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The Woman Who Died a Lot: Thursday Next Book 7 [Kindle Edition]

Jasper Fforde
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Book Description

The seventh book in the Thursday Next series by Number One bestselling author Jasper Fforde.

The BookWorld's leading enforcement officer Thursday Next is four months into an enforced semi-retirement following an assassination attempt. She returns home to Swindon for what you'd expect to be a time of recuperation. If only life were that simple. Thursday is faced with an array of family problems - son Friday's lack of focus since his career in the Chronoguard was relegated to a might-have-been, daughter Tuesday's difficulty perfecting the Anti-Smote shield needed to thwart an angry Deity's promise to wipe Swindon off the face of the earth, and Jenny, who doesn't exist. And that's not all. With Goliath attempting to replace Thursday at every opportunity with synthetic Thursdays, the prediction that Friday's Destiny-Aware colleagues will die in mysterious circumstances, and a looming meteorite that could destroy all human life on earth, Thursday's retirement is going to be anything but easy . . .

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  • Editorial Reviews


    Praise for The Woman Who Died A Lot
    “Fforde continues to show that his forte is absurdist humor in his seventh crime thriller starring Thursday Next, a member of the Literary Detectives division of Special Operations in an alternate-universe Britain.  [An] endearingly-bizarre fantasy world limited only by Fforde’s impressive imagination.” –Publishers Weekly
    “As always, Fforde makes this wacky world perfectly plausible, elucidating Ffordian physics with just the right ratio of pseudoscientific jargon to punch lines. It’s a dazzling, heady brew of high concept and low humor, absurd antics with a tea-and-toast sensibility that will appeal to fans of Douglas Adams and P. G. Wodehouse alike. Fforde is ffantastic!”
    Booklist (starred review)
    “Strap in and hang on tight.... Another winner for fans and lovers of sf, time travel, puns, allusions, and all sorts of literary hijinks.”
    Library Journal (Starred review)
    “Jasper Fforde fans, rejoice! The Woman Who Died a Lot, the seventh installment in his Thursday Next series, delivers all the imagination, complexity and laughs we've come to expect from Fforde and his book-hopping, butt-kicking heroine.The Woman Who Died a Lot brings together the charming lunacy and intricate plotting that have enthralled Fforde's readers over the years.” –Shelf Awareness
    “In Misery, Stephen King compares the euphoric feeling writers experience in creative bursts to ‘falling into a hole filled with bright light.’ Avid readers also know that feeling: A good story temporarily erases the world. British novelist Jasper Fforde has expanded on King’s simile in a wonderful seven-book series of novels featuring Thursday Next. Enormously knowledgeable about literary history, Fforde scatters nuggets for nerdy readers like me. By the end, all of Fforde’s myriad particles of plot, accelerated by his immense skill and narrative sense, collide, producing pyrotechnics and a passel of new particles to propel his next tale. I love the Thursday Next books, and when a new one appears, I don’t fall but leap into this bibliophile’s Wonderland.” –The Cleveland Plain Dealer
    “This is the proverbial madcap lighthearted romp, full of hijinks, parody, and puns. Jasper Fforde does it well. It’s safe to say that if you enjoy that particularly British, Douglas Adams-style absurd delivery of wry observations, you’ll get a kick out of this one.” New York Journal of Books
    “The Welsh writer Jasper Fforde's wildly inventive books defy easy description — more accurately, they mercilessly mock the concept of easy description. Are they mysteries? Outrageous parodies of literary classics? Science fiction? Absurdist humor? Gleeful mashups of all the above?” [The Woman Who Died A Lot is] still big, big fun, with enough in-jokes to keep anyone snickering for a long time — especially English Lit geeks.” The Seattle Times
    “Quirky and surprising and funny. Thursday fans will welcome her return.”
    The Free Lance–Star 

