The WineRack

by The WineRack

• Comfortable sports bra with polyurathane bladder holds 25 ounces of your favorite beverage
• Small-sized bra fits 32A through 34B
• Removable polyurethane bladder custom-shaped to fit bra
• Long drinking tube with easy-to-use on/off valve to control the flow
• Bra is machine washable; hand wash bladder

Product Details

• Product Dimensions: 12 x 8 x 2.5 inches
• Shipping Weight: 1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
• Shipping: This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
• ASIN: B001FYXY7G
• Item model number: 200-007
• Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (48 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #6,091 in Kitchen & Dining (See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining)

Product Description

Size: Small

The Winerack every girls best friend. Turn an A cup in to double Ds and sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends. Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too. Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks. We developed The Winerack to Fill Out our product line if you will. The picture shown here is of our good friend Drea, who is not, no offense Drea, Well Endowed. Sporting the Winerack and Voila’ Drea’s giving Pamela Anderson a run for the money. Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash. With simple blow into the tube it's easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

329 of 350 people found the following review helpful

4.0 out of 5 stars Have a drink on me! January 26, 2012

By chatchi

Size Name:Medium

My boss has this thing about his employees drinking at work. And when I say "this thing" I mean he doesn't let us do it.

Once my office installed metal detectors at every entrance to the building, my days of sneaking in a flask were over. Fortunately, I was able to satiate my day-drunk cravings by soaking gummy bears in vodka overnight and eating them at work the next day. While disguising my intoxication was never an issue, my rapid 30-pound weight gain and obvious constipation issues quickly triggered a number of alarms with upper management.

I needed a new way to get hammered at work, and I needed it now.

After having a water cooler discussion with a well-endowed girl in the office, my mind drifted from the conversation to her chest -- was there a way to sneak booze into a bra?

Wouldn't you know it -- there is!

The Wine Rack is a comfortable sports bra with a removable polyurethane bladder that can hold up to 25-ounces (750ml) of your favorite cocktail (in my case, Jägermeister). The long drinking tube tucks nicely into the bra when not in use and easily reaches my mouth when I need a drink. Whether you need a big gulp, or just a sip, the on/off valve lets you control the flow of your beverage with relative ease.

Just be sure not to drink too quickly, otherwise your rapidly-decreasing bust size will invite its fair share of questions.

While the bra is machine-washable, the bladder must be hand-washed, but that hardly deters me from using it every day. The Wine Rack comfortably fits anyone who wears a 34C-38C bra, but be forewarned that it's a little loose on average-sized guys like myself.

The visible bra straps through my dress shirts occasionally raise a few eyebrows, but so far I've been able to easily dismiss them as part of my therapeutic back brace. And don't be too concerned about the sloshing noise you make as you walk down the hall -- it's minimum, at best.

Cheers!

55 of 61 people found the following review helpful

3.0 out of 5 stars Works but... June 9, 2010

By J. Ng

Size Name:Small|Amazon Verified Purchase

This works exactly like it says, but with a few issues.

First, it's difficult to close the mouth piece completely shut so it's fairly easy for the thing to leak all over the floor, on your shoes, etc. Then the next thing you know, you have nothing left in your rack. Secondly, when full, the outer edges of your boobs will look a little deformed. The worst part however is that the black bra actually stained my skin as well as my clothes. I had to throw away the shirt I had been wearing due to the fact that it had formed a light blueish tint all around the bra area. This might be easily remedied by washing it first.

However, it did make my boobs look huge, which was awesome!!!

24 of 27 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars It works...but is it reeeeally worth it? August 25, 2010

By Sarah Jane

Size Name:Small|Amazon Verified Purchase

OK, so I bought the wine rack mostly because it's such a funny idea. I wore it to work one night, and it really did function as advertised: no leaks, the sippy hose thing didn't dribble, it held two "bitch beers" comfortably, and no one was the wiser. I was working at a Lionel Richie concert, and the thing helped me get thru the misery of all those weak, overplayed songs.

I ask "is it really worth it" because it's kind of a pain in the ass to fill it and wear it around all night -- I got pretty sweaty from it. I guess if you filled it with something stronger, like wine or a really strong cocktail, it'd be more worth the hassle. Cutting off the sippy hose to fit was kind of a pain in the ass, too, but I did it in my car with nothing more than a pocket knife... so I guess it can't be THAT difficult!

All in all, the product works as advertised and makes for a very funny conversation piece... but I probably won't ever wear it to a concert or sporting event. Less hassle to just pony up cash for drinks at the bar!