reading all the great reviews. What a disappointment! Read more
Published on January 24, 2010 by vb
4.0 out of 5 stars good intro
Forgive my short review, but some of the other noters did a great job describing what's in the book. So, let me cut straight to what I liked and didn't like ... Read more
Published on September 4, 2009 by C. P. Anderson
4.0 out of 5 stars Meet The Two-Legged Rabbit
Hannah Holmes noticed she'd never seen a proper biological fact-sheet for her own species. What could be "more fun" than to fill the gap.

Some fun! Read more
Published on July 9, 2009 by Stephen Saunders
5.0 out of 5 stars Very Entertaining and Informative
This author reminds me a lot of Mary Roach (Bonk, Stiff) since she combines science with an entertaining but informative writing style. Read more
Published on May 11, 2009 by Diet Coke Fiend
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More About the Author
Hannah Holmes is a cheeky science writer whose expertise lies in the conversion of molehills to mountains. Bending her curiosity on the overlooked and the unassuming, she discovers the enormous miracles that nature and science have wrought in every living thing - and in unliving things, as well. She has written extensively for the Discovery Channel Online and dozens of national magazines; and has authored four books: The Secret Life of Dust; Suburban Safari; The Well Dressed Ape; and most recently Quirk, a gleeful examination of the evolution of personality in mouse and humankind.


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