    Praise for One of Our Thursdays is Missing
    One of Our Thursdays is Missing, like other Fforde novels, is jam packed with spot-on parody, puns and wry observations about words and genres that will delight literary-minded fans of the series.” - Los Angeles Times
    “There is no denying Fforde’s supersized imagination, linguistic agility and love of books, Books, BOOKS.” - Chicago Sun-Times
    “Fforde’s diabolical meshing of insight and humor makes a ‘mimefield’ both frightening and funny, while the reader must traverse a volume that’s minefield of unexpected turns and amusing twists.” - Publishers Weekly
    One of Our Thursdays is Missing is filled with passages [in] which geeky humor jostles with genuine insight about the current state of fiction.… [T]ake a joy ride with the passionate reader who wrote this novel.” - Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel
    “[With a] furiously agile imagination…Fforde has shaken up genres—fantasy, comedy, crime, sci-fi, parody, literary criticism—and come up with a superb mishmash with lots of affectionate in-jokes for any book lover.” - Miami Herald
    “Fforde is a breath of fresh air.” -Kirkus
    “Fforde’s books are more than just an ingenious idea. They are written with buoyant zest and are tautly plotted. They have empathetic heroes and heroines who nearly make terrible mistakes and suitably dastardly villains who do. They also have more twists and turns than Christie, and are embellished with the rich details of Dickens or Pratchett.” -Independent
    “A riot of puns, in-jokes and literary allusions that Fforde carries off with aplomb.” - Daily Mail
    “Fans of the late Douglas Adams, or, even, Monty Python, will feel at home with Fforde.” Herald

    About the Author

    Jasper Fforde traded a varied career in the film industry for staring vacantly out of the window and arranging words on a page. He lives and writes in Wales. The Eyre Affair was his first novel in the bestselling series of Thursday Next novels, which includes Lost in a Good BookThe Well of Lost PlotsSomething RottenFirst Among SequelsOne of Our Thursdays is Missing, and The Woman Who Died A Lot. The series has more than one million copies (and counting) in print. He is also the author of The Big Over Easy and The Fourth Bear of the Nursery Crime series, and Shades of Grey. Visit

    Product Details

    • File Size: 1386 KB
    • Print Length: 401 pages
    • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0340963115
    • Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton (July 12, 2012)
    • Language: English
    • ASIN: B008B8KYBI
    • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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    • Lending: Not Enabled
    • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #312,514 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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    63 of 67 people found the following review helpful
    3.0 out of 5 stars When worldbuilding crushes plot October 9, 2012
    Books tell stories. That's what they do. Good books tell good stories. Great books not only tell great stories, but they transport readers to someplace out of the reader's experience and immerse them in a different world.

    No one in modern fiction has built a more intriguing, fully realized, and humorous world than the alternate Earth of Jasper Fforde found in his Thursday Next series. What's amazing about his accomplishment is that he has technically built more than one world in the series; his Bookworld adds yet another layer to Thursday's quirky reality. Now, in his latest release, _The Woman Who Died a Lot_, Fforde has added the world of Dark Reading Matter, which the end notes of this book state will be the focus of the next Next novel.

    Yet in reading _The Woman Who Died a Lot_ a major issue with the direction of the Next series becomes clear. As good as Fforde's worldbuilding is, it is overwhelming his narrative. At some point, all the goofy "Nextian physics" and time travel and alt history and parallel realities and parallel subrealities and alt religion start to crowd out something critical to good books: a decent story.

    What made the Thursday Next series so much fun was not just the odd world author Fforde thrust his heroine into, but the fact he built that world around good plots. But as the last few books have proven, wrapping a paper-thin plotline around a world doesn't work as well. And sadly, _The Woman Who Died a Lot_ doesn't have much of a story.

    Most fans of the series may not miss the fact that it takes a third of the book before a plot begins to emerge. They will love all the goofiness, puns, knowing references, and so on that are the hallmark of this series. That's all well and good, but without a solid story, who cares?
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    9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars The real Thursday Next is back October 13, 2012
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    It's 2004 in the alternate Britain of the now semiretired literary detective Thursday Next, and she's getting older--54--but as her husband Landon tells her, when weird comes knocking gray hairs count more than the lost physical prowess she's mourning. Weird, ironic, and mind-bendingly wonderful is of course exactly what you get in a Thursday Next novel. I've loved just about all of Jasper Fforde's books, but the Thursday Next series is my favorite by far and even in that group this new one is stellar.

    The last book featured the fictional version of Thursday from Book World, but here we are back with the original Thursday. When the book opens, Thursday is still struggling with the mind worm planted by one of her enemies which makes her believe she has a daughter who doesn't exist. Tuesday and Friday, her actual daughter and son, are moving towards adulthood. Tuesday alternates between high school high jinx and cutting edge invention--she's trying to create a giant shield capable of warding off pillars of fire the newly invigorated and angry universal deity is bent on smiting Earth with. Friday is at loose ends. He had been destined to become the most renowned leader of the ChronoGuard, a sort of time traveling police force, and he'd even met his time traveling older self in earlier books, but when it was discovered that time travel hadn't actually been invented in the future the ChronoGuard was disbanded.

