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          This an not just an entertaining collection of stories about a fabulously rich culture. Valentine is MEMORIALIZING her people, and her town. This becomes more than just a novel, but also a fascinating and educational look at a region and culture relatively unsung in American literature. THE WHISKEY BOTTLE IN THE WALL, VOL. I: SECRETS OF MARIENSTADT, promises that the entire collection will be more than just a slice of small-town America. It will be a tribute to a people and a place, the Pennsylvania Dutch, and their contributions to American history. With compassion and satire, and beautifully detailed writing, Valentine has delicately chiseled out of these seemingly ordinary lives, the unique, profound, and quixotic traits that make each character memorable, even epic. We are offered history as well as comedy and tragedy.
          With compassion and satire, and beautifully detailed writing, Valentine has delicately chiseled out of these seemingly ordinary lives, the unique, profound, and quixotic traits that make each character memorable, even epic. We are offered history as well as comedy and tragedy. So, please read these stories slowly, then read them again, because while we are reading about life, love, and birth and death, we are also learning the rich culture and traditions of one of the most fascinating communities in our United States.  I predict the entire collection of THE WHISKEY BOTTLE IN THE WALL... will become a classic. I can't wait for Volume II! Thank you, Kathleen Valentine. -  Kiana Davenport, author of Shark Dialogues and The Spy Lover

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From "Peeper Baumgratz and the Sister's Snowplow":
Henry Werner knew that being the Chief of Police in Marienstadt, Pennsylvania, was an easy job but any day that started out with a visit from Sister Adelaide, the Prioress of St. Joseph's Convent, and which was followed by a call from the State Police, was off to an unpromising start. Despite the fact that he was close to forty and had been a policeman ever since he left the Marines, one withering stare from Sister Adelaide could reduce him to a single throbbing nerve. The worst part was, she knew it.

"Henry," she said, looking at him over the top of the half-moon glasses perched on her long, patrician nose, "is it really necessary to ticket the convent's automobiles at every single opportunity? I understand that the sisters need to be more mindful of making sure there is adequate money in the parking meters but, honestly, the time had barely run out when Patrolman Ginther wrote this out." She waved the bright orange ticket in front of him.

"Give it to me, Sister," he said. "I'll take care of it." He knew that by 'taking care of it' he meant that he would pay for it himself but he preferred that she not know that.


From "The Whiskey Bottle in the Wall":

Titus had grown up hearing stories about Grampa Jubal. Grampa Jubal, the man of iron who worked on the railroad laying track with John Henry-like strength and speed. Grampa Jubal, who worked in the logging camps and, with axe or crosscut saw, could fell a tree faster and more accurately than Paul Bunyan himself. Grampa Jubal, who could climb a three-story ladder carrying a bale of shingles on his back, even at the age of sixty. Grampa Jubal, sire to nine children, thirty-six grandchildren, and the founder of one of the most successful construction companies in north central Pennsylvania.

Grampa Jubal, Titus thought, the lying, no good, deadbeat husband and father who abandoned his first family, leaving them to waste away from hunger and disease while he went off to see what adventures he could find. Titus hated Grandpa Jubal for a lot of reasons, the biggest one being that, though he had died before Titus was even born, he refused to stay dead.



From "The Great Dumpling War and Dance Competition":
"Well, as you may know this is the one hundredth anniversary of the re-building of St. Walburga's Church after the first one burnt down and I have a little project in mind that I thought you might consider participating in," Father Nick said.

Mulligan pushed his cap back and smiled. "Sure, Padre, anything I can do."

Father Nick groaned inwardly but reminded himself that nicknames were a sign of affection and blundered on. "What I would like to do is put together a book of recipes from all the fine cooks here in Marienstadt. Well," he hesitated, "that was my original plan but..."

Mulligan flashed a wicked grin. "...but the fine ladies of Marienstadt aren't about to part with their precious recipes."


Father Nick stared at him. "How did you know?"

"Hey, I've lived here most of my life. I know these gals." He took a huge swallow of beer. "Nothin ever changes. Let me tell you something, when I started my business here my own mother was scared silly I'd give away some of her recipes by using them for my stuff. I told her to keep her damn recipes. I invented my own."

"Your mother is Kuni Wolfe?"

"Yeah, sweet old Kunigunda, mother of a beer salesman, a nun, and a pig farmer. She's so thrilled." He chuckled, drained his beer and turned sideways in his chair to pour himself another.

Product Details

  • File Size: 1742 KB
  • Print Length: 156 pages
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  • Publisher: Parlez-Moi Press (November 23, 2013)
  • Publication Date: November 23, 2013
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008M7VWZA
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Kathleen Valentine is the award-winning author of four novels, many novellas & short stories, books of knitting patterns, & a cookbook/memoir about growing up Pennsylvania Dutch. She has been listed as an Amazon Top Selling Author in Horror and in Mystery/Suspense. As a writer her primary interest is delving into the psychology of her characters. Her stories are sometimes mysterious, sometimes funny, usually romantic, and frequently frightening. Her characters range from lost children and grumpy old folks, to mysterious men and women who are not to be trifled with.

