The WineRack 200-008 The Wine Rack, Medium
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- Comfortable sports bra with polyurathane bladder holds 25 ounces of your favorite beverage
- Medium-sized bra fits 34C through 38C
- Removable polyurethane bladder custom-shaped to fit bra
- Long drinking tube with easy-to-use on/off valve to control the flow
- Bra is machine washable; hand wash bladder
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Once my office installed metal detectors at every entrance to the building, my days of sneaking in a flask were over. Fortunately, I was able to satiate my day-drunk cravings by soaking gummy bears in vodka overnight and eating them at work the next day. While disguising my intoxication was never an issue, my rapid 30-pound weight gain and obvious constipation issues quickly triggered a number of alarms with upper management.
I needed a new way to get hammered at work, and I needed it now.
After having a water cooler discussion with a well-endowed girl in the office, my mind drifted from the conversation to her chest -- was there a way to sneak booze into a bra?
Wouldn't you know it -- there is!
The Wine Rack is a comfortable sports bra with a removable polyurethane bladder that can hold up to 25-ounces (750ml) of your favorite cocktail (in my case, Jägermeister). The long drinking tube tucks nicely into the bra when not in use and easily reaches my mouth when I need a drink. Whether you need a big gulp, or just a sip, the on/off valve lets you control the flow of your beverage with relative ease.
Just be sure not to drink too quickly, otherwise your rapidly-decreasing bust size will invite its fair share of questions.
While the bra is machine-washable, the bladder must be hand-washed, but that hardly deters me from using it every day. The Wine Rack comfortably fits anyone who wears a 34C-38C bra, but be forewarned that it's a little loose on average-sized guys like myself.
The visible bra straps through my dress shirts occasionally raise a few eyebrows, but so far I've been able to easily dismiss them as part of my therapeutic back brace. And don't be too concerned about the sloshing noise you make as you walk down the hall -- it's minimum, at best.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
This was given to my wifes friend because I thought what a perfect gift for her wino friend!Published 7 days ago by Ron Paine
As a man, you might think I wouldn't have much use for this product. However, I happen to be a fat man, so it works out very well. I can now drink pretty much anywhere. Read morePublished 17 days ago by I. Guch
Great white elephant gift. Bigger boobs and wine? Who can say no to that?Published 1 month ago by Jennifer
the bra was a litle small. it was very hard to clean. after a couple uses, it molded. DO NOT put fizzy liquids in! when you move, its like shaking a soda bottle.Published 1 month ago by Chibethbikes
This was bought as a gag gift but it ended up being quite practical! It is still quite funny but if you're trying to carry around a full bottle of wine in your bra, this is the... Read morePublished 1 month ago by Rtonis