    Thursday herself is in a career slump, or thinks she is. She is hoping to be put in charge of the re-formed SpecOps Literary Detective Division, but that job is given to a younger woman and Thursday is forced to accept a head librarian job.
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    27 of 34 people found the following review helpful
    5.0 out of 5 stars Fforde in ffine fform! (no spoilers!) August 21, 2012
    Most of those reading these reviews will already be familiar with Jasper Fforde and the Thursday Next series. If you are not one of them, Stop, Do Not Pass GO, and start with the first Thursday Next novel, "The Eyre Affair". You might not give it 5 stars, but know that the series gets better with each novel, at least for the first four, where it hits a high point for me with "Something Rotten".

    So, if you know Fforde and the Next series, why are you here? Certainly, not to get the plot spoiled. I won't spoil it. Perhaps, it's because, like me, you found the previous novel "One Of Our Thursdays Is Missing" to be a bit of a let down. I also didn't enjoy "Shades of Grey" much (because I couldn't develop sympathy for any of the characters). But, I enjoyed the other Next novels so much that I spent almost as much on postage as the book itself to have it shipped from the UK.

    So, the question is, "Has Fford lost it?" I'm delighted to report that, if he did, he's found it again!

    Maybe if OOOTIM wasn't such a letdown I'd likely have given TWWDAL four stars ("Something Rotten" is still my favorite), but having Fforde back in fine form is by itself worth the five stars.

    It is tempting to talk about a subplot or some other detail, but you're already a fan. All you want to know is whether the book might be a disappointment. It isn't!

    Here's something of no consequence other than to show that TWWDAL is classic Fforde. Describing a temporal gradient...

    "...I [Thursday] walked back up the gradient. I turned back to Friday and asked if he was okay.

    "He said he was but I could see that his mouth wasn't moving when he spoke. I was talking to him as he was now, but [i]seeing[/i] him as he would be in about thirty seconds. Conversely, he was hearing what I said now, but seeing me as I had been half a minute ago."

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    4.0 out of 5 stars Good, but not great
    It had been a while since I'd read a Thursday Next book, and I'd forgotten how much fun they can be. This is the kind of series where I just let go and enjoy the ride. Read more
    Published 9 days ago by Book Lover_1015
    4.0 out of 5 stars Still a good book, but not as well written as the rest of the series
    This book in the Thursday Next series seemed a little disjointed. It didn't pick up from the rest of the series as organically as, well, the other books did, and while usually... Read more
    Published 1 month ago by Tan Yi Jun
    3.0 out of 5 stars No Time Travel No Book World Not Much Fun
    Not as imaginative as the parts of the series where Thursday Next spends time in the book word. It wasn't bad, it just wasn't as funny or as original as some of the other books. Read more
    Published 2 months ago by ljpwrites
    5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
    A good and funny read.
    Published 4 months ago by Mike
    5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
    Anther great Thursday Next novel - she is getting older in this one and story lines are winding down
    Published 5 months ago by L. .G. avid reader
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great
    Published 5 months ago by King's Kid
    4.0 out of 5 stars A Thursday Next Book for Doctor Who Fans? Maybe...
    I love Jasper Fforde's Thursday Next series, particularly when the story takes place inside the Book World. Read more
    Published 7 months ago by Shevi
    5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
    Loved this!!
    Published 7 months ago by Kay Kinghammer
    4.0 out of 5 stars Not bad, but no better than any other in the ...
    Not bad, but no better than any other in the series- and frankly, I am a much bigger fan of the first ones.
    Published 7 months ago by The fat cat
    5.0 out of 5 stars Twisted, Wicked Fun
    Jasper Fforde is a genius with words and social humor. I especially enjoy the Thursday Next genre. The absurdity of the situations is paralleled by their plausibility given the... Read more
    Published 8 months ago by Page Turner
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    Jasper Fforde traded a varied career in the film industry for staring vacantly out of the window and arranging words on a page. He lives and writes in Wales. The Eyre Affair was his first novel in the bestselling Thursday Next series. He is also the author of the Nursery Crime series.


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