She lives in Gloucester, Massachusetts, America's oldest seaport.

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I think the passion that Kathleen puts into her books and characters stems from the wonderful upbringing in this area of central Pennsylvania. I share that same beginning. The first book I read by this author was "The Reluctant Belsnickel of Opelt's Wood". While growing up in a German family, we were all aware of the tradition of Belsnickel and some even carry this to their extended family. Now we can be sure that others will know about this through some great writing! As I read through the pages, this entire book made me smile! Thank you and I am now a follower of Kathleen Valentine's new book "The Whiskey Bottle in the Wall: Volume 1 (Secrets of Marienstadt)". Keep them coming and thank you for the memories.
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An enjoyable read due to exceptionally descriptive writing and very interesting characters set in a rural village. Each character includes their backstory so you come to know them well. How and why they interact is an enjoyable visit through sad, glad, romance, or the other events that happen in life.
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I acquired my Kindle approximately one year ago to carry some reading material on flights to California to visit my youngest daughter. I have in the intervening time downloaded approximately 1000 novels, novellas, short stories and a few games (stay away from "Thread Word"). I am a catholic reader, I read just about all imaginable categories. I am also cheap/frugal and a searcher for bargains, usually free. There are a great many books on many subjects which I somehow managed to miss during my 60 plus years of reading.

"The Whiskey Bottle in the Wall: Volume 1 (Secrets of Marienstadt)" was brought to my attention on my Daily
Kindle. I first noted the title, then the five star reviews (only eleven), and then the book description, since it was free and I had nothing to lose, I bought it.

I read the first two stories and decided to write this review. I have given Ms. Kathleen Valentine's collection of stories five stars, I would have given her more but I couldn't.

I have read the first two stories and since Ms. Valentine had indicated that her Volume 2 was to come out in September, I decided to pause in my reading to see if it had. It has. I will pay for this one as soon as I finish this.

I find myself very comfortable in her stories, she brings me into her settings smoothly, introducing me to her characters who I find fully formed and fleshed out very nicely. The settings and the surroundings are familiar and comfortable to me. The characters are interesting and the stories are new and fresh.

The editing, spelling, formatting are all very nice.
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It's no wonder that "The Whiskey Bottle in the Wall" was named Best Short Story in the 2013 eFestival of Words. It's just one of three unforgettable tales by Kathleen Valentine that make up THE WHISKEY BOTTLE IN THE WALL: Vol. 1 - SECRETS OF MARIENSTADT, and it's the first book of her three-volume novel in eleven consecutive stories.

In the introduction to this book, Valentine reveals that she grew up in St. Mary's, Pennsylvania, "surrounded by storytellers." She obviously inherited that talent. Although the town in her stories is fictional, Valentine's knowledge of the rural setting and its culture, as well as her love of the region, are obvious in every word she has written. Told with wit and warmth, author Kathleen Valentine shares the secrets of Marienstadt's residents. Though they have their quirks, Valentine's characters are believable. My favorite is the town's hero and stabilizing force, Chief of Police Henry Werner, though I also enjoyed getting to know Sister Ursula, the snowplow operator, and Mulligan Wolfe, the owner of Stooges Pigs & Kraut and an accomplished dancer. Valentine knows each one well.

If the name of the title story doesn't grab you, then the others from Volume 1 surely will: "Peeper Baumgratz and the Sister's Snowplow" and "The Great Dumpling War and Dance Competition." Who could read those titles and not want to know what the stories are about? All three volumes in the series are also available in one omnibus edition.

It's been a while since I read a collection of short stories, and Kathleen Valentine has made me wonder why I've waited so long!
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I won this book as part of the Goodreads First Reads a few months ago. It took me a while to read it, what with the holidays and just being busy, but I'm glad to say I read this book.

This book is a collection of 11 short stories, about different people in a small town called Marienstadt. Each story focuses on 1 or 2 characters from the town, and slowly, throughout this book, their secrets are revealed. Some of these secrets are dark, yet others aren't.

The writing style of the book was sometimes a little hard for me to get through, but overall I enjoyed reading this book. Each story had a different style to them, and each one had a different topic discussed. My top 3 favorite stories are: The Confession of Genny Franck, The Reluctant Belsnickel of Opelt's Wood, and A Long Day's Journey Into Light. Each story was still very well written, and the more you read, the more the secrets of the town and the townspeople come to light. You learn a little bit of each character with each story, and some stories overlap the newer story.

There's also a cast of characters at the end of the book which is very helpful. With the different stories, and many of them going back in time, and a lot of legends and history are involved, the cast of characters comes in handy.

Overall, this is a good read! Despite how long it took me to read, I really enjoyed this book! I'm going to recommend it to all my reading friends, as well! I'm also wanting to read more by Kathleen Valentine!
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